Dota 2 gen /d2g/

I wanna watch le esports. Who to look out for this day?

in a pit of despair rn but CK2 and mount and blade

>tall as fuck
>endomorph
>white

he could be a 9/10 easy if he stopped being a fat sack of shit

do asians and eurocucks really play better than amerilads?

>CK2
there is a game about chaos knight and it has a sequel?

>Endomorph
Thats not a real thing

>get enchantress to 80% winrate 3 years ago
>Come back
>Shes shit
why live

uninformed cucklet pls go

Any Arteezy fans in the thread?

Do you guys feel embarrassed that the current state of the game is whoever picks up TB wins? I sure am. Millions of dollars in that prize pool only to go to whatever team gets to first pick TB. What a waste.

>be support
>always loosing
>loosing everything
>blame team
>keeps playing support
>try mid
>win
>ez win
>more win

is it really this easy?
This is some kind of trick right?

>pick terrorblade
>stop complaining about you loosing
you got it figured out then stop posting your feelings here

mods are asleep post artour

lmao just solar crest

Бoльнoe шизoyeбищe из /rf, любитeль диcкpeдитиpoвaть oлдфaгoв, физичecки и пcихичecки нeпoлнoцeннoe гoвнo, житeль в oбocpaнoй двyшкe c бaбyлeй, ты?

you mean /ourteezy/?

>first phase bans do not exist the post

crystal maiden

i hate this meme
tb's always been that carry who needs a good degree of supporting in order to not get dumpstered in lane but now because of his success during Kiev everybody's of the opinion that he's overpowered
everybody's so convinced of him being overpowered that they'll refuse to even ban him but then proceed to say "wow nice TB picker dog" when their rax are being pushed down

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BASED

isn't TB only being picked because shrines make sieging high ground harder and TB can safely siege high ground?

that streak mane
rest in peace mmr

Lel, that was good actually

Probably because "carries that need supporting" isn't a hard objective to land you numbskull. The gold he generates because nobody can stop his early game pushing is immense. Late game he's unmatched.

one of the first things I learned on Veeky Forums
muscleevo.net/body-type/

>all those disables stacking
only thing that pissed me off

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Serious replies only: When are we most likely to get a patch?

>d2 gen only appears when Americans wake up

Guess its time to sage this nigger and watch the thread actually die because

p.s. youre a nigger if youre making thread early

After TI

some of us like to post in the evenings so it's not just americans

if it isnt tonight then likely sunday after all these qualifiers wrap up

how do you even fight against this piece of shit.
>team fight starts he gives everyone damage immunity for 10 second
>back off
>slowed to heck
>go back in nearly kill them
>shallow grave comes into effect

you accept him as your lord and saviour

>Bulba had somehow managed to convince his team to kick Jimmy instead of himself

Is he, dare I say it... the wormtongue of dota 2?

Same as last 3 times: When Liquid wins a LAN.

BSJ will permaban you for saying that he cant take criticism.

Green is so much better than Blue.

lmfao I played with you like 2 weeks ago
how did you drop so far LMAO u fucking suck so bad

If you have dotabuff I can cross refernece and try find the game

Is singsing dare I say it... /ourguy/?

who?

NO FUCK YOU EG IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD FUCK NOLANS AND THIS SHITTY OG MEME TEAM THEY ONLY WIN HONEYPOTS PPD IS THE BEST DRAFTED IN THE WORLD AND EG IS THE GREATEST TEAM IN NORTH AMERICA AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE IS ALSO THE BEST OFFLANER IN THE WORLD AND JOINING SECRET WAS A MISTAKE BECAUSE IT MEANT HE WAS CLOSER TO EU WHERE THOSE SHITTERS (((OG))) ARE FROM OG IS A SHIT TEAM AND EUROPE IS A SHIT CONTINENT AHAHAHA NOTAIL WILL NEVER WIN A TI BUT EG ALREADY HAS 2 TI GRAND FINALS UNDER THEIR BELT EG IS THE BEST TEAM TO EVER EXIST IN THIS SORRY GAME

yes

our guy

>this much falseflagging

Remember when people would be excited about Alliance and NaVi playing?

Thanks got we got over getting excited for bad teams.

i dont recognize him
is he even a dota related?

He's almost as bad as EE.
DC really fucked up with that move

Yes
He'll always be dota related

Imagine having less mmr than PSG, a man who abandoned 10% of his games and purposefully threw another 40%.

They lost 2-0 to fucking PERU with their 'big debut'. Who wants to bet Bulba kicks Mason next then switches to carry and invites his fellow pootongue 1437 the vice president of estonia.

>Bulba sucks balls at Kiev, literally the main reason they lose several matches
>I-it's because of my position guys, honestly!
>Fire their second worst player so that Bulbad can take his role

What will they do when he sucks at supporting too, drop Abed? lol

SKYWRATH SORCERESS PICKED

What the fuck I just discovered there was a SFW version of this pick and my poor edit to make the naked one SFW was unnecessary

well when i started out dota 2, played for 3 weeks i calibrated at the mmr where PSG is now
i don't think he's able to improve

WAKE ME UP

>He'll always be dota related
sorry, i cant comprehend this statement
i tried to watch his stream right now but hes playing some survival game

and I forgot the pic what a fucking idiot

Dubu is their second worst player, not demon.

He doesn't even play support in pubs and wonders why he goes 0-13 in pro games as CM.

I like your shoddy edit better user

>showing off armpit pussy

CAN'T WAKE UP

>tune in to dota stream
>cancer spirit and terrorcuck are winning
what a fun game

GUYS QUICKLY POST CLASSIC /d2g/ MAYMAYS

who the fuck was this guy anyway

spam aba or void offlane or troll safelane and you can get to 3k in no time. trust me ive done it

youtube.com/watch?v=aghxKQp2Dgw

Terrorblade for the next 6 months user. Enjoy.

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>post TI qualifier
>patch hits
>TB gets dumpstered
>Naga gets to be top tier in another TI once again

2k shitter here, is picking a 5th core better than picking a support if I want to climb out of the trench?

The average dotard in sweden of course.

I'll tell u what I tell my 1k friend ur fucking shit at dota so fucking bad that ur 2k so fucking get good at lasthitting glacing at the minimap every 20 seconds and fucking learn how to pick good heroes instead of ur like lothars euls bloodseeker or someshoit

>hating naga
hi d2g

>good heroes

Slark, PA, Ursa and Tinker?

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Do 1k players really exist?

Remember when 5k level was TI level

any hero that stomps a lane but doesn't instantly fall off out of lane is alright if ur better than all the low mmr dogs then demand last pick and counter pick the enemies
yes they do

I miss him

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>d2g hates strategic heroes like naga or NP
>d2g loves boom on your face flashy teamfight le big plays heroes

why is d2g so low IQ?

>furion
>strategic

lmao

>teleport to empty lane, throw down treeants, hit a couple of creeps and towers then tp out
>strategic

running away at the first hint of danger is cowardice

got real excited for a second, then super disappointed

>teleporting in the middle of a teamfight and cleaning the field is cowardice

>teleporting in the middle of a teamfight after all important spells are used and cleaning the field while being assured all danger is mitigated is cowardice

yes I agree