League of Legends General - /lolg/

would you headpatt you're waifu lolg?

that sounds pretty amazing

I want to sniff Vayne's bush

She's not my waifu, but I'd give Riven a solid head-SMACK whenever she fucked up. Which would be constantly, because Riven is a dumb bitch.

>que up
>Want to play sejuani
>Banned
>must resort to second picks just because everyone thinks shes OP despite nerfs
nerf her into oblivion so i can play her again Rito

Xth for Cho'gath, the most fun champ in League

Riven is cute as fuck and one of my favorite girls but I hate her gameplay and it makes me sad.

>Darius STILL not gutted
>3-4000 HP, 250+ armor, 200 MR,
>hits someone 5 times and suddenly jumps to nearly 400 AD

Inb4 >muh kite

His WE and deadman says otherwise. I am so fucking sick of this braindead fucking champion building 95% tank, yet constantly out damaging nearly everything he goes up against. WHERE IS THE FUCKING GIVE AND TAKE AT RIOT? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

>Play any champion with an MS boost or a gap closer on a low CD
>Don't give him free Q heals

It's not rocket science.

>why would you say that to a stranger on the internet?

Because I'm horny and you seem like a cute dumbass.

>no barefoot Akali skin

everyday is a struggle

>pic
Awh, you gave the cutie a mind-shattering orgasm!

You're such a considerate lover, user. Im sure you make her a very happy and loved girl.

If only it was that black and white, friend. If only.

tfw no toggle on BM akali mask

can anyone help analyze a replay for me? I'm a plat 3 adcbab but I feel like this is a game I should have been able to carry but still lost. I'm trying to figure out what I did wrong. If any Diamond+ anons can help that would be nice

yaaaaaaaaassssss

I'm not cute. But I don't mind if you like to imagine sucking my dick.

How do you compress webms so you can upload them here directly

Im horny as well, slut.

I'd love you let you suck on my cock and spew a load down your faggot throat. Or maybe I would pick you up and carress you mid air while I fucked you senseless. Or maybe you're a sensual whore, so I tug on your nipples and pleasure your asshole with my tongue before grinding my cock in and out of your whore-hole. But i doubt you want that. All you want is to be used. So I'll lube my cock up, grab you by the hair, bend you over and slam your boipussy until you beg for me to slow down, and eventually get mindbroken into a sex crazed slut who's only mental ability is to hope that I cum inside of them. Or all over them. You'll cum and cum and cum until nothing even comes out anymore, and ill still keep riding you like the slut you are.

Im too sleepy to make you worship my cock anyways though

>Finally decide to read Rengar's new lore
>Turns out he's motivated by manlet rage
Amazing

>Thread Tracker on eyoson STILL broken

Nani?

So am I really solid with Yorick or is he just a pubstomper?

i want jinx to force me to lick the inside of her sweaty boots clean and then clean her feet with my mouth

I actually just lost a game of unranked blind pick on my smurf to bronzes and silvers. I'm fucking diamond 5.

I'm considering suicide right now.

>vietnamese morgana
>morg and eve spamming FF
>morg refusing to build locket/redemption because MUH damage
>couldn't win any fights until I was tanky enough for my retard team to kill things, with 3 multi man ults -> taunts
>t1 boots infinity edge ezreal
we did not deserve to win this game

I haven't played in about a year

Is it less popular than it was in 2015/2016? Queue times are taking forever and I see way fewer people viewing it on twitch

>this whole post

you guys need to get laid holy shit

i really like this basing lore of the playerbase'

they ruined vayne too

r8 my Leona rework

Passive: Whenever Leona Hard crowd controls an enemy she gains a shield based on a % of her maximum health (20~8 second cooldown)

Q: Leona swings her shield in a cone in front of her slowing and damaging all nearby enemies. All enemies hit will take extra magic damage if an ally damages them

W: Leona raises her shield takes a defensive position becoming immune to slows and gaining bonus Physical damage reduction for up to X seconds.

after 2 seconds Leona deals damage to all nearby enemies blinding them.

E: Leona shoots a ray of light forward dashing to the first target hit. Upon arrival Leona bashes them with her shield stunning them

R- Leona calls down a beam of sunlight in target area that stuns all enemies in the center then irradiates causing nearby enemies to be slowed and take magic damage. While Leona is near the beam she gains shielding each second up to 10/20/30% of her maximum HP. Sunlight last for 6 seconds

>have had 3 long term gfs in my life
>all of them pretty as hell
>all of them annoying insecure stupid and inable to control their impulses and emotions
>all of them awful in bed, literally used them as human fleshlights because they all just liked to sit there and take it without wanting to try new stuff ever no matter how much i asked
>try boipuccy
>all needy and mentally fucked cheaters who fuck anyone that says they look girly
ill stick to ERP and prostitutes, thanks.

