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SUPPORTS CAN'T BE OP

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1st for dota gen threads

>N-No... You wouldn't! Not even Lucifer- Agh! Please... stop...

>still no loli hero
UMMMMM DOTARDS?

how do we fix brood /d2g/? should incapacitating bite be a passive component of spin web and brood gets a new ability ala necrophos? shpuld her ultimate be reworked? should an item that is really for brood be added? what needs to be done?

Sheever! Also thanks OP I was gone for a few minutes. Usually make the non-dota gen threads.

How do I git gud?

Laned mid against a 4kish player while queuing with friends and now I understand why I'm not 4k

>mfw there are cůcks here giving valve money like a good goy

I only play against Unfair AI and I always win. Will I be ready to fight real people?

Sweat tiny details. They add up.

If you have

just keep playing buddy.
in particular, you should watch the replay of the game you played against the 4k mid and notice everything they do that you do not do. see what you can do to implement what they did into your gamesense.

>I only fight against robots and I always win. Will I be ready to fight real people?
yes

get a coach. high mmr players like their egos stroked, ask around leddit for someone to 1v1 you and give you tips over voice

im climbing up to 3k currently 2.5 and 60%~ wr. found that i spent too much time doing absolutely nothing, decided to fix that and learnt rotations and farming patterns.

>crystal """""maiden"""""

i havent played in years

did they remove the quake sounds for killstreaks etc

No

>it's a "late night with /d2g/" episode

Fucking 12 minute battlefury on AM and we still lose horribly, why are people in 4k incapable of making good choices?

more like crystal melting

>aghanim in Slark's ult make him like the old Slark's ult

wtf I love aghanim slark now

REMINDER THAT:

There are actually no evil characters in Dota 2. They are all heroes.

>quake sounds

They're from fucking Unreal Tournament you underage lolbabby trash. Get out of my thread and go kill yourself you casual trashcan.

>what are anti-heroes

The game never calls them anti-heroes. Get the fuck out of here with your head-canon

>no anti-semite heroes

>Global MP regen
>Not OP.

Someone told me Alch's scepter ult was to give someone else scepter and I didn't believe him.
Lo and behold someone does it for me the next match.

what about keeper of the light? he's basically like hitler for night stalkers

I'm not memeing through, I knew that aghs in slark make his ult AoE but I didn't know the CD reduction, now I know what item rush in my slark matches.

though*

still a hero

Reddit's game

a redditors post

retard dotards

>first pick TB and mark safelane
>pinoy player picks wk as 5th pick
>takes my lane
>i'll just jungle whatever
>he leaves safelane after 3mins due to Visage/Huskar offlane and goes offlane
>he still has a bad time so he goes jungle
>i start dismantling the safelane with my treant
>get low from killing huskar
>he's jungle and I held a level at 7
>take sunder and sunder him going to 80%hp and leaving him at 30%
>he chucks a tantrum and feeds courier
>threatens to not do anything all game
>fine whatever
>take over the game
>help everyone finish their quests
>everyone turned on the pinoy wk
>end 16-4 with a rampage
>get tipped and commended and thanked by my team
It's moments like these my dudes.
Also region lock stretch goal when

reddit

does anyone have that clip or gif of kelly drinking out of Fear's cup at Summit 2?

where can i subscribe to your blog, fammm?

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Why is dota nothing but pain and suffering every single day? It almost doesn't matter what you do or how hard you try to win, it's just literally impossible most of the time because your team will do one stupid thing that costs you the game in the late game

Why does d2g hate singsing so much even though he's our guy?

reddit loves him

Except they don't

>team is shit
>game drags out terribly
>have a miserable experience
>queue again
>absolutely dominate and personally crush the enemy team
>close client
why

CHIPENKO WILL WIN!

yes they do

No they don't

Can't go out on a loss! Honestly I do the same thing.

Dota 2 is a /BOISCLUB/ which means no girls.

>Night stalker
>Good
NO GANKS.
40 MINUTE FARM.
OK? OK.
PRAISE CHAIRMAN CHUAN

New hero :

Fugg, The Bear Lord

Agi, Meele

Skil 1 : Clap
Claps in beat non-stop until someone comes close. Enemy who is inside the
detection radius for a certain time will get attacked and stunned.

Damage : 100/175/250/325
Stun duration : 1.44
Delay time : 1
Clap duration : 5
Radius : 325

Cooldown : 17/15/13/11

Skill 2 : Dab
Poses an indestructible stance causing explosion while dealing damage and slowing all units around you after a delay.

Delay time : 0.77
Damage : 100/200/300/400
Slow : 40%
Duration : 4
Radius : 400

Cooldown : 25

Skill 3 : Ignorance
Fugg channels his inner ignorance,sense of self and humor. All damage he deal for a certain time ignores any type of amplifiers, damage reductions and defenses.

Duration : 3/4/5/6

Cooldown : 12

Skill 4 : Rollout
Rolls at a target and returns to position. If it hits, the target takes damage and slow while Fugg returns faster. Damage and slow increases everytime the enemy is hit.

Damage : 50/100/150
Damage increase per hit : 125
Slow : 20%
Slow increase per hit : 10%/15%/20%
Slow duration : 1.77
Buff duration : 5
Range : 575

Cooldown : 3/2/1

i personally hate him because of adelaide

adelaide?

>adelaide?

>wake up
>singsing is strim

so how will icefrog dumpster TB?

-1 base armor :^)

aeled?

he's a balanced anti-aura what are you talking about

melbourne?

botswana?

skeever?

Doom would rip that boypussy in half. Of course he wouldn't ruin a perfectly good slut.

towers get +1 armor per illusion

Source?

I-i can't find /csgog/ can I stay here?

if you suck my dick

only if you're a cute girl (female)

i-i don't know if I can do that
I just want somewhere safe to stay

fine. as long as you keep quiet

arteezy is /ourguy/

TAKE CARE OF YOUR FINGERS

Only if you be my healpal!

thank you so much user! I owe you big time

pay me back with a friendship ring

Only if you know who our guy is

I'm sorry user all i know what to do is get headshots and look at my kawaii butterfly knife animations
I don't think i have one of those
p-pigu jw?

that's fine user, you can look at my dick instead

>I don't think i have one of those

you best find one or i'm gonna be disappointed

This man bitched about being mid all game when he called the lane, then stole the aegis and went to afk farm leaving us 4v5

luckily our medusa was already fat and we were able to still win the game

tfw no fellatio hero

that's l-lewd
I have my heart!

MAGNOOSE IS BIG GUY

sooo lads... battlefury terroblade y/n

No.

...

y

i cannot wear a heart. but that's fine

thread is so shit i'll just post the good 'ol days

illusion hero

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hon>dota2>dawngate>shit>rest

t. Scout player

is r0tk just hideki kamiya with a different name?

Weird, you also have mine

dota 2 7.05 > Dota 2 6.88 > HoN > DotA: Allstars > Aeon of Strife > Dota 7.00 > Call of Duty: Opera in Space > League of Legends > Smite

HotS is really fucking weird, and I don't really know how to classify it, so I guess points to Blizzard for confusing the fuck out of me?

As long as this piece of shit is awkwardly in the middle or the river it's worse then HoN