Mass Effect General- /meg/

Liara Is A Lying Bitch Edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/
Patch 1.06 never ever.
>femtur pastebin (the real one):
pastebin.com/MqzvBWy3
Reminder this exists

>News:
MEA sold about 3 million copies in the first week and had a slightly worse opening than ME3, in line with EA's expectations. Specifically NPD Marketing Research said it sold more in 1 week than HZD had in a month, and HZD sold 2.6 million in its first two weeks.

>venturebeat.com/2017/04/20/march-2017-npd-zelda-and-tom-clancy-have-a-big-month/
>ign.com/articles/2017/03/16/horizon-zero-dawn-sales-pass-26-million
>vg247.com/2017/02/01/ea-expects-mass-effect-andromeda-to-sell-around-3-million-units-in-the-first-week/

Bioware Montreal also has plans for multi-fold expansion:

cgmagonline.com/2017/04/07/ea-hiring-500-new-staff-in-montreal/

Previous thread:

Remember to stay vigilant and report all BT posters.

Cora is a cute weabloo

Nth for best romance.

Fifth for best romance.

Somethingth for true love

Should I put a vintage heatsink thingy on sidewinder? I feel like it doesn't have enough ammo.

Is there fanfic where femtur fucks human male with a strapon?

Cora deserves Peebs

Vetra pls go, you have kett to kill.

She's not into women tho.

All of these are right.

Patch when?

Next Monday

go away disgusting homo degenerate

you're worse than the raptorfuckers

>you're worse than the master race

I mean it's true, but it's not much of an insult.

There's nothing wrong with having sex with cute raptor girls.

SOON

>EA keeps getting away with it

#th for waifufaggotry is AWESOME.

Bio-Converter is much better than Heat Sink.

Why are you buying the game?

I own EA stocks

Real talk?

...

Who knows.

tfw ull never get kissu from sara

You will not.

Sorry that's for Jaal only

Fucking degenerate

If kissing your lover is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Patch when? Don't reply with soon, faggots

with soon, faggots

>implying the one Gil post can even compare to the 400+ Vetra posts

DIE

Probably tomorrow.

I'm betting at the end of May

...

Yes this Ryder is female.

female (man)

How would you guys have rewritten ME 3 ending?

you mean he is a pidor?

>tfw no Sara kissu
>no Ashley kissu

;__;

I wouldn't. Fuck that game.
Sometimes you just need let it go.

change the reapers' true purpose. It's so stupid it makes me mad.

>that figure
>that hair and face
>Bo
>female

no, it is a trap

Don't worry I check. I don't want any male Ryder/Jaal art.

It's not one of those situations where it's actually a trans Ryder, is it?

sounds pidor to me

It's transcendentalism Ryder.

...

No, 100% female. She's looks feminine in her other pics.

As a Bong I feel personally offended by that picture. What the actual fuck are some of those? Neutrois? Two-spirit? Fucking what?

DING

I would have 4 endings I think would be better (then again anything would be better than color coded endings).

1) Shepard successfully develops anti-reaper weapons and counter-measures. Using these tools, the civilizations of galaxy successfully wage a war of attrition against the Reapers. Billions die but the Reapers are destroyed.

2) Shepard does the above but negotiates a peace treaty with the Reapers. The Reapers then retreat from the galaxy, maybe to return one day.

3) Shepard fails. Everyone dies and the Cycle continues.

Hidden Ending

4) Shepard finds out why the Reapers are doing what they're doing and solves the problem (original dark energy plotline maybe). Seeing no need to continue the Cycle, Reapers share all their knowledge with civilizations of the galaxy ushering in a golden age.

Plus I'd also have slides for every companion, major character, important location, and civilization. A proper fucking epilogue.

>mfw these wounds will never heal

Anons? Can anyone give me a hand with Cora's loyalty mission? My journal's giving me the directive to "Speak to Cora about the asari ark", but she won't go to her room in the bio-lab for me to do so; she keeps wandering around the ground floor in engineering. I've been in and out of the ship several times.

