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Starlight Stage:
>Event: Pending
>Gacha: 04/30 ~ 05/09 (Yuki, Koume, Koharu, Marina)
>Election: 04/10 ~ 05/09 (Results 05/14)
Cards: starlight.kirara.ca
Tracker: twitter.com/deresuteborder0
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Theater Days:
>Preregistration: prereg.bn-ent.net/common/serial.php?app=imasml_theater

News:
- CG Election ends May 9th at 7PM JST: - ML manga typeset up to chapter 11: - ML Update (May 8th): - Miku/Rika/TakeP fancomic TS: - Anya/Miku/Minami fancomic TL: - Archive of : archive.is/g47q3
- SS Umi commus TS: - CG Theaters TS: onwards (17 total)

Upcoming:
May 13th/14th: CINDERELLA GIRLS 5thLIVE TOUR Serendipity Parade!!! @Miyagi
May 24th: CINDERELLA GIRLS Theater anime BD volume 1, ED2 "Etude wa Ikyokku dake"
May 27th: Kotori manga "The Sunrise is Golden" begins

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BELIEVE IN CHIE.

Happy birthday Mirei, may your cards get fully voiced some day.

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YOU'RE GOIN DOWWWWWWWN GIRLIE

Paasions are for breeding

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Lolim@s would be so much better if they aged them all up, prove me wrong.

Fuck, I can't decide whether to get Rina or Mirei with the next ticket.

Only if by "age up" you mean by 10 years.

Mirei

Neither

I'm sorry Koume I failed you twice, I don't deserve you as my wife. Please forgive me.

It's alright, user. You're not alone.

Passions are for casual fuck buddies, but then after other relationship adventures, you realize it was them all along, you get hitched and you grow old together. The sex stays good well into middle age and you travel each summer well into your eighties. Their dumb optimism lifts you in times of darkness, and in the end it wasn't dumb, because they were right.

why not the Longloli?

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Rinarina, of course.

This is an improved Chie.

No

This is your hot date for tonight.
A genuine 14-year-old tsundere fuckdork.

Yes.

Wait for the next gatcha... but if the Ticket expires soon, Rina, totally Rina poyo~

Slow Life Fantasy is a good song

Koume is a good girl. I'm sure she understands. I'm not giving my daughter to you though, nerd.
Anyway, time to start collecting jewels. Don't spend any at all until the rerun.

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>Did it end up happening or is it just someone being saucy
Yes, it happened. Miki even tells you not to show that picture to anyone else.
You also elope with her at the end of her route if you get her to max rank.

Eloping with a 14 year old girl. This is the sort of franchise iDOLM@STER is. Purity be damned.

>14 years old
>eye patch
Take off that ridiculous eye patch, and maybe I'll take you somewhere.

Scout tickets don't get updated with new gacha.

Up yours senator

Well it's totally my fault for not playing the game, didn't knew that.

>This is the sort of franchise iDOLM@STER is

*was, this sort of stuff that will never happen again.

I got her with one 10 roll and she's not even my favorite 142!

Obviously Mirei. She is cute and has great fashion sense.

>fuckdork
This word is associated with shit idols so please don't use it with Mirei.

>lifts you in times of darkness
I don't think so. I'm allergic to pollen so I can't be happy with Aiko or Yumi half the year. My liver will fail me with Yuki before the burden of living every day crushes me. I think Yoshino's really the only one who could save me and that's because she's a goddess.

Not that you would know anything about it, not having actually played the games.

Hate the game, not the player.

No thanks, I'll stick to my cool wife.

Somehow, I don't think that's how that phrase works.

It's don't hate the player, hate the game.
I'm not the guy your responding to, but get your fucking sayings right.

You first headfucker.

Million Lewd is keeping the dream alive.

I'm not the guy you were talking to, I'm casually voicing a complaint.

Pai-touching Makabe.

But I got the saying right, dipshit.

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What dream? Stuff like idols winning the P will never happen again and you can thank the mobile games for that.

This I know. I was a plebbit tier cool fan at first, then I stumbled onto cutes, but finally I grew up and realized the superiority of passions.

Your taste went from good to bad to mediocre.

I kind of want to roll for Yuki, but I detest the abysmal SSR drop rate from the gacha. I can't really justify spending $28 for a 0.3% chance to get an idol that I like, but isn't really my favorite. Especially after seeing that one guy spending something like $4000 trying to get Koume.

Passion is the patrician's taste. Followed by Cute.

You sound like you have shit luck. I average about 1 SSR for every 3 10 rolls,

Don't ever spend money on free games.

M O I S T

If it's Chie I'm killing myself

God I hope it's Chie.

AWESOME

Plebbit's favorite idol is cute. Don't try and use them to slander coolPs.

You can't. Not before you kill me.

Who's going to kill me then?

Chie gacha and Chie for the next non-RNG event.

I'm sorry to hear, Koumeanon. Here, have a fresh TS on me.

CoolPs are shit though.

Seems perfectly suitable to me.
She meets all of the criteria for such a designation.

I'll do it, anyways I'll be doing you a favor

You're shit.

Thanks lad.

My fuckdork on the right.

Passions are for casually calling your friend and sometimes even actually going out and doing things with, but ignoring whenever they have a problem they want to talk about and completely abandoning in the times they need someone's support the most. They'll know in the back of their mind that you don't really care about them at all, but they'll tell themselves otherwise for the sake of maintaining a smile around you and they'll blame themselves for not being a good enough friend to earn a place in your heart.

My loving wife is not your fuckdork, or a fuckdork to anyone except me when the time is right.

NO LOVE
NO LOYALTY
NO RESPECT
NO LIKEABLE LOLIS

Detail at that level can only come from first-hand knowledge. Definitely a coolP.

What's the general etiquette for /c/ image dumps? I want to share good pictures of my favorite idol in the hours leading up to the election.

Hey, fuck you. I've been nothing but loyal to my cool idol.

14 is the best age for idols.

The election results, I mean.

Go make a thread on /c/ and link it here. Don't dump here, you will likely get banned and purged.

Also, the election is almost over, user. It ends in nine and a half hours. You're a bit late if you're trying to convince people to vote.

What time is that? How do you lay her down?

agree

Left, Middle, or Right?
Please select.

Right. The other two are inexperienced and I'll feel bad for them.

When we're having our intimacy under the covers. It varies from gently to rough depending on how the both of us are feeling. That's all you need to know.

Don't post images in consecutive posts, because it'll most likely get deleted. At least wait for another post or two to separate from your initial post.

It's more fun making love on top of the covers so you can see the girl's naked body. You should try it sometime.

>$28 for a 0.3% chance
Actually with a 10 roll your odds are 2.96%. Still awful odds, though.

Of course. I'd be dumping to celebrate, not to annoy the shit out of people. Plus, that'll give me something to do as the hours count down instead of convincing myself she's going to get bumped out of the top 3.

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No. 15 and 17

Of course. That's just my blanket statement to those sort of things.

Stage right, yeah, Ranko is very experienced. Mika will never be kissed and Asuka is just getting intimate with her husband.

I love Asuka's husband so much.

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Ranko gets hit on by her teachers at school.

Ranko gets hit by me.

I jacked off into Nino's freshly worn stockings. Her husband let me.

Ranko gets hit by a truck.
A deadly japanese truck.

you're the only one. i'm sure even Asuka would hate that extreme smothering.

good, good

Asuka thinks monogamy is a social construct and fucks different guys purely for her own pleasure.