didnt even read

its garbage

too different
more like a new champion entirely

just give current leona a way to back off and shes good

>forced to dodge if my team leaves lee open for enemy or my team will just get kicked all game and my jungler turns into a rift scuttler
wouldn't want to nerf le ebin insec plays XDD

this

Is this impressive? I've only played for a year.

gz you reached third-to-last shitter rank

her passive is CoC and her Q is a Camille W holy shit you're so uninspired and lazy you could literally be CertainlyT posting his new toplaner idea and we wouldnt even know it was you

>in champ select
>someone wants me to first pick their shit
>ask for ali
>dont have him lol

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A FREE CHAMP FFS

reminder:
even king gay has more of a spine than you cancer rulebreaking lulu supporting cucks

MAGMA CHAMBER WHEN
KOMOONGU JUNGLE MAP WHEN
PILTOVER VS ZAUN MAP WHEN

FUCK SAKE RIOT

>starting threadwars because your waifu didnt win

kys

People like you should actually be IP banned. Seriously.

>literally Malphite in the OP
>muh waifu wars
wew lad

A N S W E R
M Y
Q U E S T I O N

probably the time of the day or your elo.
queue times are shorter than last year since autofill got mandatory, and the playerbase has steadly grown.

...

tilted the enemy jungler pantheon by invading him at his red level 3, then at his opposite side as he went for frog, and then my midlaner killed him when he went for blue.
he literally went afk and was level 3 when everyone else on the map was 6+

feelsgoodman

Fuck that I just want Butcher's Bridge back permanently.

Idk why they are so adamant to keep Howling Abyss as the only ARAM map.

yeah it seems like wasted resources.
I mean they still have the tech, whats holding them back from putting it in the rotation?

we did get winter and bloodmoon reskin though, so who knows, maybe eventually.

post leeg comics

Do you realize all o Veeky Forums's bans are IP?

>ANOTHER caitlyn skin

and i bet the sound effects will still be this underwhelming garbage

xth for Syndra

...

>Be jungler
>Enemy jungler picks Graves

Wat do?

yorick will absolutely obliterate anyone without mobility in lane

unless hes retarded then he's just a second creep wave

Are you just now finding out about this skin? There's a video where you listen to the sounds

lock in ivern and collect freelo

~~x zed~*!! :3c

i usually find out about shit in the thread or occasionally the client

i dont even want to go near riot websites

Lulu LIVES

xth for boy trist

Nah, I don't like playing Ivern.

Any other champs that don't get fucked hard by him?

>league is now dominated by gooks

LOL

Well, okay then user. Here it is if you're interested/

youtube.com/watch?v=rieGEQ3XNjQ

>playing howling abyss for fun
FUCKING SHITTERS RUINING MY ARAM MMR
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a good lee and khazix
elise but you get outscaled hard

graves is just cancer nothing can really matches his clears, scaling and damage from the jungle roster

how do i handle ranked anxiety sempais ?? i really want to play ranked again but i just can't handle all the jerks

Kha'Zix can work for me. Thank you.

>Now
Where have you been for 5 years

Rerolled definitely not velkoz, project zed and SSW thresh hoping i would get a good skin in return but instead riot gave me 100 fucking orange essences. wtf is this shit

Playing the game and not watching shitty esports because only bronze players watch esports wishing they were that good

this t bh

I can't believe riot made a comic that involves tits

pretend like it's PvE, mute everyone.

I want Shen to give me a prostate exam. :3c

Yeah I'm sure your ignorance invalidates any Diamond-Challenger player that watches e-sports.
The fucking Drake image is just poetry for your stupidity.

Exactly. No self respecting diamond plus player watches esports.

riot has hired you to invent a new yordle girl, what is her theme like lolg?
You can also post her kit for bonus credits from riot

food mage farmer/cook

>Their team has a Zilean and a Darius
>Darius the Hegehog rolls our entire team
>He had banshees too

I still have PTSD.

sticc

Play tank teemo with mallet

Lulu is victorious once again

victorious lulu this season?
its possible, she has many skins.

>most own champion to get Key frags
>must own champion to get Chests
Okay, maybe next year I can start getting some loot.

No it's just that one cunt keeps filling up the general with his autistic nonsense.

mega.nz/#F!0BcVlbSR!bGB_oYXRm4QbkGQEkj5Irw

You're welcome

>all that fur shit

consider killing yourself

in fact, just go mix some bleach and ammonia for me

Holy shit

would buy this skin in a second

>I'm 10/1
>jungler is 12/2
>we stomp any teamfight
>adc starts running botlane and dying to the other toplaner without using any abilities
>jungler walks around enemy jungle alone with no vision dying 1v3
>lose game
why don't people understand the most important thing to do when they're fed is to not die?
jesus christ i'm an entire division above these players and literally 1v3ing and all i get back is "stfu fucking maggot" when I tell them to do something