/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Jaal is extremely cute!

Jaal is a disgusting manchild

Holy fuck cuteness overload

Jaal is on the shortlist for processing into fertilizer.

How far into colonization before they start making new video games in andromeda?

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Roekarr. The initiative wouldn't be supremacists too.

>yfw you realize Hurian could be either Human/Quarian or Human/Turian

MEA2 will be a direct sequel, none of that DA nonsense.

Yes, sadly. I would love to exterminate Asari, Krogans and Batarians.

Well deserved.

Fuck I meant bring supremacists. They did background checks.

The Batarians are all dead.

The former are called quarimen

c-cute..

Jaal is fertilizing Sara right now.

o l d m e m e s

Very cute.

No!

NO, NOT MY PURE SISTER!

They wouldn't want to bring raving lunatics and violent psychopaths, funny how that worked out.

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>pure

>that one user drawing some hot latex

Oooooh, yes.

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Too bad they're genetically incompatible and Scott's little soldiers already reached her eggs

>Jaal's face when Sara has a human baby

fuck off
FUCKING LEAVE

HOT

That's a full butt, and nice thighs.

>Tali adds prosthetic fingers to see what having a human hand feels like

I want to see Scott and Vetra getting awkward as they try to present their relationship to his mom and sister. Vetra already told Sid, it's only fair.

Conditions sucked and people got desperate. Desperation equals depravity.

Scogurt is with Vetra, making a hurian bby. Jaal and Sara a humgara.

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At this very moment he's filling her up with his baby batter, seeing the look of ecstasy on her face as the thought of being thoroughly fucked and bred drives her over the edge.

Too late bro

>Jaal is disgusting
Fixed. Gas the angarans now!

Scott's soldiers already impregnated Vetra. He can't impregnate Sara anymore since SAM permanently augmented his sperm to be turian sperm.

>Stockholm syndrome.jpg

You take that back or I'll Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -KL

Ass.

>waterfall scene with Jaal
>Sara starts talking about a mountain on Earth
>Jaal goes "nice, WANNA FUCK??"

>b-but user, Jaal is not creepy at all!

They're just doing a First Contact War POW roleplay.

You sneaky fucker!

>implying you wouldn't say the same to slip it in Sara
the reach

Saving yourself for the amphibian waifu. I wish I could tell Drack how little I cared about those nameless scouts of his

middle period classicism /meg/

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The only genuinely competent person in Andromeda.
Drack can go fuck himself.

Actually no, because I'm not a degenerate that only thinks about sex and impregnating fertile females. Kill yourself.

He's just horny. Every single one of us would have done the same.

Great /meg/ era.

TAKE HER BIG BOI

>Not wanting to have tender loving sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>Also says he's not a degenerate but he's in /meg/
user..

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Angara are programmed by the Jardaan to be horny all the time. Fast at populating Heleus.

Gil, Suvi, and Kallo do their jobs pretty well

Scoff looks like he's in heaven.

Fuck off, tumblrina.

>procreation
>posts Vetra

I'm a Vetrafag and this is disgusting. Go back to /dag/

The first two can't resolve their issues like adults and need to be set straight like children, the other goes around licking random irradiated space rocks and trying to eat whatever she can find.

>what is taking advantage of the atmosphere
I thought the segue was reasonably natural.

>he doesn't want to procreate with ayys

It's canon that SAM modified Scooter's sperm so he can mate with Vetra.
C A N O N
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So like a threesome with Gil and Kallo then?

>no hanar squadmate
>armed with multiple pistols

>adult don't argue
Gil isn't even arguing, he's just defending himself

And Suvi has to do what's she can to make Heleus foods edible

>there are actual hurian proponents on MEG
femturs were a mistake

Imagine a femdrell in latex. That firm body being covered in smooth and slick, black rubber. That DFC.

More like taking advantage of Sara because he really, really wants to bang the new aliens.

Please Sara wanted that purple dong the moment she saw him.

>he's just defending himself
>waaah I want to make huge and dangerous adjustments to the ship while we're still in space, let me do what I want shitlord

He's not taking advantage of her at all, though.

Sara is for Liam.

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I don't know. Turians probably want to protect their children; Palaven wasn't really a welcoming planet back in the day.

>drell priestess who has to remain chaste throughout her life
>quarian MILF scientist who had no time for personal relationships
>female geth dreadnought
>krogan youngblood in her first heat

Pffft, I bet that Sara was more than willing to ride his cock

pls censor ur beastiality

Damn, do you keep those memes?

>quarian MILF scientist
Fucking yes, please gib Xen

Sounds oddly familiar. :thinking:

Is this the first evidence we've seen that anyone romanced Liam? I feel like I'm looking at one of those blurry photos of a cryptid.

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I saw Liam/Sara on yt and it was boring as fuck. No wonder Jaal is so popular.

Purple dong that can shock you is better.

flockdraw.com/meg
Cum

Top notch, artist user.

You have to understand that not every female player is a whore like our resident Jaalwhale.

Why was coras scene the only one in which they put any effort?

I'm still on mobile :(

Because either her or PB will become the next Liara

>female player
>not Sara herself
It's in the trailer, it's canon.

>The next patch comes out tomorrow 10 AM MDT. Then we roll right onto creating the next one for you.