Dota 2 gen /d2g/

Nojokur
Nojokur

INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

STATISTICS
dotabuff.com/
opendota.com/
datdota.com/

NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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youtube.com/watch?v=mSNTcC_xW3U
dota2.prizetrac.kr/international2017
joindota.com/en/news/53321-valve-forced-to-disclose-item-drop-rates-for-ti7-chests
twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/861963797644410881
dotabuff.com/players/70388657
veekyforums.com/thread/176323768/video-games

massdebater
massdebater

RTZ
T
Z

Methshot
Methshot

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sage "dota 2 gen" nigger

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i want the slark immortal so bad

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

too late
this exists

Skullbone
Skullbone

No, its not too late, sage report and go to the other thread

We've had thread wars before over this exact shit with retards posting d2 gen and discord links

we're not having it again
make proper OPs, or dont make OPs.
Its as simple as that.

askme
askme

No-one wants to go to your thread, please stop trying so hard
Also, telling people to report a thread is against the rules

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

if it has the same info, what's the difference?

SniperWish
SniperWish

If we're going by the rules,

Rule 3.
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

He's being LE EPIK TROLLE by making it d2gen, as theres thread history with the subject.

The naming policy of the general
We've had countless threadwars of people doing this retarded shit.
How about we fucking stop doing this shit already and we wont have to do this shit

DeathDog
DeathDog

This thread is older than your shitty other thread.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Wake up
Our boy RTZ is stream

Techpill
Techpill

This thread is also improperly labeled and named

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I missed him so much

Bidwell
Bidwell

Either get lucky or shill out 80 shekels on the market

I didnt learn until i got to level 900

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

we all did

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

YOU ARE LEVEL 900 AND YOU DIDNT GET IT? VALVE GOING FULL JEW MODE

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'm going to marry Lanaya!

Busty!
Cute!
No Penis!
Sexy!

likme
likme

HEY NEWFAGS WE DON'T USE DOTA GEN THREADS

MIGRATE

veekyforums.com/thread/176275979/video-games (Cross-thread)
veekyforums.com/thread/176275979/video-games (Cross-thread)
veekyforums.com/thread/176275979/video-games (Cross-thread)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I have a friend who's like... 1900 now? still no Slark.

Booteefool
Booteefool

jesus, that sucks

Emberfire
Emberfire

Falling for the compendium meme

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

others spending their money triggers the dotard

Inmate
Inmate

People bought the compendium before a new balance patch came out to see if this game wasn't shit anymore

Inmate
Inmate

Good goy.

Unironically getting Jewed

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

80 shekels
that already sounds more worth than opening chests to get it

Firespawn
Firespawn

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NO
D2GEN
MIGRATE

veekyforums.com/thread/176275979/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/176275979/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/176275979/video-games

Nojokur
Nojokur

kys

Booteefool
Booteefool

nu/d2g/ fell for the dota 2 gen shitposter
makes me sad to see how shit this place has become

Soft_member
Soft_member

dumb charlesposter

Playboyize
Playboyize

hey its that medic melee weapon from tf2

Methshot
Methshot

if you are lucky, you will get it for 80 shekels. until people start to charge upwards of a couple hundred bucks for it because it was a year long wait.

but yeah, you can probably find a couple for 80 on the market before then

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

you

just move to the actual general
iircs mods know of the thread wars and know the course of action, considering d2gen was made early

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

this is the actual gen?

King_Martha
King_Martha

No that would be Hippocrates

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

POST 20 PICTURES OF WINDRUNNER EVERY THREAD!

askme
askme

le gen XDDD

>>>/reddot/

veekyforums.com/thread/176275979/video-games (Cross-thread)
actual general here

SniperGod
SniperGod

The fuck is 'gen'?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Chill version of "general", for people who take it easy

askme
askme

Efficient way to filter out the autists.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Last ti igot to 1000 and ended up just buying chests when they where marketable.

Even after level 1000 it took 30 dollars worth of chests to get the fv baby rattle immortal

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm posting ITT and you can't stop me autist

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

queue for white man's ranked
3,8k avg game
enemy has 6,3(!)k mmr mid
still win

wew

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

bout to get to 3.3k
intentional feeder -25
this happens 3 DAYS in a row
This one had a level 1000 battle pass.
This dude pays $400 to intentionally feed.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hey he's fueling a larger prize pool so whatever man

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

axe gets a new immortal this ti

Watch it be a fucking belt.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

check his profile
23000 hours of dota

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

DAC 2015 immortals were the peak of hats tbqh

girlDog
girlDog

want to buy the dac 2015
old compendiums are not supported

Fuck you volvo.

WebTool
WebTool

The immortals are in the market chucklefuck

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Fuck you, I want the emoticons ;_;

TreeEater
TreeEater

958 days of being logged into dota

Firespawn
Firespawn

Steam hours are a meme. Check his dotabuff profile and look his hours in-matches.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What's next for Mushi's career bros?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I-ITS NOT FAIR BROS
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TOP E-SPORT AND TOP ASSFAGGOTS
WE ARE N-NOT DEAD, RIGHT?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

retiring, he won't go anywhere with his current team

happy_sad
happy_sad

Blame valve and, guess what? They actually read reddit so go there and do you.

Methnerd
Methnerd

wojak was a mistake

TreeEater
TreeEater

artsissy strim

Emberfire
Emberfire

dotards still do not understand how sports work

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

buy a goy pass
play international ranked
oh boy I got a good team and we're stomping–
get DC'd
restart everything
After Several Attempts to Connect, the Server Did Not Respond
no indication of poor network conditions will save my ass and everyone abandoned or not

Fuck you Gabe you fat piece of shit

whereismyname
whereismyname

go 29/5/16 on shadow feed
104k hero damage and 14,3k building damage
our "carry" wraith king gets outdamaged by our dazzle
lose

so THIS is the power of the forced 50... whoah..

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

watch shartour stream
get headache from his spastic camera movement

JunkTop
JunkTop

is this the lina build order

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

normal skill
200 games
42% winrate
yeah you're in such a deep trench that your build order literally does not matter

Evilember
Evilember

arteezy gets no bashes
sb gets a million bashes

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

got it boss.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw no fellatio hero

girlDog
girlDog

tps should be free and cost no mana

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

wake up from a nap
our boy is streaming
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.

Evilember
Evilember

they should also only go back to the fountain and be interrupted when you take damage

Booteefool
Booteefool

Hi box.. You went away again..

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yea thats a great idea

JunkTop
JunkTop

don't forget no cooldown
also only have some of the heroes available for players each week, it's too complicated for newer players. They should have to purchase the other heroes when they're ready to experience the full roster.
Items are also too varied, the different abilities you can get are just too complicated, it's better to just have them be stat bonuses to each hero and of course have a new stat that increases spell damage

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

name calling
...
Sorry dotards I won't be making good memes on here anymore, reddit here I come.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Did i confuse you with someone? Sorry then user..

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Can you teach me how to become a successful meme creator like you, user?

SniperWish
SniperWish

the skill of meme creating is something which one borns with and cannot be learnt

Supergrass
Supergrass

Mask of Madness is dogshit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What went wrong?

Skullbone
Skullbone

41 tower dmg

cum2soon
cum2soon

(you) posting 1,5 years old match

iluvmen
iluvmen

How do you build PA? Is Vlads actually a thing? Is early vanguard stupid?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Singsing is streaming
my phone didn't notify me
wtf

likme
likme

Even your phone has stopped caring about Sing

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

JUST

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What the fuck is this playerunknown shit? The latest DayZ clone?

DeathDog
DeathDog

pubg
literally no one cares

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

why do you care? no game will ever feel as good as dota does

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

rtc gets a DD rune
attack moves mid
wins
DOTA

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

who /r/dota2 here?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

pubg is a thinking man's game

likme
likme

haha fuck you redditshit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

LC gets 500+ duel damage
loses

Evilember
Evilember

a game where this happened would be magical

idontknow
idontknow

dota2

Techpill
Techpill

umm user?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Why did you get banned, my reddit friend?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Well /d2g/ what went wrong and what team won?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Radiant won because they hit towers.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

those items on like 80% of heroes
jesus christ spoiler that shit

Radiant, btw. Dire couldn't do shit about Serpent Wards in the end.

Snarelure
Snarelure

When's songsong going back to dota?

TechHater
TechHater

How did we lose to a fucking card game?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

"they"

Friendino it wasn't a team effort, look at the TD

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Is timewalk at 25 a mandatory talent even if you have blink?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Caring about streamers in 2017
I hope you guys realize that like 99% of donators are like giving away what should be their kids food and school supplies, rent and utilities you know

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Radiant because it had Enchantress

TechHater
TechHater

Never. He's a variety streamer now user. Like itmeJP

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why do you need to hit towers though? We could live peacefully if both sides agreed on it. No need for war.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

we only care about singsing here

SniperGod
SniperGod

itmeJP

I couldn't tell you what JP does other than rollplay anymore

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

itmeJP

remember when he tried to rape that chick that used to be on that dogshit D&D stream he did with iNcontroL and Ryuzilla? iNcontroL offended her while he was in character and JP sperged out and kicked him off the show.

This was all after he tried to rape her by the way.

Firespawn
Firespawn

aside from the ceaseless slaughter of creeps marching to their doom, of course

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

He went through a dota spree recently. He's not bad. Turns out he played dota1... which actually makes sense since he was a Blizzdrone.

viagrandad
viagrandad

that shadow shaman

can anything stop shadow shaman?
beat slark in his 1v1 lane
went on to dominate the entire game
did almost all his team's tower damage
still bought wards and dust

I-Im the shadow shaman

likme
likme

I'd rape that too desu, not try, actually going ahead and just raping

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Rawr! :3 I'm lycan
*noms your tower*

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I remember this, JP kicked Geoff from the show because he was being "mean" to Jen (the girl in your picture) when in reality Geoff was just joking around and she didn't understand because french canadians dont speak english good

JunkTop
JunkTop

2012 was 5 years ago
What the fuck

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Remove Umarus

Emberburn
Emberburn

playing/watching dota2 when sinned donut is streaming IRL

LUL3D

WebTool
WebTool

sunder 10s cd and 0 cost
Whoever decided this was ok needs to be shot

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It got cast time nerfed you know

massdebater
massdebater

doing anything except watching /ourguy/ arteezy
what are you doing with your life user

Inmate
Inmate

tell me when she actually stream her donut, meanwhile I've better things to watch

TechHater
TechHater

What did they change on MKs immortal in the patch
Currently suckig dicks for cash atm cant check ingame

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

WOW it has cast time that makes it perfectly fine to have a 100-5% nuke on a 10s cd

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How do I become an armlet toggle god like Artour?

