/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1060

Procreating for the sole purpose of missionary positions.

Uhh nothing? You can ask Loghain or Alistair..

Alistair couldn't even get it up

cuck

>>your Shep, HoF, Hawke, Inquisitor, and/or Ryder
All females. Biotics/mages. Surana/Lavellan.
>>top three DA warriors
Alistair. Carver. Sten.
>>mages
Dorian. Morrigan. Solas.
>>rogues
Zevran. Cole. Varric.
>>top three ME combat focused
Vetra. Drack. Garrus.
>>biotic focused
Cora. Samara. Thane.
>>tech focused
Tali. Mordin. Jaal.
>>fave DA sequence
Saying goodbye to the companion in DA:O.
>>fave ME sequence
Uh.. It's been so long...
>>fave DA:O romance
Alistair. Sten
>>DA2 romance
Fenris.
>>DA:I romance
Solas.
>>fave ME1 romance
NONE.
>>ME2 romance
Garrus.
>>ME3 romance
Garrus.
>>song you like from DA
Any of the bard songs.
>>song you like from ME
Mass effect 1 title song.

They're I did it!!

But Kieran exists!

>letting that worthless pussy Alistair fuck your waifu

user, you are a failure.

Don't worry, my Elf performed the ritual with Morrigan. Tho I am pretty sure Alistair would have been more pleasurable for her than a tiny innocent elf who likes Leliana.

All the romances in Origins were so good

Yes! Because the characters were so good!

>top three DA warriors
Sten, Justice, Cassandra
Honorable god Mode mention: Barndick
>mages
Morrigan, Solas, Dorian
>rogues
Zevran, Isabella, Sigrun
>top three ME combat focused
Thane, Wrex, James
>biotic focused
Miranda, Samara, Jack
>tech focused
Tali, Garrus, Kasumi
>fave DA sequence
Battle of Ostagar
>fave ME sequence
Battle for Citadel
>fave DA:O romance
Zev
>DA2 romance
Nobody, maybe Isabella
>DA:I romance
Solas
>fave ME1 romance
Ashley/Nobody
>ME2 romance
Garrus
>ME3 romance
Garrus
>song you like from DA
Fenris theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCq7jTL7tQ
>song you like from ME
I'm Proud Of You m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzdKil3j5jw

Honestly thinking about these just has me remembering how fucking godly he DA2 soundtrack was. Why the fuck is it so good compared to the other games

WE NEEED VAMPIRES AS LI IN NEXT GAME

V A M P S

Shut up polly

Yes! Yes! Yes user!

Is that Aveline.

No, it's "Generic Witcher Bitch 654"

Just filter it.

No! That is Orianna, a higher vampire, one of the best female characters in the game!

youtube.com/watch?v=JFUsPfuwjpw

f-fine...

What the hell goes on in fantasy Poland anyway, all of the women look like GODDESSES and then when they hit 40 it's like a 50/50 chance to become totally dicked in the face. All the men look like schlubby chodes unless they're named Olgeird or Geraldo and then they're also god-tier attractive.

cyberpunk with unrealistically attractive everyone when

But one soul lies anxious wide awake..

Put out a new poll you slut

Polly does seem sluttier than I remember....

He is not the old Poll user. That is a falseflag.

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GROSS

>patch 1.06.png

Page 10...!

That's pics blurry get a new one.

>posting Overwatch in /dag/

and it wasn't even me this time!

did you praise the maker today

P R A I S E

>top three DA warriors
Alistair, Justice and Cassandra
>mages
Solas, Morrigan and Merrill/Wynne/Dorian
>rogues
Leliana, Cole and Varric (Dragon Age 2)
>top three ME combat focused
Garrus, Wrex and Drack
>biotic focused
Liara, Jack and Kaidan/Cora
>tech focused
Jaal, Tali and Mordin
>fave DA sequence
Uhh I have too many! Post-coronation ceremony and Awakening epilogue in Origins, some in Leliana's Song dlc (like when Justinia saves Lel), Dragon Age 2 ending scene, In Hushed Whispers quest and Solas confrontation in Trespasser dlc, etc.
>fave ME sequence
Suicide Mission in Mass Effect 2.
>fave DA:O romance
Leliana!
>DA2 romance
Merrill
>DA:I romance
Solas probably.
>fave ME1 romance
Liara
>ME2 romance
Tali
>ME3 romance
Liara probably.
>song you like from DA
youtube.com/watch?v=f4aviXK3zJg
>song you like from ME
youtube.com/watch?v=xZhdXhOr8AA

Sorry for the long post!

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It was me, and just a test!

