/utg/ - Undertale general

Try not to be a worthless waste and of space, if it's not already too late

Suddenly, Dad!

I like him

He's pretty cool.

shit taste

autism

They would have to waste a lot of wishes on us.
If we try to be relevant the whole weak to killing intent thing limits how far Undyne, Muffet, and Alphys can go by a lot.
None of us are Saiyans so the chances of the plot throwing us significant power ups are low.
My best chance of making it to Super is to throw myself at Dr. Gero and hope I get the No. 17 treatment.
Unless we factor in the fact I was playing a fighting game, in that case we all have an equal chance at defeating the next big bad.

Who should he be enamored with if the mother of his child is unavailable?

In your grand vision of a purified /utg/, who is allowed to stay?

Me

He wants it empty.
Nothing is perfect, so perfectness is nothing.

*Gaster Joke*

Fuku

It's alright
They can just go to Namek to use those Dragonballs to wish you back

Momfags
Sansfags
Alphysfag
Non pedo Asrielfags or Floweyfags
Minor characterfags
Papyrusfags
Fishfags
Botfags

Skeletonfags can't read? Or is this a double cuck joke

Well you've chased away more of those than you have dadfags, so maybe do the opposite of whatever you're doing.

They can't physically imagine something not being Sans related or all about him if he's in the picture

>no humans

game general without protagonist? the fuck?

Just leave,
Nobody likes you
You're wasting your life

We don't have Friskfags and I would be delighted to never see Chara posted on this general again.

Pedophile please go get hung in the street. It's what you deserve

At least I can read

Does it ever bother you that you have a net negative impact on the wellbeing of others, or are you a sociopath?

paranoia or projection?

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LOL

You can tell it's funny because it's from ifunny

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Beautiful ecto-hair...

>hair on bones

you wot.

Magic!

Looks more like a gator with that long face.

How does Shyren wipe after using the bathroom with fins that short

That's one cool goat!

I'd be delighted to never see you on this general too!

DELET THIS!
GASTER HAS BEAUTIFUL LEGS!

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kiddo... is daddy....????

That Frisk is female.

Just like Chara!!

Daddy is not gender specific

I thought I wondered into xcom general with these ayylmaos here.

finish this sentence:
the spider a cute

and I want to impregnate her.

are you sure

that probably wouldn't work but it doesn't mean you can't try

This will always be my favorite Asriel moment in the game.
Happy to see you drawing again Cry.

L-LEWD!

real leud horas who da fukk up

user, where do you think Boss Monsters and Wizards come from?
It's Pokemon rules, the species of the mother determines the offspring.

I want to make beautiful boss monster children with her

Your favorite character from the last piece of media you read/watched/consumed falls in the underground and meets your favorite! What happens

Aku meets Chara and they help each other destroy the asian protagonist of their respective worlds.

Dr. House wounds his other leg as well falling down and encounters Asriel.
They don't really give a fuck about each other.

>John Constantine meets Asgore
Constantine shit talks him for the whole murder thing but knows that he's done worse so he ends up saving the underground by breaking the barrier usng the six souls, who of course he gets to go towards heaven, in return for a favor at a later date. Also bullshit Flowey a soul by calling it up from whatever afterlife the original went towards and gets him a body by calling in one of hisany favors with various gods or higher being. Later gets Asgore killed doing said favor which most likely involved helping one of his buds but tricks both the devils and the angels into letting him into a positive afterlife to make himself feel better about the children he's gotten killed and damned before. Gets drunk afterwords and smokes a lot while feeling like shit.

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What is undertale?

porn

Hopefully they become friends

>I never asked for this

He says as he kills all the monsters.

Taking all bets!

Go Jerry!

Toby is gonna win

go away Jelly

This is banable on normal boards

Generals get moved to trash for this user. Don't do it!

You guys must be fun at parties

All parties should be banned!

I didn't make the rules

Your favorite vehemently hates your favorite movie, are you okay with it?

Political comedy with an angry scottish man is everyone's cup of tea.

That sounds disturbingly accurate.

I don't even think I have a favorite movie so whatever Asgore can hate what he wants

Which one?

What are your thoughts on OVERTIME

In the Loop.
I loved The Thick of It and I love the movie.

Patchouli falls, has an Asthma attack from all the flowers, and meets Toriel. They share tips about magic and drink tea. Things probably get exciting if she ever visits the core.

Technically the last installment I played was DS3, but I don't have any pics of Siegmeyer.

Ol' sunbro it is

And it's gonna be a jolly good time in the underground

You're welcome! Glad to provide inspiration.
Posting my same reply here just in case.

"And I will marshall all the media forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide."

Fucking love that movie.

Oh shit me too. Imagine Malcolm Tucker having to deal with monsters coming out of the woodwork. Or Tucker in the Underground. Every ACT is just him verbally abusing the monsters.
>Listen here, you fucking spastic skeleton: I don't know if you actually have a brain there, but I'm willing to crack that thing open to see if there's anything juicy inside like you're a fucking pinata, if you don't SHOVE OFF.
>Why the fuck did that autistic, yellow Barney build a gay robot? Christ, I hope she didn't design you to be a prostitute; I don't want to know what fucking robot AIDS you have.

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How very droll.

That's cute and I like how it's drawn

>Caesar from NV falls down
>recruits monsters
>enslaves the rest of the underground
>Undyne becomes his new Legatus
>Asgore and Toriel are crucified to break resistance morale
>Alphys is enslaved and made to work on breaking the barrier
>Monsters break out and conquer the world

That oh yeah made my fall down my chair laughing. I knew it was scout but, oh god...
Im still stuck on pyro though, cant beat him

>Undyne betraying her friends
Is this before or after she admits she never loved Alphys and wants (you)r cock while being a cute subservant wife?

>Monsters break out and conquer the world
You mean monsters break out and then are assimilated into the Legion where the weak are killed, the women are enslaved and the men are forced to fight until death being easily killed by the wasteland?

>implying sans wouldn't dunk caesar

>Sans
>Sans