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Last time on /xivg/:

fuck off paks

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Geez just leave it alone.

I'm going to marry an elezen~!

>Mado showing his true colors by posting 3 month old /tells

It's like everyone here saves dirt on other people to spill when the time is ripe lol.

I'm not surprised he's going to have another meltdown desu.

Different height couples are best.

Gotta get swept off my feet and married before Stormblood!

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Saving old tells for drama posting is pretty shitty in itself tbqh

The worst kind of people do that

Normal people block while drama llamas keep folders of it

You posted months old logs of Shana and Naka in which you also hid your identity.

beta

I too would save info and interactions with ratty, manipulative, creeps

I wish

Hey Nerds

leave

What could you even use a pocket catboy on.

Okay Mado you don't have to project how you feel about yourself on other people. Take some time to suck on a pacifier and chill you sound like a teenage girl right now.

Aloha.

You always say that, but I've yet to be approached for a proper courtship.

/xivg/ give me your edgiest lines to use with SAM abilities on launch, similiar to the DRK ones.

lf female lizard/cat (male) to eb my catboy(fujo)

hey guise wats ur favorite foods in ffxiv?

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And then the pedophile comes in to shitpost with and without his trip as usual.

Dude it's fucking paks. Saving proof that the guy is a retarded psychopath is 100% legitimate because you know he's going to come into the thread spreading lies and bullshit to make himself seem like the cool, calm, totally rational person. As evidenced by last thread.

>anonymous image board
>everyone is mado if they have an opinion that doesnt fit your narrative.

Utterly pathetic

>tfw want to try blm/smn
>kind of leaning towards smn since it gives me a dps and a healer
>but i dislike the pethotbar and it feels like an unneeded mess on top of an already fuckton of buttons to press
should i still do it

Dude it's Mado. What other embarassing shit do you think he has to blackmail people with? The dude does nothing but diaper erp. Do you expect him to remain sane and not post a snippet when one of his webbed diaper buddies posts against him?

how do I get involved with ffxiv and /xivg/ drama? someone give me a quick rundown

piss off paks

As a smn you only ever press 1 button and very few times another one, there's nearly no management needed at all.

I found smn to be pretty okay. Not bad at all. The pet hotbar is there, but all you use is contagion which can be hotkeyed since everything else is a dps loss

>caring about what internet people you will never meet irl think about you
bruh
are you actually interested in smn's playstyle?
thats the real question you gotta ask yourself homie

Outside of the usual /xivg/ crowd, what's the usual XIV normie reaction to being told that the female character they fell in love with is being played by a guy?

All sorts of things I can't post in a sfw thread.

start by joining drakn and infiltrating the inner circles, erp with people and post logs and spread rumors

Holy fuck.

>it's him i swear
>no it's the ither guy i swear

why would you fall in love with someone's character? this is a video game

i don't understand

They're both crazy how bout dat

It's like two fat retarded sumo guys trying to wrestle

WOAH
Pocket catboys are not for lewd!

/spendsweatgainirong/ - Warrioress General

Immortal Flames Edition

When did Mado go off the deep end? He never used to start drama

Agreed, but this shit is literally like "HE'sS THE EVIL CLONE, SHOOT HIM NOT ME"

I also mean personality, etc.
If you've never seen this kind of thing happen you'd have to be really new to MMOs.

tfw your EB rarely logs on anymore

Dont be rude!

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>The meltdown post happens 13 days later
Nani?

personality i can understand, but you'd have to be really new to mmos to not assume that 99% of female characters are played by females

Give it a rest Aaron

Hi, how are you?

honestly i dont even know the style
high mobility dots caster?
oh? how is sch for pet hotbar as well? hearing that its easy makes me more inclined to try it

>stupid diaper shit

do I want to know?

Accidents happen!

>inn in Ishgard is called The Forgotten Knight

really motions your ocean...

leave x2

bridesmaids tights

Some players here roleplay as a mother who sexually abuses her children and makes them wet diapers. Let that sink in for a few moments.

Or the internet.
I could act like a cute girl, i-if you liked. I could even go subtle and not stutter and just occasionally make vague references to cutesy things and throw in an emoji once in a while while playing a down-to-earth looking catgirl.

Everyone's a dude here.

yeah p much
they also have really gr8 aoe and your parties will fucking suck your dick/pussy for how quickly you can melt trash

>tfw your eb has no interest in playing until stormblood

How do you get ACT to show whole numbers only instead of decimals?

I had it like that before but can't figure it out now.

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Don't know about normies but personally I get aroused.
Something special about making a guy submit to you.

untrue

You have to go to hotbar binds and scrll down for pet skill 6 or something and bind it. Its ugly tacky and weirs looking, but plays normally.. do keep in mind that you want to keep casting your rotation while mashing contagion until it goes off

in the overlay? i think it depends on the skin

Some players here roleplay as catgirls who pissed into the mouths of literal child characters. Let that sink in for a few moments.

can't you get banned for shit like that?

Sorry, 99.9%.

I'm glad it's ove-

Oh wait, it's not over... It's not even close to over... I still have to make so many more relics and Stormblood is going to have new ones too...

Kill me please...

Yeah I have the rainbowmage one.

Guess I'll search through the html

>tfw EB doesn't exist

I kind of want the mount and dress/hair, but I'm also retarded and couldn't really EB someone I wasn't interested in romantically. I know it's a stupid game but something in my brain stops me from just grabbing my nearest FCmate and going for it.

Why not just get them in SB?
Btw when will you become my wife IRL?

I really dislike the first part of Baelsar's.

Nvm it's done it a retarded way

Gotta change the lowercase encdps to ENCDPS in the html

would you ever come to balmung and play with me

Any reason you're torturing yourself with this now?

i wish i knew what the fuck was happening in feast
matches are like 30 seconds and we just lose every time

When you could be practicing that other thing.

Ask F'telly for tips

i understand, i felt the same way

Post yfw 3 comm

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I'd be down with getting in voip with people so I could show them the ropes

>your parties will suck your pussy for how quickly you can melt trash
mmmmaybe i should play summoner instead of healers...

youre all losers

Takes one to know one.

My mom says I'm a winner, and she has more clout than some random guy on the internet.

I'm not a loser.

There's no reason not to gear up both, as both can be really fun.

cool mom

and?

I know. wanna erp

alright so 10 matches in a i still havent gotten a win, everyone gets like one shot on my squad and we cant even scratch them
i still have no clue how to win either

I could beat you up kid

server?

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