>your Shep, HoF, Hawke, Inquisitor, and/or Ryder
Rogue Cousland, Warrior PurpleHawke, mage Lavellan. All female. Both my Shepard and Ryder were female engineers.
>top three DA warriors
Alistair, Fenris, Cassandra
>mages
Wynne, Solas, Vivienne
>rogues
Nathaniel, Varric, Cole
>top three ME combat focused
Garrus, Grunt, Vetra
>biotic focused
biotics suck____________
>tech focused
Mordin, Legion, Jaal
>fave DA sequence
It's hard to say, but I really liked the latter half of Descent.
>fave ME sequence
Priority: Rannoch.
>fave DA:O romance
Alistair
>DA2 romance
Fenris
>DA:I romance
Solas
>fave ME1 romance
None of them
>ME2 romance
Garrus
>ME3 romance
Garrus
>song you like from DA
Fenris's theme, I Am The One (just about any version), and Rogue Heart.
>song you like from ME
Not sure I have a favorite; most of the music is really ambient and unobtrusive, so I just kind of tune it out.

>top three DA warriors
Oghren, Cass, Blackwall
>mages
Morrigan, Dorian, Vivienne
>rogues
Varric, Isabela, Sera
>top three ME combat focused
Ashley (ME1 ver), Zaeed, Grunt
>biotic focused
Kaidan, Thane, Jack
>tech focused
Miranda, Mordin, Legion
>fave DA sequence
Orzammar if it was half as long
>fave ME sequence
Noveria
>fave DA:O romance
Morrigan
>DA2 romance
Isabela
>DA:I romance
Dorian
>fave ME1 romance
Ashley
>ME2 romance
Miranda
>ME3 romance
Kaidan
>song you like from DA
youtube.com/watch?v=QfOjaLKRW0o
>song you like from ME
youtube.com/watch?v=k6WBb8V3RAE

Why in the world no one likes Leliana as a rogue?

>PurpleHawke
>biotics suck
>Priority: Rannoch.
>Garrus
>I just kind of tune it out.
You're now my least favorite person in this thread!

I actually do like her as an archer much more than I like Zev as a backstabber. I just don't want to make one of those fuckhuge lists.

Why are you so mean, user?

Thanks!

I don't dislike her, there are just other rogues I like better. She's still my Cousland's best friend.

Cause the other rogues are more interesting ;)

Oh, that is fine I guess. And thanks for liking her!

>winky face
D.VA?

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>Loghain in your party

My man

Yes ;)

I didn't even know that huge crossbow exists on top of Fort Drakon!

It's very easy to be mean to people with objectively bad taste!!

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Are you cereal right now?

There is literally nothing wrong with PurpleHawke or Garrus.

Both are bueno

Yes! I just attacked him with my dual swords until he died.

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Has anyone seen my whiny-user? Did he get lost somewhere?

>played Overwatch with a "kikis_titis"
>was a totally useless Mercy
made me think

>beat DAI 3 times
>always on casual difficulty because I'm a scrub
>start Nightmare playthrough for achievements

It's actually not as hard as I thought it would be.

Use the trials!

I thought I had finally forgotten how lame DA:I was

The worst part about DA:I is not being able to summon a skeleton

Just looked through a list of them. Fuck it, I guess I'll turn them all on. I feel like I'm probably going to regret "Rub some dirt on it".

tfw I enjoyed DAI more than DAO

also maker captcha, lol

But DAO has the two best girls as party members

>You will never play Origins for the first time ever again

Only use Even Ground, Rest Easy and Grizzly End. Beware, Nightmare difficulty + Even Ground is very tough!

I think this is my last webbum

You mean worst haHA

El-o-el.

Uhm, please read the "NOTE" section of the OP!

What are you gonna do? Call the templars on me?

Yes!

>Mass Effect is now the red-headed stepchild
I wasn't expecting this

We would throw you into a fighting ring, and Leliana would mercilessly slap you until you are unconscious!

Puh-lease, I have avoided templars all my life! My magical prowess is still strong!

I'd slap her into the fade.

>he thinks he can slap the risen Andraste anywhere

pfft!

>he
Did you just assume my gender!!?

ofc!

I am sorry user. My post was a bit too rude. Leliana wouldn't slap you until you are unconscious. She would slap you until you hug her!

Rude! I demand you and Leliana apologize right now!! :^(

Tch...I g-guess that's fine....

Why is this image never the OP?

Once Dragon Age 4 is announced and we start getting actual rude anons, I will post it on the OP!

Context?

Since Mass Effect got blown the FUCK out I am kinda worried about Dragon Age

Laidlaw + Darrah + Weekes dream team is unstoppable!!

I pray you're right.

Lightning, Liz, and Triss, from when doll makers were a common pass time here.

Anons, I kind of like Vivienne

The failure of Andromeda is just going to improve Dragon Age 4. And trust in Weekes!

Ah, I thought so!