Flameblow
Flameblow

It got cast time nerfed you know
no it didn't, wtf are you on about

JunkTop
JunkTop

double tab the armlet button when your health is low

5mileys
5mileys

I'd tickle her ferret desu

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

would you fuck singsing?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What is going to happen to Iris/ d2g/? Will she die? Will Barry save her?

youtu.be/DY7ZXNcXOPg

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i would fuck anything
i would fuck you

Lunatick
Lunatick

the fat, autistic fuck called admiralbulldog gets to bang that
Can anyone explain? Does he make that much money?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

He makes around $250,000 just from subs and he probably makes that again from donations so yeah he makes pretty good money.

He's in the top 100 streamers on twitch,

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

wanting to bang that

Nigga, I wouldn't bang that unless you fucking paid me alot of money, and even then I'd have her tested for diseases first

Booteefool
Booteefool

does he still get money from Alliance?

Emberfire
Emberfire

being gay
Senpai...

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why the fuck is there a bristle in every game I play?
What happened?

JunkTop
JunkTop

that one guy that is still playing the game

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Turns out Solar Crest is OP and that Bristle makes the best use of the item

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Bristle and Troll appear whenever taking highground has become difficult

cum2soon
cum2soon

Is Lone Druid getting buffed soon? Preferably something that makes a bear focused LD more viable

Evilember
Evilember

beat the worst laning stage carry hero

wow its fucking nothing

farquit
farquit

Slark isn't that bad in lane

iluvmen
iluvmen

Hey dotards what do you think about new goypendium? Should I buy it?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fuck you I thought it was pretty good, I bet you don't even play the game, you just bully us that still find it fun.

MEANIE BULLY

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Lycan with octarine
yes or no? literally 4sec downtime on shapeshift

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

he advertises them, of course

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How long has Artour been streaming for? He's CSing worse than I do

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

He always last hits like that

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

6 1/2 hours

whereismyname
whereismyname

he doesn't play octarine/necro/dagon lycan

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What did HotS mean by this
youtube.com/watch?v=mSNTcC_xW3U

happy_sad
happy_sad

I NEED TO BREED THAT

RavySnake
RavySnake

I miss doto before the 5 gpm buffs

17 min freefarm Battlefury becomes 10 minute and everyone has their level 3 ultimate
why even live

Soft_member
Soft_member

I don't really mind the pace of the game speeding up. I just wish pushing highground wasn't such a cunt right now.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Rate my second webm ever made.

eGremlin
eGremlin

WHENS ESPORT
I DONT WANT TO WATCH LITERAL WHOS ON TWITCH QUALIFIERS

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

When will Magnus, the GoodEveryMeleeCarry, finally get real nerfs?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

unlimited spin

HOW DO YOU STOP HIM

viagrandad
viagrandad

Shrines ruined the game

prove me wrong

RavySnake
RavySnake

7/10, rate my webm

viagrandad
viagrandad

Bulba invented that strat

Emberburn
Emberburn

Fucking icefrog hurry up and release a patch so singsing can play dota again...

askme
askme

offlane gets small camp + shrine
just why

Emberburn
Emberburn

FREE...

...BKB?!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Some say he's still spinning to this day...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What if Bulba isn't a bad player but instead intentionally misplayed Magnus so he doesn't get nerfed?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Wheres your Auroth fuck pussy /d2g/?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

International ranked
calibration
play support every game cause I can't be fucking bothered arguing with other retards who have to have the core roles
lose 9 out of the 10 games, the only one that I won was with h4nni as my carry
calibrate to 4.2k mmr
Dotards?

WebTool
WebTool

SUCCESS HAS A NAME

takes2long
takes2long

signature hero
magnus

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

1300 total damage

w8t4u
w8t4u

so he is he is like bulldog except he didn't won anything and isn't most popular dota streamer

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

not turning before rp
rushing blink like that
1k mmr/10

askme
askme

half the paragraph of his "accomplishments" are literall about ONE 1 game he played in 10 years ago

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

he's like bulldog except reverse

no charisma
shitty at Dota (at his level)
shitskin

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

calibrate to 4.2k mmr
nice try you lying fag

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Lanes don't matter anymore
Offlaners are babysitted too much with the pulls & shrine

Mid dominance doesn't matter with the shrine.

Methshot
Methshot

reddit's game

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw you Shartour your pants

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

record some gameplay for youtube
edit it
upload it
realize I had bulldog's stream open while recording and you can hear him memeing in the background

well fuck

Booteefool
Booteefool

juiceshits genocided
How is this bad

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Man that trivia chat is pure cancer. People spamming like spastics, just like in twitch.

Playboyize
Playboyize

have under 1k matches
get pit against people with 6k, 5k, and 4k matches

Who thought this was balanced? I'd rather wait 30 minutes and do trivia the whole time than get forced into an insta-lose match because of a shit matchmaking system.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

can't spell shartour without "our"

Methnerd
Methnerd

I can: shartz

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

come on dude

FastChef
FastChef

Dont bully me, i was still young :(

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

captains mode
1 server
search
farm trivia points for 10 mins
free levels

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

480p
10 FPS
tfw you finally understand why beaners are ruining all your games

likme
likme

games that you just know are free losses

enemy has lion, rasta, nyx, sven
teammate picks huskar

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Lanes don't matter anymore
that's due to comeback and highground buffs, shrines has nothing to do with it except for being part of highground defences
Offlaners are babysitted too much with the pulls & shrine
that barely changed anything, weak safe lanes were punished before if enemy wasn't stupid, now it's slightly easier to do, nothing wrong with it since lanes don't matter much
also offlane pulls became slightly harder with 7.00
Mid dominance doesn't matter with the shrine.
force enemy to use shrine
now you have one and he doesn't

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

involunatry muscle spasms is actually a side effect of meth

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

had a cute asian girl on my team. we lost the game but i won

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

6 minutes in
0/8

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm unironically enjoying playing as Tracer in HotS
lul
she's like faceless void with a gun and a grenade

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

what if at the start of a game you could type what if my hero did X, and an AI would automatically process and balance your suggestion and update the game so your hero actually did X on that game?

hairygrape
hairygrape

hi shitskines

bye shitskines

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

ally picks nature prophet
his starting items are tangoes and glove of haste
wait until you start puking of boredom because every game is same shit that literally plays itself

DeathDog
DeathDog

I would show it off but I'm at work. From what I gather, calibration relies a lot on your account mmr, which is just some hidden mmr thing. I'm a 5k in solo ranked.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

wtf im horny now

FastChef
FastChef

tfw no clingy cute anime girl gf to bully you while you play dota

why live

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

calibration cap was set to 3.5k mmr couple of months ago

RumChicken
RumChicken

It's a pretty big ask to get someone to pretend "bully" you in a relationship

Try hiring a prostitute and/or dominatrix

King_Martha
King_Martha

type "what if the ai refused to process this sentence"
dota two servers explode

takes2long
takes2long

My pc is shit..

Skullbone
Skullbone

tfw no qt anime girl to sit in front of you while you play dota
tfw you will never sniff a girl's hair that smells like strawberries
tfw no cute girl to visit you at your home just to give you food because you've been playing too much dota
tfw no cute anime girl will sleep in your lap because you ignored her for so long and played dota instead
tfw you will never feel this cute feeling

why live

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nvm i rechecked it and it's only true for new accounts, sorry for doubting you user

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i would be ur gf irl but i'm not a girl

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

|===> ATTENTION DOTARDS <===|

Solo ranked mode doesn't actually make your games solo ranked but just hides parties.

Enjoy your placebo.

farquit
farquit

Whatever
Solo ranked was more needed when you were played with 4s and 3s, now it doesn't matter

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what

JunkTop
JunkTop

the UI doesn't group parties together visually on the post game screen

whereismyname
whereismyname

480p

what the actual fuck?

even phones have better resolution... is he playing on a WW2 era computer?

5mileys
5mileys

reddit is already choking on fata's cock

At least now we can say without a doubt that he's reddit's guy

Evilember
Evilember

*blocks your path*

SniperGod
SniperGod

I wish I could choke on Lina's cock tBh

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I know you have never seen a naked female before, but girls have no cocks. Trust me on this user.

Flameblow
Flameblow

This was me yesterday, couldn't end vs Luna, Invoker, techies. Ended game with 568 duel damage or something.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Because Hearthstone actually has high quality streamers that stick to schedules.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Tfw level 800 and got the slark immortal on my last chest after autosticlyspaming the ultra rare icon while openning chest

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Because when you lose in hearthstone, it's not the fault of some fuckass peruvian kid who doesn't know a lick of English out of the 5 people in your team nor does it take an hour to lose a lost game

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

autosticlyspaming
when you're so autistic that you automatically to autistic things.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Update, won 3 more.

eGremlin
eGremlin

nice blog +1

askme
askme

So what's the best way to get out of low priority nowadays? Forced to abandon during picking phase twice over the past few days.

Inmate
Inmate

thanks man

whereismyname
whereismyname

mute everyone and play as best you can
dota_chat_mute_everyone 1

massdebater
massdebater

instead its the fault of shitty rng
competitive hearth stone should be classified as gambling

WebTool
WebTool

any hero that can feed on others with shadowblade like sven/troll/legion/lina

Illusionz
Illusionz

addictive game with steep learning curve developed by medium sized company vs addictive game that caters to retarded kids developed by big company
gee i wonder
i guess they can afford it since you don't need to practice for hours every day both alone and with team to remain good hearthstone player
yeah you lose to fucking rng which is almost the same thing

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

wtf i hate valve even more now

takes2long
takes2long

Uhm, dotards?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

yeah not buying it
it will display your opponents parties fine if you have it enabled

Methshot
Methshot

What's the point of posting a picture from 5 years ago, a picture already posted a few billion times, with an imgur filename and ask "Uhm, dotards?"
What did you expect to achieve doing that?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yeah not buying it
Well then stop replying to some retard fuck fishing for easy (you)s
is it summer time already?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

perhaps he has some sort of proof

Soft_member
Soft_member

You were stupid enough to reply

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I obviously toned down the size, cmon boys..

massdebater
massdebater

Want another reply? Your life must be really sad when you post stupid shit in hopes for a reply, so I'll be kind. Here we go.