I have:
* Maxed out viability on Eos, Havarl, Voeld and Eldaan
* Spoken to Sloane Kelly for the first time
* Unlocked the system where you go to investigate the Turian Ark
* Found the crashed turian stasis pods on Eldaan
* Spoken to Vehn Tehv, the angara traitor, as part of the "Hunting the Archon" priority ops quest

I have not:
* Gone to the Kadara Slums or Kadara Badlands
* Found the transponder used by the Archon to contact Vehn Tehv
* Gone to the system with the Turian Ark and Vetra Loyalty Mission quests in it

Can anyone clue me in on what I need to do before Cora will show me to the Asari Ark?

I think my issue is that I haven't actually found the Turian Ark yet, so Cora's loyalty mission is supposed to still be On Hold...

Might as well do the main quest. I don't think your far enough to do it yet.

have you tried talking to her when she's out of her room?

Main plot missions advance sidequests when "on hold".

Nice ideas. Why weren't you working at bioware 5 years ago.
>this pain is just too real.

Wtf is neutrois or two-spirit. I have never heard those terms before.

Two-spirit is a Native American thing, I think, it's like a catch-all term for people of "unusual" gender. Not sure about neutrois, though.

Isn't that cultural appropriation, the very thing these people hate?

So nothing like this right?

I'm glad raptorfuckers are numerous and loud.
This will mean more attention from the writers and more/longer Vetra romance in the next entries.
Just like what happened for Tali and Garrus between ME1 and ME2

I hope so, but not if Mac has anything to say about it.

Blue women were a mistake.

>posting non-canon
What did he mean by this?

He wanted that stuff but with Scott/Evfra instead

OFFICIAL ME GAME RANKINGS

>BEST OVERALL EXPERIENCE TIER
ME1

>GUILTY PLEASURE TIER
ME2

>WHY TIER
ME3

>SUPREME MEMSTER TIER, a.k.a. UNSALVAGEABLE TIER
MEA

These rankings are undisputable. You can disagree, but it will only expose your pleb level.

can WORD this post

>ME3
What are you talking about?

hello reddo

...

Wha happened

Is Scoot a slut? Or just Sara?

Sounds fake.

This guy comes and slaps your Waifu ass , what you do?

Kill him obviously, he's a fucking vorcha

Is there any decent retexture mod for human skin? Seeing all those wrinkles in Sara's face when she gets smug is becoming uncomfortable.

Is that the poo in the loo code monkey that enjoys drinking semen?

Calmly ask why he did that.

Vorcha communicate whit violence , he was probably asking the hour

Uh.. did he have flour on his hand?

>ME2
>better than anything

>>>/reddit/

That's racist. Not all vorcha.

kek
welp , most vorchas do that , and the few ones will still likely kill you because they are mercenarys

>all this bigotry
#VorchaLivesMatter

I find this on google images looking vorcha pics.

i like the vorchas , but lets be real , bioshit will never make at least 1 interesting vorcha , the closest one was the one that said the thing of "We dont kill today"
It would be more viable to make an entire new game and universe

I'd romance a vorcha.

But how would you kiss them, user? They don't have any lips.

that shit would be most tragic love story ever
>first year you pass trying to conquer him
>next year you barely had a date whit him before he die

*toilet flushes*

*door slams*

someBODY

Only Native's use the term to describe themselves, it just has official recognition as a thing.

Not sure why people get so salty over this gender shit. Beyond the occasional random person I run into, I've only personally known two people who are some form of transgender. Neither them nor anyone else I've come across has been a douche about their gender identity.

A kiss on the cheek!

A romance like that could be beautiful.

>Just two people having fun, no strings attached.

I'd love to see Vetra butchered and spit-roasted, but maybe that's just me

shit like this makes me want to know how to do le 3d games and do a space game