/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>Season 4 End/Season 5 Start
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754459075#post-12

>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Latest PTR patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20722025#patchnotes

>Hana Song is no longer allowed in /owg/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

Previously:

Good luck in your matches /owg/

Tell me about their sex life.

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What is wrong with him? Does he have brain damage?

Fareeha!

It's dead.

Widow would constantly tell her husband about how much she loved penises.

>>Hana Song is no longer allowed in /owg/

fuck off op. Hana is best.

is worst girl!

Post blue

>Widow was already in the picture but they painted over her anyway

Jesse loves Ana!

Get in the fucking robot Hana.
Honest question: They can do this, but its much more easier to lure people into hots by fanservice like this
son what I would do to get a Q3, UT or Tribes reference for pharah, my god
pic related

Keep an endless stream of bullets going at enemies and try to lead them for hits, even if you're not hitting people they won't like trying to go into/through your fire.

Halt! is very handy for yanking people off of high ground and pulling them into your teammates' fire.

Make sure your healer is nearby and an anti-flanker if you're fighting in an area where flankers can easily slip in.

Save Fortify for when your shield is down and the cooldown hasn't finished, when you see big damage incoming, and to stop anyone trying to move or CC you.

Above all, be cautious. Orisa's a big target and can't move fast.

the best

>Monthly meele is kill
>orgs dropping their OW teams
>Blizzard charging 20 million for a spot on the OW League
>No revenue sharing unitl 2012
>Game is awful to watch
>even in pro matches, half of the games are stomps

does competitive OW have a future?

>on Oasis Garden
>Enemy Zarya ults the pillar catching three teammates
>Me on top of the platform uses Zen ult to keep them alive
>Pinned to the floor and can't drop to heal by the Graviton
Why the fuck does this thing pull through walls?

>Lucio is 100% Mandantory pick
>He gets buffed
>Orisa is 0% troll pick
>She gets nerfed

what did blizzard mean by this

*recalls behind you*
nothin' personal luv,

So do you think in future events characters who got an epic/legendary skin could get a legendary/epic one? Like Mercy has her Witch skin but could she get one that was closer to a basic recolor?

Post close ups of her feet.

ok
So what you're saying is Widow digs up her dead husband and stuffs his rotting penis inside of her?

the butchers have our flag

any master/gm guys play with a guy named Hank? dude adds everyone and tilts on the spot, cracks me up

hello where are the d.vas

Radiation made him insane.

not allowed, dont risk a ban

Right here.

>THIS. IS WHAT A STARVING OMNIC CHILD LOOKS LIKE.

Here comes T.Racer!

I wanna impregnate Hana.

So apparently you're supposed to see your team mates ultimate charge % when you press tab but when I tab it's not there. I've scoured the options menus looking for something to enable it but have found nothing. I've been using the same client since open beta, could this be a problem?

That Chrono Accelerator better be somewhere near her or she'll leave poor Hana alone

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you can see when they have their ultimate, not their %

Someone lied to you.

Those must be some very tight pants if you can see her pantsu outline.

D.Va #1 Tank KR!

>those succable toes

very good, but not good enough

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>almost a whole year later
>people still think playing offense is the only way to carry a game

Hana BUTT

inb4 someone makes gun noises

Post your favorite quotes by heros!
DEATH COMES by Tracer

you footfags are impossible to please

also, her toes look like they're made out of jelly. literally no rigging on the bones.

You're going to cum in me, dead or alive.

hana butte

> drop dead gorgeous
> sexy
> mentally and physically strong
> leadership role
> had the respect of her troops

Is it pretty much canon that the other OW girls never stood a chance ?

Tracer was forced into eating snatch
Mercy literally had to bring a guy from the dead
Those were some desperate women

Fareeha is lewd. Lewd!

>someone in /owg/ lied to me

color me surprised

>he doesn't incorporate pretty shapes into his flicks

I want to make babies with Ana!

Are we posting Hana butts?

I kind of imagined they taste like blueberry jelly anyways

She has no butt.

It kinda is in low brackets

yup

>GONG XI FA CAI
>DON'T YOU COME THE RAW PRAWN WITH ME
>BRING ME ANUZUHHH
>SAKE!
>MADAMADA
>Is this EZ mode?
>Are you scared?
>Aw, rubbish!
>Ohh la la
>Step into my parleur said the spider to the fly

I'll only post one so I don't fill up the thread with waifufagging

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>MUH GOLD MEDALS

Alright.

Guess again

JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABUAGHhh

*posts YOUR butt*

Hey you

If you are still using Winter Wonderland voice lines in the middle of May, go fuck yourself

>mentally and physically strong
>pretends to be dead even to her own only daughter
The rest is accurate though

HEPPY
HERROWEEN

Gold medal babs btfo

heppy helloween

Its a small, cute but not a huge broken spine butt like widow has.

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>That asuka skin

wtf Blizzard, people have been requesting that shit in the actual OW since release, fuck HoTS

>hots
yes and?

Heppy Halloween!

But you told me Chus favorite hero is Genji and that he selfinserts as him???

MERRYU

KRISMAS

Being fair to Mercy, the guy she brought back was a playboy ninja and possible billionaire philanthropist.

im on a 4 win streak

should I keep playing and try to climb to masters or stop playing for today?

Your favorite hero isnt always your main

I'm number one!

>KNOCK KNOCK
>You want a medal?
>Young punks, get off my lawn

Almost definitely

Heroes that Overwatch needs:

>Fire based hero
>Underground hero
>Evil healer hero
>Drone controlling hero
>Phase through walls hero
>Another animal hero
>Another mech hero

>be me
>play competitive
>all gold team
>get matched against all platinum team and A SINGLE gold
thanks blizzard I love your matchmaking so much. It's absolutely brilliant

Seems like we are not the only ones, who like Hana butt.

>join game
>there is a Orisa main
BUT

>gameplay=story

His favorite hero is Genji, doesn't mean he doesn't play other characters.

People using the self-insertion line are just pissed cyborg weeb gets the swiss healslut when Metzen would have done worse with Soldier.

Why not just remove the medal system then

If medals don't matter then blizz should just scrap the idea all together so people are more invested in working as a team than being a medal hunting lone wolf

That fucking tweet pretty much admitted that there's a fundamental flaw with their game that disincentives team work yet they leave it in knowing full well that it's only flashy symbolism to give people a steady dopamine fix

Bleu is my favorite character and color.

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opinions about valkia? seems like a cool guy. gets upset though when facing another pharah and loses

Play until you lose one then stop.

I use "Merry Christmas" as Genji

Fite me irl

>I'm to hang those omniggers by the copper wires in their bodies - Torbjorn

How did blizzard get away with this?

Jailbait jesse was probably a cake eater too

I dont get why you would main the least fun character in the game

I mean the other underpowered trash characters like widow, hanzo,tjorb or mei are at least a lot of fun to play as.

Orisa is just a walking barrier dispense with fuckhuge critboxes might aswell watch the washing machine rotate for entertainment

what a fucking weeaboo I Western born Asian weeaboos fucking disgusting