StonedTime
StonedTime

CM is most picked hero in Kiev
everyone started firstpicking her in 6k too
REEEE STOP DOING THAT SHE IS MY MOST FAVORITE HERO

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

what is going on with the (you) market that we need to ration our replies

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If there was proof everyone would be talking about it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw just popped a Xanax and got all day to play Dota the 2

5mileys
5mileys

A patch is about to drop. Everyone is a bit nervous since they value of (you)s and certain memes may change suddenly. A lot of people prefer to hold on them and see what happens.

Skullbone
Skullbone

In my car, stopped at traffic lights
Fully obeying all the rules of the road
Get rear ended by a guy doing 60 in a 20 zone
Another guy in front of me driving the wrong way hits me as well, even though he had plenty of time to swerve or brake
Bleeding, I crawl out of my wreck of a car
Some guy in a tshirt with a dota logo on it comes over
"LMAO how can you get in a car accident? Learn to drive better, this was completely your fault. You are the only constant"

Really made me do a thinky

farquit
farquit

how much money does pros earn per month implying they dont win anything from the price pool on any tournament?

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw my wife just left for a 1 week business trip to Detroit so can play Dota 24/7

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

how long does that shit last
I want to try modafinil & ranked but I tilt easy

JunkTop
JunkTop

(You)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

depends on the team

Sumail has a 6 figure salary for example

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

just make sure you don't piss off her son

Emberburn
Emberburn

(you)

whereismyname
whereismyname

Lets say a team that sometimes qualifies to the Majors, sometimes dont.

Techpill
Techpill

solid win streak lad, keep it up.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Salaries are not public, nobody knows that.

takes2long
takes2long

MMR reset when
The game doesn't even need leagues, just a reevaluation every year

Evilember
Evilember

t. new

eGremlin
eGremlin

they had a paid reset last year
nothing changed

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

thanks man

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

poor lad, when forced 50 finally kicks he'll dorp back straight to wc3 dota.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

DC are getting 4k a month

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Anons, I think I just had my first physically painful game of Dota last night.

Hour and a half long, playing in a 3 stack, random disruptor in the matched 2 stack kept intentionally blocking our ancients because "We didn't need them." When his buddy Alchemist fed Bloodseeker hard mid. I did really well as offlane bristleback, and we eventually won, but my arms were cramped to hell and back and still hurt today.

Is this the pain that Fear had to go through daily when playing with Artour?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Tell her to look up my homie jamal on 8th and James St, i aint seen him in a hot minute

Supergrass
Supergrass

you mean an optional, paid, service that could only increase your MMR

Bidwell
Bidwell

1 week business trip to Detroit

hairygrape
hairygrape

New hero :

Calyhx, The Black Thief

Int, Meele

Skill 1 : Scout Wolf
Summons Scout Wolves to watch over. Each wolf have an ability called "Bite" where they leap and bite the target then disappears dealing slow and damage.

Bite damage : 60/120/180/240
Bite Range : 400/450/500/550
Wolf Speed : 400
Slow : 40%
Duration : 1/2/3/4
Wolf Duration : 8/10/12/14

Cooldown : 20

Skill 2 : Fade
Disappears as Calyhx scatters his shadows. Upon dodging an attack, his attack speed and movement speed is increased.

Attack speed : 60/70/80/90
Movement speed : 10%
Fade duration : 1.22

Cooldown : 15/13/11/9

Skill 3 : Mind Reader
Steals the last passive that the enemy proc'd.
Can steal item passives.

Duration : 40/80/120/160
Cast Range : 850

Cooldown : 40

Skill 4 : Mirage
Creates multiple illusions inside Calyhx, Each illusion attacks the random nearest target.
Every illusion has a chance to trigger passives.

Attack interval : 0.55/0.40/0.25
Illusion damage : 45%
Detection Radius : 450
Duration : 25

Cooldown : 60

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

That is a terrible idea. What would be the point of bashes and heroes with spell immunity carrying tp's when pushing??? Do you even think before you try to """"""Fix"""""" this game?

Playboyize
Playboyize

what would that achieve
many players will be mad because their hard-earned mmr will go to waste and everyone will get roughly the same numbers as they had before reset after half the year or so

FastChef
FastChef

Black Thief
don't you think that "thief" is a bit redundant

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw I fucking hate this game, and I only play it because my gf likes it and I want her to play with me instead of her stupid friends but she keep going to play with them because I rally suck

I dont know what else to do, I spend all the free time I have playing or watching videos to learn but I still hate it and I think thats why I think I suck, because I know its shit and it doesnt worth it.

All I can do now is to show her memes I found here so she can laugh I guess...

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

league
Good post friendo.
I'm sick and tired of the attitude of the Veeky Forums dotards. They try to justify the stupidest ""fixes"" I have ever seen. 7.00 Fixed so much broken shit i'm glad they made the update.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw unemployed so get to play dota on shitty old computer all the time at 15fps

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

i need to sound more edgy

Flameblow
Flameblow

whatever you do don't post CM

whereismyname
whereismyname

i imagine a nigger dota hero

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ok i wont

girlDog
girlDog

you're not my mom, you can't tell what to do

askme
askme

it will display your opponents parties fine if you have it enabled

what? parties shouldn't be in ranked at all, nice logic stupid asshole.

Playboyize
Playboyize

how the hell is he spinning for so long? is this ability draft or something?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

YOU LITTLE BITCH

Flameblow
Flameblow

What would be a good idea for a 4th attribute that wouldn't trigger d2g autism if implemented?

SniperGod
SniperGod

crystal slut highlighting optimal gangbang locations

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

......HEY!

girlDog
girlDog

Wisdom except as it goes up in-game you become smarter in real life.

likme
likme

parties shouldn't be in ranked at all
just because you need to be comforted knowing your teammates are sperglords like yourself your opponents aren't bound by that

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Stuns
Silences
BKB only lasts for 10 seconds? After that he's dead.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

you could sneakily revert game to 6.82 and /d2g/ will whine about game becoming casual and turning into league

girlDog
girlDog

Haven't played since 6.80, what are the major changes?

Nojokur
Nojokur

/d2g/ doesn't actually play the game so that wouldn't work either.

DeathDog
DeathDog

wow this was some new kind of refined shit lmao

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

game is so alive that i never get to play trivia because the queue pops instantly

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Luck

increasing the stat improves GPM and gold gained from minion kills. Its a support centered stat

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nothing much, og once again won the last major

Evilember
Evilember

Charisma, improves communication skills with teammates

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

New attribute

SLUT - changes what animates are played when performing certain actions and modifies the heroes cosmetics

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ur all garbage

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

mmr?

Spamalot
Spamalot

luck
not stating it improves all of your RNG rolls while actually having no effect whatsoever

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

low 4k australia

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

prizepool growth slowing down rapidly

hairygrape
hairygrape

If you soloqueue you still get parties, it's just hidden
Despite the inconsistencies this would cause in the API where the same match would basically have to be filed twice, once from the soloqueuer's view, and another from the actual party's view so it shows consistency in match records
Somehow a basic flaw as enormous as "the same match (same picks and stats, even if the profiles are separated and hidden) occurred twice, but one time it didn't have a party" went undetected
I'm expected to believe that post

eGremlin
eGremlin

Does anyone has the graphs compairing the last 3 years per week?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

so like with every crowdfunded project?
dota2.prizetrac.kr/international2017

Skullbone
Skullbone

just like it does every year until the second immortal release

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

thats a balance nightmare waiting to happen. It would push RNG reliant heroes like WK and PA over the top

Methnerd
Methnerd

I meant in comparison to last year

We were 650k ahead now only 586k ahead

It's over dotards DED GAEM

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Who's WK? Did you mistype SK? Skeleton Kings RNG is luck based

Illusionz
Illusionz

what
frogposters need to be gassed

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

DEAD GAME

this is with people having to shell out more for a higher level compendium and you're barely beating last year

Bidwell
Bidwell

"no effect whatsoever"
a balance nightmare

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

DEAD DEAD DEAD GAME FUCKING DOTARDS BTFO LMAO BASED LAME DEAD GAME RIP IN PISS RETARDED DOTARDS LMAO

DEAD

FUCKING

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

RETARDED

DOTAAAAAAAAAAADS

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

since dota 2 is a dead game which game should i switch to ? lol or hots ?

Booteefool
Booteefool

sc2

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

dota 1 goat

RumChicken
RumChicken

clash of clans friend, you can't be playing those dead old personal computer games that can't be carried around

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

related to last hitting creeps
support centered

Spamalot
Spamalot

Hoots Underwatch Heatstone and War Craft:bradwar

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Go abstract: vainglory.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

what would happen to Veeky Forums if people stopped replying to shitposters?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Can you autistic wannabe herodesigners go make fake hearthstone cards or something?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

13 new posts
they would get gold for standing near a creep death.

that way supports could box and still get like +3 gold per nearby minion death or so.

Heroes of Newerth is practically Dota2.
They still have Classic Faceless Void kit.

Techpill
Techpill

So it's for 2k carries then?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Was it better when you were able to sell abandoned allies items? We had a tinker abandon 40 minutes in, being unable to control him or sell his items felt fucking sad

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

what's a megasub?

takes2long
takes2long

you give the streamer 10 dollars instead of 5 like the absolute loser you are

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

subscribing to a twitch streamer has to be the most sickeningly post modern thing know to man

5mileys
5mileys

another word for Megacuck

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

why is d2g always triggered by anything that means spending money?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what map is that?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

because dota 1 was free and it was unironically better than Dota 2

cum2soon
cum2soon

it's the legacy map, we don't talk about that here

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

that's the most stupid post I've read in a while

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

"mounted" heroes

w8t4u
w8t4u

hero is killed
mount dies at the same time

massdebater
massdebater

be 1k
gain 100 mmr yesterday with great performances
lose 100 mmr yesterday to stuff like a mid who gets 4 last hits by level 7 and a luna who goes glaives aura glaives aura glaives aura glaives aura

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

be 1k

how old are you
for how long have you been playing dota?

