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>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com
>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com
>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com
>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com
>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com
>Patch 1.05 has dropped
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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL
Angara are abominations and Jaal is a massive cuck.
Vetra is for kissing, cuddling, and loving.
When is the patch?
Eight hours.
>Patch tomorrow is set for 8:00 AM Pacific Time / 9:00AM Mountain Time / 11:00AM EasternTime / 4:00PM GMT
Jaal is a cute!!
How many bongs and bings is that?
Will the patch improve Gil's story or will I have to suffer Jill longer, or in a shocking twist will it fix things that actually matter? More at 10
I wish they'd release it sooner on Origin.
Empirically false. Jaal is cute and I would boop his cute flat nose.
Yes!
Obviously.
This sounds like an MP patch.
This is more important.
Jaal thread?
Jaal landwhales need to return to /dag/
I wonder how she would handle being raped
You need to grow the fuck up.
>Jaalfags pretending he doesn't have a weak chin
Sad!
Aww, you're so mad. It's adorable!
His chin is fine, he's just got a very flat face overall. It's still a nice shape.
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>tfw actually find some decent Gil fanart
>it's ship art with Scott
Dammit. I knew I shouldn't have used the CC
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>flat face
>very nice
Yeah, it's kind of cute in its own way. Reminds me of one of those Persian cats.
Hanar are also cute in their own way. Reblog if you agree.
Yes! I'd love to hug one, they seem like they'd be so squishy.
Of course.
Best waifu - Liara
Best husbando - Jaal
Fuck off Mac.
Where is the lie tho
Fuck off Mac.
Best waifu - Liara
Best husbando - Peebee
Best waifu - Liara
Best husbando - Jaal
swamp beast - Peebee
>"Holy shit Jaamal, there's 5 holes down there, 3 of them have teeth, one is glowing, and there's a... grenade in the last one. Which one should I try?"
>"How the hell should I know Steve, just end it already. I'm not touching aliens anyway. I have bad memories from that Hanari last time. How the hell should I have known it was a male?"
Sleepy /meg/.
We really need more Vetra/Scott pictures, it's basically a desert now without a new picture in a while from what was already a very small category.
true, especially the last one
Best waifu - Liara, Miranda
Best husbando - Garrus, Jaal
Worst waifu - Jack, Peebs
Worst husbando - Jacob, Reyes
>Worst waifu - Jack
Opinion discarded.
>Best waifu - Miranda
>Worst waifu - Jack
People actually wanted to romance that bald bitch? Seriously?
Get a load of this guy.
She got better and grew as a character.
Liara was the same boring blue whore from ME1 to ME3 the whole way through
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
Standards aren't high on Veeky Forums, why are you surprised?
She's a superior Miranda:
-A lot cuter
-Superior biotics
-Loyal to no one but Shep
-Fertile
-Tough but sweet to Shep
Good patch morning, /meg/.
patch when?
4 hours
In 5 hours.
What exactly is this patch gonna have
Havent touched MEA since the fucking release
Soon enough.
Kill yourself my man
They'll release patch notes concomitantly with the update.
Any chance for a better CC option?
Also, there was word of some new casual outfit being added with this patch, but I can't find the source.
It's not his fault all the women stole all of the chin for themselves.
Hopefully Scott won't look like a dweeb in this outfit.
It's for romantic moments, whatever it means.
So like lingerie for both twins or something.
Do you need the deluxe edition for the new outfits?
Yes.
You can buy it easily in the "additional content" tab. I'm sure Jaal would love to see you in a dress, user!
EA pls
Is there a dress for Scott too or only for Sara?
Had the wierdest dream last night
>Get home from work
>Find dog scared shitless in a corner
>Find GF and Vetra in the kitchen arguing
>Both pause and turn to me as I step in
>Arkward silence
>GF told me she invited Garrus over as a surprise, not some Femtur poser
>Vetra replying that she's my new GF
>Go to Dog's corner and curl in a ball on the floor next to him
This is not FO4
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Scott's in a speedo while Vetra's still in full armor.
Vetra-chan will be MINE
Deluxe or pre-order edition.
You could always play as Sara and headcanon that she's transgender.
>you could pretend to be transgender
Why would anyone want to do that?
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If they were going to bimbo Ashley up a bit, they could've at least given her a suit like Miranda's.
Just give some bullshit about nanoweave and kinetic padding.
Also, Ashley and Liara together are cute. I want to see them KISS!
I don't want Ashley to corrupt Liara.
I swear, no l*wd bits. Not even tr**ts.
Liara already got implants for ME2 and 3, though.
Besides, who's corrupting who?
>handholding
perhaps the lewdest act of all!!
SHIT. Forgot to censor the l*wdest part!
And without gloves, no less!
Did the Geth burn Ashley's fingernails?
Nipple visible. Just saying.
It's a nude coloured nailpolish.
Shh, let's hope they don't notice.
Can the asari engage in group melding?
Reminder that only the truly intelligent waifu Moshae Sjefa.
Yes, it's called asari think tanks.
Finding alien ruins and artefacts on uncharted worlds? Sensors telling you about strange magnetic and gravitic anomalies.
lewd thread?
Patch when? 3 hours?
shouldn't you be working on releasing the patch, Mac?
As long as it's not too l*wd.
>tfw most of what I have too too dang l*wd, so I can't post it.
Post some armored ass dangit, nobody cares about your blue blobs of fat.
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Why is Liara so perfect? How can real life roasties even compete?
That looks incredibly dangerous.
fuck off mac
3 hours. In 2 hours MP will be down.
DON'T FORGET TO BACK UP YOUR SAVES FUCKERS