Spamalot
Spamalot

34
4 years

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

supports needing gold
go play LoL

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Heroes Of Newearth

farquit
farquit

after all the autistic infos dota has, at the end of the day you have to be good at agression even if you know theory or concepts

I don't know how to say it, but when my brother played Dota he was just standing there like an idiot without taking any initiative
Dota is a game of annoying your opponent in the first place, if you don't fight him, he will fight you. You have to LARP as a killer all game long

idontknow
idontknow

how many games of dota do you play per week?
how many games total?

likme
likme

- slow fragile INT hero (think CM but different skills)
- one normal skill generates a permanent clone with each level. similar to meepo.
- unlike meepo, killing a clone doesn't kill the other clones, but still gives gold/xp as a normal hero and each clone has it's own standard respawn time

skills could be clone/slow/allied buff/movement skill. no ult.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Cold Embrace doesn't count towards healing
Uhhh, dotards?

JunkTop
JunkTop

BadArcWardenButMoreGimmicky?

viagrandad
viagrandad

play international ranked
max calibration is about 4.5k so you're against people with 5k solo in 3.5k international ranked
come up against 5 stacks as 2,2,1
2-3k players desparately trying to raise their MMR to "where it belongs" first picking carry/mid and feeding
Literally nothing has changed from last year!

Techpill
Techpill

should i play international or normal ranked? im raising my international mmr winning almost all my games but im 400 mmr below my solo. i just don't like the long ass queue times in solo whereas international has faster ones.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Nothing will, the entropy of Dota matchmaking is the same, and the system is very fine-tuned to put you in the bracket you deserve

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

barely similar other than lol multiple units

arc is useless as a support, while that hero concept would allow to perform support duties all around the map, freeing your #4 to farm more instead of helping supporting.

it could be strong but it also could go wrong and you could become a chain feeding machine

Supergrass
Supergrass

Veeky Forums killed video game discussion in /v/ for smaller games and let shit posts grow stronger on both boards

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

all support heroes getting a GPM talent was just pure coincidence
Supports survive off scraps and losing all thier gold to ward wars is okay

askme
askme

i hope after the international ranked ends they start just reseting ranks after every TI

Methshot
Methshot

I haven't tried solo ranked since I hit 4k. I'm one of those top plebs who spent ages grinding to 4k and then stopped because I was burned out. Now I mostly chill in unranked, but started playing international matchmaking because I thought it would be a no-risk way to enjoy myself.

the system is very fine-tuned to put you in the bracket you deserve
But when you cap the system at a low level it clumps everyone together and makes for some extremely shitty games. If this lasted for a few years sure everyone would eventually settle to where they belong but obviously you need to grind a lot of shitty games to get there

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Am I retarded for just realizing that probably the logo of Dota 2 is because the map?

farquit
farquit

why do you care so much about MMR, why do you care so much about recalibrating?
do you realize no one can't be arsed to give a damn shit about every inadequcy in a video game and that at the end of the day, no one should? Just play the game if you want to raise that shiny number
Have you sorted your life priorities yet?

Methnerd
Methnerd

depends, if you started playing yesterday and knew nothing of dota it's fine

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

why do you care so much about MMR
I wanted to get 4k, that was my goal. It puts me in the top 10% of players which makes me feel good about the time I've spent playing the game
why do you care so much about recalibrating?
I don't. I was playing international ranked because I've noticed ranked dota is a very different experience to unranked dota (I think it's better). Unfortunately I've noticed international ranked seems to take the worst parts from both
do you realize no one can't be arsed to give a damn shit about every inadequcy in a video game
You literally just said that I did. If you think I'm the only one, you clearly don't spend much time in the game and its surrounding community

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why do people think the pricepool that people donate is any indicator of how alive the game is?
Just take a look at Twitch for example, there's like 3-5 popular Dota 2 streamers that barely streams, when none of them streams Dota 2 can sometimes not even reach 10k viewers.
Now look at LoL, there's tons of viewers and streamers all the time and the game always got a lot more viewers than Dota unless a big tournament is on for Dota 2.
Dota 2 might have the bigger pricepool for 1 tournament a year the players pay, but LoL is the more alive and healthy game.

eGremlin
eGremlin

The only thing you can take away from twitch viewership is that league players dislike playing their own game and prefer watching an "internet personality" play it for them, whereas dotards actually play their game

whereismyname
whereismyname

I started to play 2 years ago.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Money involved is less indicative of popularity than Twitch views which can be botted
Stream literally anything right now and label it as LoL. You will get 100 views instantly.

Inmate
Inmate

Yeah...like the Russians that streams Dota does not viewbot. Just look at the top channels for Dota right now, Aside from BTS and Zai the top 30 is just Russian players.
The only players that play Dota nowadays are chink and Russians.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Wouldn't Twitch views indicate the people *not* playing the game? You can't watch a stream and play any game not named "Hearthstone" at the same time.

RumChicken
RumChicken

The same way roaches are superior to humanity, sure.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Riot/Tencent viewbots LoL on a massive scale to make their game seem more popular (it's still more popular than Dota, but not nearly close to the margin they want)
Individual Russian streamers do it too! Argument invalid!
Just try it. Stream LITERALLY ANYTHING you want, and label it as LoL, it will INSTANTLY get over 100 viewers on the stream.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ez

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wonder what the odds of getting all three in one chest are

likme
likme

Individual Russian streamers do it too!
Have you seen the Twitch stream on Dota, there's nearly ONLY Russian viewbotters regular English streamers does not exists outside of the few pro players streaming.
I'd say 90% of the Dota viewers are actually bots so just imagine how few viewers dota actually got.
The game is so dead.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yes

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

when_shills_meet.jpg
just fucking kiss already

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The chinks know at least.
Ain't it a bit funny that even China is better at regulating scammy gambling shit in gaming than us here in the west? When are we going to have the same regulations for those shitty gambling boxes?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Oy vey goy goy goy...
Just shut up, and buy more boxes

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

pick a bounty rune
PING! PING! PING!
"dude that rune had my name on it"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

implying i didn't intentionally feed ~120 games to get down here

come on guys

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

be lvl 3 support
8 min rune about to pop
mid comes running over instantly leaving a full creepwave behind in an attempt to bottle the bounty
snatch it anyways dealing with pings and vitriol for the rest of the game from mid player

why do people thinking trading 1 bounty for 4 cs is worth?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw get new mic for dotes
tfw too shy to talk

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

is ns viewbotting? his chat is slow as fuck

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

the regen of the bottle

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

He's Russian, what do you think?

Skullbone
Skullbone

You said yourself the outlier is when an actual pro player streams (which is understandable because most people can't play at their level and would want to learn from it) Russians viewbotting themselves is literally irrelevant when the argument is about people PLAYING the game. People watch Hearthstone on Twitch because they're too poor to change netdecks 3 times a year. These people are not contributing the the livelihood of the game, either with money or playerbase growth. We are talking about video games, not movies or TV shows. You also haven't addressed how Twitch views for LoL are potentially be 99% fake, putting them even lower than Dota's "real" audience. A real easy way to disprove this would be streaming some shit like gay furry porn and labeling it "League of Legends", but I know you won't do this (or if you do, you won't say it) because I already know that the result will be over 100 viewers for the stream instantly, regardless of the content. I already told you that I know League of Legends is more popular than Dota, but the margin Riot/Tencent states is a doctored statistic. It's actually much, much closer which is why Valve is still fighting tooth and nail to keep Dota updating constantly to draw more players instead of giving up entirely like they did with TF2 once Overwatch launched.

I get paid by the post (I assume he does too), it's a mutual respect thing to drag it out as long as possible.

w8t4u
w8t4u

he read out a big piece from the combined CIS talent that's translated on reddit about how PGL treated russian casting crew like shit at boston & kiev earlier so there's loads of drama brewing

DeathDog
DeathDog

two fucking bottle charges is not going to do shit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

holy SHIT guys is this real
NP. FATA and NP.PiELIEFUCKINGDIE
and also bone as coach
it's like c9 is coming back alive
im super excited

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

reddit post
tldr please

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Except let you stay in the lane so the enemy mid isn't allowed to freefarm and snowball out of control.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

the author literally wrote a tl;dr on the fucking article you lazy shit

Flameblow
Flameblow

Except let you stay in the lane so the enemy mid isn't allowed to freefarm and snowball out of control.

fucking bottle crow or shrine. if you are leaving a full fucking wave behind for a bounty how the fuck are you controlling your lane retard

iluvmen
iluvmen

bottlecrow in 2k17
retard

Bidwell
Bidwell

trading 4 cs and lane control for a bounty and 2 bottle charges
someone should put you on team np retardbro

SniperGod
SniperGod

Laoche the shitter still plays.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

He's leaving the full wave because you (his teammate) are contesting it. That's how important having regen on hand at all times is. If you bottle crow you are potentially fucking up EVERYONE'S earlygame by clogging up the courier and STILL taking longer than just going to the rune.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

bottlecrow in 2k17
awwwwww wittle wetawd is so wetawded.

Soft_member
Soft_member

yeah it's not like your carry needs any items or that your supports needs to be able to buy smoke/wards.
Mid needs those 2 bottle charges even if every other lane will be fucked because of it.

5mileys
5mileys

He's leaving the full wave because you (his teammate) are contesting it.
where did you get the idea that the support was contesting the lane xp

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Lifestealer raging and hitting buildings then running away when rage wears off

How is this balanced?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It's balanced because highground push is impossible otherwise in this retarded meme meta

SniperWish
SniperWish

make a joke
someone replies ooga boogaing about how it reminds an experience he had in game
d2g shits on him and exposes how it was actually his fault

Methshot
Methshot

d2g shits on him and exposes how it was actually his fault
more like d2g interjects with their 2k opinions on how to lose mid lane

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

playing tb mid against zeus because a jugg forced me out of carry
zeus leaves to get a bounty and gank 8 mins in
take both T1 and T2 towers in mid while he's away

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

how to not give up mid game when enemy already fully farmed?

Skullbone
Skullbone

You don't get permanently banned for being utterly useless at the game.
Wew, nice game dotards.

Firespawn
Firespawn

shut up furry

eGremlin
eGremlin

exposes how it was actually his faul
It's always your fault

The only way to play Dota is to pick a meme mid and carry your team to victory
If you don't, you're just a shitter

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You are contesting the rune. If you take the rune it is not going to come back later. He has to choose between not having bottle charges for two minutes and getting fucked in the ass when the enemy mid notices this, or leaving an entire wave of creeps because his teammate is being a fucking idiot.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Laning stage doesn't matter
Anything can happen. Win 1 (one) team fight and you have 10k gold swing easy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

two rune charges for a qop is almost a scream + blink, and like 150 something hp. yeah, 8 min in its probably not that much but if you dont think +/- 150 hp and mana makes or breaks a lane for a full minute in favour of one laner then you're frankly terrible
obviously if, if the midlaner in your example wouldnt have substainability issues and could expect 2 or more of the cs from the wave then he's a retard for fleeing to the rune

Firespawn
Firespawn

tb
against zeus
winning mid ever

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If you take the rune it is not going to come back later.
it comes back in 2 minutes to be specific
He has to choose between not having bottle charges for two minutes
literally 3 others bounties and a river rune available for mid to choose from if regen is so desperately needed

Playboyize
Playboyize

the joke is that zeus lost mid a guaranteed win lane by going for the rune

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

recently started enjoying dota again

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

joindota.com/en/news/53321-valve-forced-to-disclose-item-drop-rates-for-ti7-chests

BASED CHINA
A
S
E
D

Soft_member
Soft_member

Impossible
No one """Enjoys"""" Dota

w8t4u
w8t4u

All of which are either being used or contested by the enemy team. The point of using the closest bounty rune is that it's safe and doesn't gimp your teammates. If you go for the river rune and someone rotates you die. The other bounty rune on your half of the map is being used most of the time by someone else, and contesting enemy runes for the rune itself is downright idiotic and will get you reported for feeding, since you will most likely die and not even get the rune despite that.

Just admit you made a fucking mistake and you learned from it after getting called out. Otherwise you're no better than a cliffjungling NP that rushed 6 farming items then blamed everyone else for not making space.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

The point of using the closest bounty rune is that it's safe and doesn't gimp your teammates.
except i didnt even fucking state which bounty rune position it was, just that i was was standing there.
If you go for the river rune and someone rotates you die.
i guess regen isnt as fucking important as you originally made it out to be since this shitter mid couldnt manage their bottle well enough to be in a position to contest the river rune.

Just admit you made a fucking mistake and you learned from it after getting called out.
the only mistake here is believing that leaving your support to be underleveled and useless will win you a game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The numbers are literally useless for chests because there's no figure disclosing how much impact escalating odds has, and how it works.

For all we know it's an "S"-shaped equation that is close to 0 until 15 chests, then locks at 1/30 (which is awful probability considering how many chests you get). The only reason people didn't go through to roof when Blizzard pulled this is because OW gives out boxes like candy, and people have done so much testing on HS packs the numbers are already known through trial-and-error.

I suspect the numbers are really a lot lower than what's stated, as evidenced by the arcana wheel which shows 1/1000 because they don't have escalating odds to doctor the numbers.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

reminder that grant's made analyst at a lan again

cum2soon
cum2soon

As an european, Grant is funny. I prefer him over other NAgarbage like Maut, Conrad, KotLguy, Anne, etc.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

SUPPORT steals the bounty rune from mid
Now you're just being an entitled idiot. If you were the pos 1 or some shit you might have had a case, but that's downright retarded. That right there can lose a game on its own. It doesn't matter is the mid has 100% HP/Mana, if he goes for the river rune alone, the enemy mid calls a rotation and he dies, period, the end. You can't contest in a fucking 2v1 scenario when one of the 2 is a hero with strong rotation capability. I already know which rune it is because there's only one that every fucking mid above 1k uses for the first 20 minutes of the game. He's not going to go out of his way and try to take the open-use rune.

Go make a Reddit post about how supporting is hard and you deserved your mid's bounty rune. I'm sure you'll get the feedback you want there.

Nojokur
Nojokur

why are dota pros and commentators so spoiled?

someone from the russian major team was complaining they didnt get buiseness class plane tickets anymore and EE is crying about how cheap the majors have become

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Autistic manchildren treating their twenties as an extension of adolescence.
Sadly that is not limited to doturds.

farquit
farquit

EE is an autistic retard and has always complained about the most retarded stuff when it comes to tournaments. My chair is too high. My room is too cold. My bed isn't soft enought for me to sleep. Where are the fuckpillows with my waifu on them? Guy should be banned from all tournaments tbqh.

The RUhub is complaining because if PGL is kicked out of the way they would be the ones getting a piece of the cake.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

does someone have the ti1-3 navi, ti3-6 eg picture with OG on it now?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Now you're just being an entitled idiot. If you were the pos 1 or some shit you might have had a case, but that's downright retarded. That right there can lose a game on its own. It doesn't matter is the mid has 100% HP/Mana.

so its bad enough that the mid is leaving a full wave of cs/xp for a bounty now you are advocating that the pos 1 should be doing the same?? lmao

I already know which rune it is because there's only one that every fucking mid above 1k uses for the first 20 minutes of the game. He's not going to go out of his way and try to take the open-use rune.

why are you wasting your time on /d2g/ if you are omniscient

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

steals
not even that user but being mid and buying bottle doesn't entitle you to shit. Mid shouldn't be leaving lane for bounty runes, especially with shrines to sustain. You are a retard.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It was explained earlier the mid had to leave early because this guy was contesting his own mid's rune because he wanted a gold boost on support.

Emberburn
Emberburn

It was explained earlier the mid had to leave early because this guy was contesting his own mid's rune because he wanted a gold boost on support.

no wonder your responses are so fucking retarded, you cant even comprehend the situation i was portraying

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I love Singsing

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

all bounty runes are property of the mid player so he can leave lane and lose cs
still retarded.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

hating on ee
come on

Supergrass
Supergrass

Yes when it comes down to it missing a full wave is better than not having regen (gives enemy mid even more freefarm) or dying (gives enemy mid even more freefarm and lets him start snowballing). The reason you might have had a case as pos 1 is that you thought it was acceptable because you were closing on an item timing or some shit. It would have been the same result (you lose your mid's lane), but it might have been more salvagable and it would have explained your thought process in a more justifiable manner. Being above 2k is not being omniscient, it's called being "not retarded".

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

All runes are property of the mid player
If you queue as a support, you are also property of mid.
Cucks don't get to choose what they get. That's the entire point

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

So basically it's russia using "alternate facts" and manipulating social media to get a hold on the scene. I've seen this movie before.

There are 2 major powers at play here. PGL as well as ESforce.
ESforce owns the following: VP, Epicenter, Cybersport.RU, RUHUB as well as a few others.
The people who have been confirming the contents of this post are all connected to ESforce.
Before the Kiev Major even started, RUHUB's members have stated that it will be a disaster similar to the Shanghai Major.
RUHUB's members have stated that Epicenter an event hosted by ESforce will be way better than the Kiev Major which, as stated above, they predicted would end up horrible.
Someone who was apparently there for the event has tweeted his speculation that this is all politics.
This seems to be a coordinated, seen from how the statement was posted on Cybersport.RU and Reddit at the same time. In addition to that, within 1 hour, 2 people from RUHUB have tweeted regarding the statement and 1 person from RUHUB as well has read the statement on Twitch.

viagrandad
viagrandad

This is one (singular) bounty rune that is almost always dedicated to the mid player so they can maximize their time in lane. When a teammate starts contesting it you are severely restricting their options for regen in lane, and once the enemy mid notices this he'll apply pressure and get freefarm to start snowballing.

Methshot
Methshot

how do you shit on weaver
i hate the snibbedy snab man

Supergrass
Supergrass

umm dotards where's the patch?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

come and get it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

gimme them buffs

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yes when it comes down to it missing a full wave is better than not having regen (gives enemy mid even more freefarm) or dying (gives enemy mid even more freefarm and lets him start snowballing).
lmao if this was the fucking care then your mid should be going base to fully regen and return with a full bottle rather than the stopgap measure of 2 bottle charges, you are already letting the enemy mid freefarm considering the wave was pushing and the lane is now empty.

It would have been the same result (you lose your mid's lane), but it might have been more salvagable and it would have explained your thought process in a more justifiable manner.

i explained myself fine, rather than asking for clarifications you just went ahead and made a bunch of assumptions in hope of backing up your shitty retort

Booteefool
Booteefool

t. PGL IDF

read the whole thing
if it's true PGL is done for

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Ew shitty patch.

TreeEater
TreeEater

WHEN IS SECRET PLAYING

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Is Russia's end game being hated by everyone else in the world? Because it's working.

Skullbone
Skullbone

GOOD team playing today

King_Martha
King_Martha

2 bottle charges is a huge difference when the enemy mid has them and you don't. It's there to serve as a fallback in case the enemy mid applies pressure which he can't immediately follow up on. If you don't have regen in lane then the enemy mid can just harass you to death and you can't do shit because he has an insurmountable advantage in both health and mana. Leaving the lane and going to base is a grade-A way to give the enemy mid tons of freefarm, it's worse than a full wave of uncontested creeps, it's the wave, then his choice between an unchecked rotation or the tower, then control of the wave immediately after.

SniperGod
SniperGod

EE and RTZ are the reason why we have stupid Majors and not RULES OF NATURE tournament capitalism

Bidwell
Bidwell

If you don't have regen in lane then the enemy mid can just harass you to death and you can't do shit because he has an insurmountable advantage in both health and mana.
dont lose your fucking lane then and leave the enemy mid in the same situation
Leaving the lane and going to base is a grade-A way to give the enemy mid tons of freefarm
vs leaving lane and running across the map for a bounty and 2 bottle charges? do you even pay attention to what you write lmao

SniperWish
SniperWish

What's next for his career?

Booteefool
Booteefool

going 2-16 as a support

askme
askme

He wouldn't have to leave his lane with a wave there if you weren't an idiot contesting his bounty rune. How is this a difficult concept for you to grasp?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why did they turn skeleton king into wraith king?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Your sitting in the pub when this chap slaps your waifu's ass. What do you do?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why is this dumb weeb always stirring shit up? I bet nobody said anything just like in the Puppey drama

twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/861963797644410881

girlDog
girlDog

How do we fix best boy /d2g/?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Break his wristlets

whereismyname
whereismyname

Probably mad valve isn't delivering tendies to his door.

MPmaster
MPmaster

gender reassignment surgery

hairygrape
hairygrape

Just don't win the lane with no regen
Not even that guy but what?

Emberfire
Emberfire

meta change

JunkTop
JunkTop

He's an attentionwhore that's starting to realize that he's irrelevant so he needs to stir up drama so people will give him attention.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Gay

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

what's wrong with him?

massdebater
massdebater

+1 base armor

idontknow
idontknow

He wouldn't have to leave his lane with a wave there if you weren't an idiot contesting his bounty rune. How is this a difficult concept for you to grasp?
his bounty rune
his
see this is the problem you literally cant wrap your head around the concept that all 4 bounty runes arent your fucking mids

DeathDog
DeathDog

Move +20 movement speed talent down to level 10
Change +150hp talent to +250hp and move it up to level 20
Remove +15% magic resistance and replace it with a spell amp talent, something like a Q multiplier modification

Bidwell
Bidwell

Just don't win the lane with no regen
who are you quoting

King_Martha
King_Martha

is that true for all heroes?

Illusionz
Illusionz

4 runes on map
2 are uncontestable because they're in the enemy jungle
1 is for whoever needs it at that time
1 remains, this one is for your team's mid because he depends upon the regen it gives to not lose the lane
Still conjure up the figure of "4" because it supports your argument better even though I have literally never stated that you should accommodate your mid beyond that one rune

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why do i always get shitty teammates?
"hey guys lets have a fun game, no hate even if we lose :) ;P xD <3"
ITS FUCKING RANKED WINNING IS FUN LOOSING IS NOT!
"i tried my best :D"
YAH WITH A FUCKING HERO YOU DON'T PLAY PRACTICE BEFORE YOU FUCKING PLAY RANKED!
"hi! :D im kind of new to this ga-"
WHY THE FUUUUCK ARE YOU IN RANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"i havent played in a while so im probably going to suck"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Meant to say "win the lane with no regen" because that's what it sounds like he's saying. I'm pretty sure I'm missing something here though.

5mileys
5mileys

1 is for whoever needs it at that time
the support was standing at this one when 8mins hits and your mid leaves a full lane of cs to attempt and take it.
this is what you are fucking defending

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

randoms hero
cries about losing

i'd kill these people without a second thought

Firespawn
Firespawn

stop complaining about retards being in your retard mmr bracket you fucking retard

likme
likme

implying you could win a fight when they are at a advantage

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

is he turning into stephen colbert?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

retardation is independant of mmr bracket

girlDog
girlDog

realized a long ass time ago that he's a retard that is self inserting as your mid player. just stop giving the retard (you)s and maybe he will shut up.

massdebater
massdebater

winning loosing in this rank is 50/50
it does not matter how skilled you are your teammates or your opponents will always suck dick
i had a 4,3k friend play on my account
after 10 matches the win loss was 5/5
in every match im matched with players who does not know basics and does not know at least 90% of all hero spells, people with less than 1000 hours played, usually around 500

iluvmen
iluvmen

You could have gone to the one that would not have fucked up the flow of all your teammates (the one that your mid wasn't taking for the last 6 minutes). I know it's hard to grasp in the 2k bracket but people are generally planning 5-10 minutes ahead and when a teammate starts throwing wrenches into the system is starts to compile and lose the game.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I don't understand how you guys can still argue about this shit.

This started because someone playing support took a bounty when the mid asked to bottle it, because the guy thought his mid shouldn't have left mid to bottle a rune and took it to piss him.

There is no argument here, the guy was an idiot and shouldn't have taken the rune once his mid abandoned the lane, doesn't matter if abandoning the lane was correct or not.

From here on, everyone can make up situations where it would have been correct or incorrect to leave the lane, and arguing about it is pointless.

likme
likme

You could have gone to the one that would not have fucked up the flow of all your teammates (the one that your mid wasn't taking for the last 6 minutes)
back to omniscient posting i see, literally impossible to argue with a retard. im done here

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Realize you lost the argument because you're an idiot who didn't notice what your teammates were doing for 8 fucking minutes as a support
R-Retard! I-I actually won the argument!
Heh. Post the match ID if you're so smart and have some mysterious knowledge that can't be shared with a "retard" like me.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

when's the new patch

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

they still think that we'll get a new patch

Dumb dotards.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Hi. I'm a 5'2 200 pounds ripped dude, what hero could I cosplay as?

SniperGod
SniperGod

tomorrow haha

Hey guys what do u think of the secret vs empire draft? I feel like abaddon has to play a quite important role in manually ulting into shielding an allie, but seen that it's played by Khezzu, the game might even get hard. I dislike the german.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Those towers look like protoss buildings.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Legion

MPmaster
MPmaster

Leaving the lane is a bad decision, but not having regen is worse. The only reason he had to leave the lane early was because the support (on his own team!) was trying to snipe it. It was a 100% avoidable situation if he wasn't the most entitled support on the planet.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Lanaya

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

remember kids pic related is for mid players only!

do not touch unless you are the designated mid

TechHater
TechHater

Ok /d2g/, I didn't play a match since the released this international thing patch. What should I expect?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

basedmaster

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

All the good players will be playing int ranked and you'll be left with the shitskin poorfags

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Realistically, when can we expect a big gameplay changing patch? This week? This month? Never?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

memeleague production

iluvmen
iluvmen

Get asked a question you can't answer without dodging it entirely
Shitpost instead
Sad!

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'll always take them unless someone uses the empty bottle notification.

cum2soon
cum2soon

What if the game has 2 mids because you're in 2k?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Me, a higher mmr player, dont take them before checking higher priority farmers situation. This is why im better than you, part 1001.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

how can i post a fucking match id when it was a hypothetical situation in the first place
you literally took something and twisted it in such a way to suit your argument that you think you are infallible

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

umm doturdoodles when's the patch coming out?

Lunatick
Lunatick

what's a patch?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Now it never happened
What is this?

JunkTop
JunkTop

getting this mad when you get btfo
I bet you feed everytime something in the game doesn't go your way.

likme
likme

As soon as a cute girl(female) posts her butt(female)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

have you never used your imagination before user? do you legitimately have autism??? are you going to try and argue with me now that it wasnt hypothetical? based retardbro

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Explain this.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Hypothetical
"level 3 support at 8 minutes" sounds pretty specific, specially when you detail the mid getting upset over it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

lmao you literally are trying to argue that is wasnt hypothetical
you are so fucking insuffrable

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Goybundle costs more

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'm not even the guy you were arguing with for an hour but this really doesn't seem like something that didn't actually happen.

Emberfire
Emberfire

explain this

Snarelure
Snarelure

the whole point was to make it plausible
the fact that retards will actually fucking recommend leaving a creep wave behind for a cs is outstanding

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm giving you an honorary (You) for finding a way to derail an entire thread with one post. Wear it with pride.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Lose the lane, gain an extra wave
Lose a wave, salvage the lane
You must pick one in your own hypothetical.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

BIG FAT TA ____

RumChicken
RumChicken

be winning the lane and not need the regen yet still leave the wave for a bounty

no i dont have to pick one, you autismo

viagrandad
viagrandad

toes

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Be winning the lane
Get denied regen for 2 minutes
Get harassed to death when enemy mid regens
Lose the lane

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How do i play sven lamo

idontknow
idontknow

SHIT
IN MY MOUTH

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

post dotabuff

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Because autistic teammates wasn't plausible enough? You had to throw in the oppressed support and evil mid player dynamic too?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I have been playing international ranked as a 1.2k. So far I have gotten it up to 2-2.5k matches through simply picking safelane heroes and letting my mid feed. It doesnt work for a majority of people but for me its working pretty well.

FastChef
FastChef

be winning the lane with inc wave and clock rolling over to rune spawn
dont go for the quick river rune and instead wander over for the bounty the support was waiting for
proceed to lose your lane

Methshot
Methshot

Become actually omniscient and psychically predict where the river rune will spawn

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

wards do not exist in the game known as dota 2

MPmaster
MPmaster

check out this new Jakiro set dotards

WebTool
WebTool

Go to river rune
Rotation gets called and you die because the enemy team also has wards

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

guess you werent really winning your lane then

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

No.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

buy solar chest
win teamfight
since when dota become easy mode?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Solar crest is broken
I got it on PA the other day
People couldn't do shit
desolator is garbage compared to this

iluvmen
iluvmen

He lost a 2v1, guess he wasn't winning!
Ganks don't exist and supporting is pointless then. Therefore carries should be able to go off alone with no vision and if they die it's because the enemy team is cheating.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I SAID: How do i play sven lamo

JunkTop
JunkTop

but that looks like venomancer

get checked for autism

happy_sad
happy_sad

why not just say it was a 5v1 at the river rune since the enemy wanted to punish you

this is why i didnt want to bother with this argument anymore because you will say anything to defend your position

WebTool
WebTool

gog :---DDDD

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

5'2
they never learn

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Enemy team calls a rotation
Roamer and enemy mid go after your mid because they're not retarded and want a free kill
???

SniperWish
SniperWish

Reminder that Weaver is goodSlark

TreeEater
TreeEater

@176311569
case in point autismo

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

5'2 200 pounds ripped dude
Did you mean to say a morbidly obese manlet?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

play international ranked with friend
get dumpstered
enemy team was 5 stack, our team was 2+2+1

WHY the fuck is this allowed in ranked?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Weaver is one of the strongest supports. Sadly a very farm dependant support though.

TechHater
TechHater

joe rogan?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Post dotabuff, shitty.

Emberburn
Emberburn

There is an option to stop that from happening. Use it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

fogged a cute tbqh. He just needs some tidying up and some new frames.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

dotabuff.com/players/70388657

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

writes this then join another game
one guy gives away first blood 2 min into the game then dcs and abbandons
our mid also suck dick and play solo push simulator without proggress
i am so angry right now i dont know what to do. why am i so bad at this game so that i have to play with retarded people who somehow always are worse than me...

Bidwell
Bidwell

Guess the hero

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

support
Nah
But he is a great offlaner if you have tanky cores in other lanes.
It's hard to stop him from getting farm

JunkTop
JunkTop

Kel'snippity

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Broodmother

viagrandad
viagrandad

A FUCKING CARROT

Emberfire
Emberfire

How's TI coming along, champ? You finally going to win after only being relevant because of deranged fans for 6 years?

TechHater
TechHater

i have no problem with parties if the game is even 2+2+1 vs 2+2+1 or 3+2 vs 3+2

5 stack vs 3+2 or 2+2+1 really makes matchmaking feel unfair

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You are the only constant.

Bidwell
Bidwell

memeleague is so comfy

Valve should give points to every tournament to make a ranking of teams like in Tennis

TI - 1000 points
Major - 400 points
Protomajor (Epicenter & DAC) - 250 points
generic International LAN (ESL & shit) - 150 points
comfy tournaments with INT attendance (Summit & memeleague) - 75 points
non-international tournaments = 0

hairygrape
hairygrape

You finally going to win
no im going to go on a full autistic rage on biver cause he took 1 of my 4 bounty runes

RumChicken
RumChicken

You are the only constant.
should people who gamble also use this?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Woah slow down there champ, Puppey isn't your captain any more so it's okay to drop the tough guy act.

Illusionz
Illusionz

who /slight mischief/ here?

Booteefool
Booteefool

people that gamble
able to use arguments

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

gambling
Good goy

askme
askme

veno+jakiro+dk green form?

massdebater
massdebater

Patch when?
I wanna watch Sing play dota again.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Who /big mischief/ here?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

AND NOW A FUCKER RANDOMES TWICE ITS FUCKING RANKED WHY ARE PEOPLE THROWING!!?!=!

Playboyize
Playboyize

CLQ?

Methshot
Methshot

Pick riki and fuck off your enemy jungler.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

is there a female invoker or rubick for that matter?

i think all male supports should get that

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm the best.

iluvmen
iluvmen

China and Blizzard

iluvmen
iluvmen

China
How come Clinkz gets an exception, then?

Soft_member
Soft_member

gl getting out of lp after the update

takes2long
takes2long

Which is the easier quest:
Purge 5 / 10 / 15 debuffs using Manta Style (in one victory)
Get 3 / 6 / 9 Kills or Assists on heroes that are under protection of their Tower (across multiple victories)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What update?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Get 3 / 6 / 9 Kills or Assists on heroes that are under protection of their Tower (across multiple victories)
this one pretty obviously

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

low violence mode

girlDog
girlDog

Be an idiot and get stunned (one victory)
Murder the enemy team (any number of victories)
Hmm...

farquit
farquit

Learn to operate the internet.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why?

tl;dr

likme
likme

First one is situational so just go on that. If they have a lot of dot go for first.

mm update. Punishes lp wayy more

TreeEater
TreeEater

i get that many for not doing anything at all

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I thought so.
I didn't even know Manta Style purged debuffs.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Depends

TechHater
TechHater

He looks better that way

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

wrong hero user

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

only basic dispel though, so look out for enemy teams with lots of silences/slows if you wanna get the first one done.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

you get banned now from ranked and you have less chance of getting out

DeathDog
DeathDog

Lads how do I level the goyim pass fast? I REALLY NEED to get that terrain
besides buying levels obviously

JunkTop
JunkTop

you get banned now from ranked

Wew, you scared me for a second user, yeah it's fucking nothing.

RavySnake
RavySnake

CLINKZ IS THE WORST FUCKING HERO IN THE GAME, HE DOES NOTHING.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

abuse lobbies

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Time-based in addition to games. It lasts weeks.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

suck dick for gift levels

MPmaster
MPmaster

I have $20 I may spend on levels for you.

On a scale of 1-10 how desperate are you?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

?
TA poops too you know

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

39+1978
seven dot zero zero
still playing ranked

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

11

JunkTop
JunkTop

t. Orchid rusher

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I got 19 levels in one day from abuse lobbies, but that was just my weeks bets so I'll have to wait until next week for another massive gain

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Add me id/engio

Skullbone
Skullbone

yeah but not in your mouth she'd do it behind the veil and call it a mystery

King_Martha
King_Martha

SG vs NP in 2hours rev up those memes

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Pleasant Distraction

THEY KNOW

massdebater
massdebater

sent ;)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You should read the flavor text for it too

TechHater
TechHater

ofc, valve is capable of catering to their audience
its just that the audience is typically reddit

whereismyname
whereismyname

Reddit is the bulk, but the people who spend money are furries.

Thank god they tend to be at least marginally competent at video games they play.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Not all time spent in the lair library is time spent at writing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Okay friend

Nojokur
Nojokur

Directly referencing Nahyon's work
WE DID IT GULAG! VALVE RECOGNIZED ONE OF US!

Soft_member
Soft_member

suggest a build
build gets called shit
a week or so later a pro is doing the same build
suddenly everyone is using that build

Has this happened to you? I used to suggest SnY Sven on leddit and got downvoted for it, only for it to be big on 6.86 or so.

5mileys
5mileys

t. Force Staff rusher.

cum2soon
cum2soon

They got rekt by CoL, so they're going to get rekt even harder by NP.

iluvmen
iluvmen

But furfags are literally the worst players of dota2
I think I rather have south americans than whiny american furfags

TreeEater
TreeEater

leddit
this was where you went wrong.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

They're extremely insecure but they don't throw the game over it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

kick demon
keep bulba

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

sny is on every build guide

now that you admited to being a sven pro, please tell me how to play sven

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

It was the only way they could get Forev. Need to give to take.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

nobody bought sny on sven in 6.86 though

hairygrape
hairygrape

He's shit now. Every meta hero kites him.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wouldn't say that's the primary reason, because that happens every patch. This patch favors fighting early and often and slower cores like sven that focus on securing advantage from jungling quickly can't hit critical mass before the fights break out.

Firespawn
Firespawn

setunim ytriht ni hctap

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw cm solo kills your "carry"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

mfw taking out half of the enemy "carry"'s hp with shadow wave

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

and guess what, you are next little animeshit

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

he is shit due to ancient dominator stacking being effectively dead
just imagine playing AM without battlefury or ursa without roshan, that would be kind of situation sven now in

JunkTop
JunkTop

Can someone invite me to the new private discord for abuse ?
I didn't abused since last TI and the old in game chan seems dead and full of fucking normies.
My discord ID is Weedo#1180

Firespawn
Firespawn

tfw no mods that can get you that terrain for free

eGremlin
eGremlin

two stack
feeding retards.
Oh now I remember why I stopped playing this shit game.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I thought ranked was solo queue again?

FastChef
FastChef

only for non-retards, looks like he's a retard

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's unranked.

Ranked is fucking shit m8.

happy_sad
happy_sad

it is

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Shhh, lelouch doesn't know. Don't tell him or you might get matched with him.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

7.00: the patch reddit asked for
worst patch in dota
Shartour: the player reddit asked for
kills teams
Bruno: the dev reddit asked for
completely fucked this game up

AND NOW

PGL: the organizers reddit asked for
scam artists

You honestly can't make this shit up BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THESE are the people that Gabe Newell goes to for ideas on dota 2's development?

Who else is enjoying the abominable plane crash that is Reddit: The Game?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

playing unranked
Literally why?
The whole point of Dota is to prove you're better than shitters here

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

SHITREKT IS WINNING IT;S NOT FAIR

iluvmen
iluvmen

the state of shitrekt

Snarelure
Snarelure

L E L
O U C H

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

puppan why did you post this, you just got team wiped

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

seriously thouhg we cna't let gaben get his hand on the nuclear codes

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!?

massdebater
massdebater

why did we let this happen?

Firespawn
Firespawn

yes I'm quite aware of the option in the settings you fucking newshitter.

Flameblow
Flameblow

oh yes I know about this
but I won't use it and then complain about the lack of it

-the most retarded person in the universe

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Bulba and letting people down, name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

farquit
farquit

It's not ranked, Are you actually the most retarded person in the universe or the 2nd?

askme
askme

wow you certainly tried your best at carrying them!
it's fun and you can do all that stupid random shit and fail spectacularly without making people too mad over internet points

WebTool
WebTool

MP choking episode

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

If he really let people down, they wouldn't pick him up for their own teams.

There's something going on behind the scenes that we don't know and makes people pick bulba for their teams.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

complain that people are feeding in his games
you can do all that stupid random shit and fail spectacularly

uhhh dotard?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Don't think I forgot you, user.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

mmr assassin
double crosses every organization with the promise that he wont kill their team
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

midOne
good

lmao

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i am not that guy if you didn't get it
i don't understand why he is complaining about fucking unranked game too

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Because he's retarded.

DeathDog
DeathDog

You can tell everyone here is like 2k mmr and a streamcuck since they just blame Bulba for every loss

NEWS FLASH

One player performing poorly can be the result of supports not doing their FUCKING jobs, just take a look at RTZ. People who think the Demon kick was not called for are just dumb memers jumping on the Bulba hate bandwagon.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

lol

FastChef
FastChef

free farming magnus doing jackshit is the result of supports
nice try sam can't wait to see you play 4 again

JunkTop
JunkTop

It's a "looks like secret may come back but still loses in the end"

Is this a rerun of yesterday's episode?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i think the one ranked gamei won was 2,5k average. the rest were 1.5 and loses

WebTool
WebTool

Yeah, let's just give bulba a chance to qualify for TI when a proven TI competitor got kicked from that team. He totally won't fucking shit the bed against Col, NP, or isGG in the qualifiers.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Here's what's going on behind the scenes: Bulba is a filthy kiss ass, worm tongue Pajeet like his brother-in-poo 1437 (from the famous leaked EstoniaGate, where we learned that he was going to be Puppey's Vice President). In this case, Kanishka Sosale is good friends (aka he rims the hairy asshole) of the DC management.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

rip in peace puppan
;_;

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

midone
lmao
and i thought i will never see more overhyped player than rtc

Methshot
Methshot

What if puppey poached sumail?
Would secret be a good team then?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Hi, Kanishka Sosale! Let's take a look at your achievements on teams that were tier 1.

Last place Manilla Major with EG
Last place TI6 with Secret
Failed the qualify for Boston Major with Liquid
Last place Kiev Major with DC

So this...... is the power...... of shitting on the street.......

Illusionz
Illusionz

Does anyone here still play this game?

Methshot
Methshot

bad team
poaches bad player
"would it become a good team?"
sure of course

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

why this qt3.14 azn chick a white supremacist?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Please tell me what is the point of international ranked, won't it disappear after ti anyway? Where is the fun in grinding games on a ranked queue that will be gone in 3 months?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

S-Allah is the best mid in the world.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

to prove to yourself that your real mmr is a result of oppression

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

probably some beta backend so valve can test shit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

If it's higher than your regular MMR you can keep it

Emberburn
Emberburn

please redditors

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Shitrekt has to wait for this autism to end

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Delete your slander about Allah, he is exalted from what you say about him.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

patch?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

no
the problem with all puppey team is not players, but the nyx card he likes to draw in critical situations
you can replace your usual mmr with number you got in international ranked after ends, you need to play some amount of games beforehand though, i don't remember exact number but i think it was 40 or so

RavySnake
RavySnake

Destroying Skrff legs so he would never taint panel with this presence
Good job Slacks!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Tonight
I'll destroy all my Amiibos if I'm wrong

farquit
farquit

Is slacks, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Spamalot
Spamalot

wtf why are dotards so gay?

Soft_member
Soft_member

He is.

But we pretend he isn't so Reddit doesn't come and claim him out of jealousy.

Techpill
Techpill

which hero is that?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Not even the good shit.

Slacks is alright. Sometimes brings out a laugh. But I never want to hear him casting another game.

TechHater
TechHater

he is everyone's guy
only underages hate him

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Dota died after I quit it

Rip

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

bulba standing in for liquid in dreamleague
let's see how he fail his team this time

TreeEater
TreeEater

2011-09-02 — 2011-12-19
EZ Style
2011-12-19 — 2012-04-16
It's Gosu eSports
2012-05-08 — 2012-09-12
Evil Geniuses
2012-12-08 — 2014-08-29
Team Liquid
2014-08-11 — 2015-05-08
Team Tinker
2015-05-08 — 2015-07-16
mousesports
2015-08-24 — 2016-03-25
Digital Chaos
2016-03-25 — 2016-06-09
Evil Geniuses
2016-06-09 — 2016-08-27
Team Secret
2016-09-16 — 2017-01-01
Team Liquid
2017-01-01 — 2017-04-14
Team Onyx
2017-04-14 — Present
Digital Chaos

who's next?

eGremlin
eGremlin

2017-05-09 — 2017-05-09
Your Mom

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

DC lost against peruvians in the Summit qualifiers

what went wrong with the legendary mason?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Evil Geniuses
2016-06-09 — 2016-08-27
Team Secret
2016-09-16 — 2017-01-01
Team Liquid
2017-01-01 — 2017-04-14

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

hmmmmm

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

reminder

PGL = Reddit

RuHub = Our Guys

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

imgur filename

:thinking:

RavySnake
RavySnake

aren't we watching dreamleague tho?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

kill yourself

Snarelure
Snarelure

QoP = reddit

Pugna = Our Guy

Illusionz
Illusionz

guy
get out REEEEEEEEE

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

this desu, for one simple reason

Battleview

Manila Major is literally the worst tournament in DOta 2 history simply for the fact that these subhuman PGL niggers kept trying to force that garbage

even in Kiev they tried sliding it in

b-but we worked hard on it

Hope everyone frm PGL dies in a fire

MPmaster
MPmaster

i hope ruhub will organize another amazing epicenter so reddit will btfo after all those posts defending pgl

TechHater
TechHater

kick demon
keep 1k damage magnus pajeet
lose to peru

wow i wonder what could have possibly went wrong? hmmm i need to think about this long and hard.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why is QoP safe- and offlane now more common? If you max out dagger she shits on any melee hero on those lanes.
So unless the enemy team trilanes against you it's a free lane for you.

RavySnake
RavySnake

why ask a question if you're going to answer it yourself anyway

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pgl

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Oh made a typo, meant
not more common
Of course

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Go away, you adidas wearing piece of inbred human trash.

Playboyize
Playboyize

owen/fogged
matu on lycan
life is good

Methshot
Methshot

As someone who plays QoP safelane and offlane, I can tell you why not both.

Safelane: She's a semi-carry that doesn't scale as well as other meta deathball carries and needs levels.

Offlane: She lacks the utility of other offlane heroes and if she gets bullied out of lane she has no true method of accelerating farm in jungle like other offlane heroes.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Because dies when sneezed at

Bidwell
Bidwell

what the fucks happening with pgl
someone give me a quick rundown

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

doesn't scale for shit to be good safelane hero
too squishy for offlane, literally one stun/root and you get forced out of the lane for good
and laning not that important nowadays, especially in pubs

DeathDog
DeathDog

Trying to be innovative = bad
Deliviring the best major to date with apparently a smaller budget = bad

Idiot

takes2long
takes2long

psyop by russian hackers

askme
askme

t. gypsies

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

russian mafia

Soft_member
Soft_member

NOTHING.. PGL is the best, it's the russian hackers and probably their puppet drumpf trying to make them look bad!!!!11

Playboyize
Playboyize

Russians are mad PGL has a monopoly on Valve events and now want to force a takeover by shotposting on reddit and Russian news sites.

Spamalot
Spamalot

What the fuck is GH doing ?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Never crashes during dotes
"""""pros""""" crash every single game

Bidwell
Bidwell

someone cut his addy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

how much longer is this blatant abuse going to be allowed?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

THE EVOLUTION IS THERE

TreeEater
TreeEater

This game

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Timber safelane

is there a more honeypot hero/lane combination than this

literally 100% loss rate

DeathDog
DeathDog

literally 100% loss rate
unless you are h0neylans

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Matus face when lycan form

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

CM Ursa

Playboyize
Playboyize

When's Lycan going to get nerfed?

StonedTime
StonedTime

offlane
abadon
mid
sniper/ogre
safelane
Timber
roaming
pudge

try to beat this lineup
the problem is when you lane timber with supports

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

outdavai the russians

Soft_member
Soft_member

L E B A N O N
E
B
A
N
O
N

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw they give you lycan
It was over at the picking phase

RavySnake
RavySnake

Based Liquid

Nojokur
Nojokur

liqui

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This Vega/Liquid game is just 10 guys running at each other. It's so dumb.

WebTool
WebTool

sure
TB/OD/Bat/SB/KotL

Nojokur
Nojokur

She is REALLY proud of her nails.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Was it rape?

idontknow
idontknow

1. put timber against the TB
2. fucking sniper/ogre against OD
3. go pudge/aba against bat
aba radiance is huge against TB
timber and sniper ok against illus
when aba transitions he gains a lot from bloodlust
ezpz
we banned kotl ok no 12 minute rax for you

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Vega didn't ban Lycan. They gave consent.

massdebater
massdebater

be chubby little lump
waddles rather than walks
is agi carry, not int
hoho

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

1. put timber against the TB
lul no carry strat
2. fucking sniper/ogre against OD
a lot of effort to attempt and secure sniper's farm
3. go pudge/aba against bat
so much for roaming mid
have to banning kotl for your plan to work
so much for ezpz

farquit
farquit

ephey's live with cam

twitch tv/ ephey

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

fuk u Im watching jack

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

moonducktv = our dudes

RavySnake
RavySnake

I came in and got banned in 5s

nice chat u moron

farquit
farquit

Watching whorecam when you can watch wash up cam ebin dondo man or asian translator drinking pissy coffee from plastic cup.

Skullbone
Skullbone

sad but true

King_Martha
King_Martha

fuck off zyori
fuck off maut

takes2long
takes2long

whose dick do I have to suck to get a new thread?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

why are you watching some jordanian whore

Emberburn
Emberburn

be me
tfw go down to the 'lag canteen
this cunt is serving todays loaf
late again
I thought asians were the most powerful race in dota

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You're wrong, Filipinos are the most powerful race, not asians.

RavySnake
RavySnake

We had a few good threads lately, but today is pretty bad.

RavySnake
RavySnake

this is the last /d2g/ ever

say something nice about it

takes2long
takes2long

Is Waga in these threads? He actually seems like a fellow /d2g/ bro.

Inmate
Inmate

It's my thread now

Playboyize
Playboyize

Thank God.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

OH FUCK ITS LACOSTE FUCK I CANT WATCH THAT FRENCH KEK

HOLY SHIT BACK TO LIGVIDS GAMES IT IS.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

As in low-test irrelevant numale?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

waga is the biggest cuck ever
what are you implying?

FastChef
FastChef

Somebody explain what the chinese memes are

Snarelure
Snarelure

cuck
When he sleeps around with twitch attention whores
huh?

Firespawn
Firespawn

fucking twitch prostitutes is a good thing

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

people out there un-ironically believe this

FastChef
FastChef

t. gigavirgin

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

If OG wins TI7, s4 will be the GOAT Dota player, no questions asked.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

780 replies
page 9
no new thread

Dotards are living on the edge today

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

VENGEFUL WAIFU

RavySnake
RavySnake

memes in chinese

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

He did bang Keo dude, no matter how you look at it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

that if is a big guy

FastChef
FastChef

veekyforums.com/thread/176323768/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/176323768/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/176323768/video-games

you don't deserve this

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

keo cucked waga at ti last year & he STILL stayed with her

Lunatick
Lunatick

no, that would be fly and n0tail, but s4 would be a close third.

girlDog
girlDog

s4 is a TI winner already, he'd be double TI winner, double Major winner. No contest at all. Please stop posting

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