/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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Samefag. Responding to yourself, the pinnacle of autism.

Remember to refrain from giving (you)s to the landwhale.

Somebody needs to shoop it so every face is vomiting desu.

Unf.

Which is a shame.

The Angara would be better without the rib thing, you get dudes looking like this and angaran chicks with big tits.

>all this salt about best boy

True, but he's still hot.

I love his shoulders and thighs.

There's no evidence of tits at all on Angara females, for all we know they look even more disgusting.

(Me)

So both Jaal and Scoot don't have a penis. You're so lazy Bioware...

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HOTFIX IS OUT!
Patchnotes:
pastebin.com/mKsLQ29j

Gil would be such a nice romance if not for jill.

Not to mention they're not actually organic.

It'd affect ratings.
Man, Scoot's got such a weak looking body.

New fanart!

I just want you to know, I HATE YOU

>>still no way to sell resources in bulk.
Why bioware.

Why do you tumblrfaggots come here?

I hate you...

more like bsnfaggots. And they're WORSE than tumblrfags.

Does Gil have a penis?

To keep the thread alive, shitlord.

>Tumblr
Tumblr is obsessed with Reyes though, not Gil or Jaal

I like /meg/ because it's not SJW as tumblr or nu-BSN. tumblr is good for fanart but not much else, the girls there are too easily triggered and self-absorbed. You guys also have funny memes.

Probably. Scoot is a bottom anyway.

Yes, an 8"
No, if Bioware actually modeled dicks, the ESRB would rise

Have you not seen the video where they talk about modeling The Iron Bull's penis?

>Nova can't detonate

What the fuck is this bullshit?

Stop. Scoot is for Cora or Vetra, not Gil

I have not
Even so, I'm sure it was purely humorous talk or a one time thing.

Come on dude, it's obvious Scotty is a fag. JUST LOOK AT HIM FOR GOD SAKE

Do you think asari feel disgusted having sex with their partners when they turn old while they're still young and sexy?

>Triggering rumors edition.
You can say that again. Shills are out in full force. Not since the "my face is tired" shit have they been this active.

Iron Bull has an untextured box extending from his pelvis because it exists only for the cutscene animator to reference when framing shots, not to be shown. If you unlock the camera you can check for yourself.

I mean, I can see it, but I prefer thinking of the default Scotty as a straight guy

Nova Primes, Charge Detonates

youtube.com/watch?v=FIZcjZX_fN0

They're willing to bang Elcors, Volus and Hanars...I really doubt they can feel disgusted by anything desu

I'm thinking of replaying ME3. Any must have mods?

I'm nearing the end of ME1 right now and Liara is still stuck in that prothean thing because my team is full of biotics already and also I want to get that funny dialogue with her. So, if I finish Virmire Normandy would get arrested next time I visit Citadel or it happens only after I rescue Liara?

This guy looks like a scumbag, Scott doesn't.

Javik claims they were breeding with lizards in the past, so asari are into bestialitytoo. The most fucked up race, seriously.

Liara worst waifu

Liara x Shadow Broker x Feron x Shepard's corpse R34 anyone?

Expanded galaxy mod

jam if you want a happy ending.

Throw Tazzik in that party.

Just think, if they put a happy ending in ME3 then Andromeda wouldn't have been given to the C team.

as ded as the future of the franchise

stahp :'(

youtube.com/watch?v=c-WqrIrYh0c

lul

>still no vorcha storylines
>still no vorcha squadmate
>still no vorcha love interest

goddammit they had one chance to make things right and they bungled it again

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>pls gibe views
End yourself, cuck.

Shouldn't you be cleaning out your office, Mac?

At least you could promote the smartest Vorcha in the Blood Pack during ME3

Too bad you couldn't have filthy gay sex with him afterwards

I don't even play MEA multiplayer as much as I played ME3's because I'm just not as invested in the story.
Why was this game a failure so sad that they're not going to make another one pls end me

The guy has like 50k subscribers or something, that's way past view begging

Are you confused andromedabab?

>gay
Nigga no I just want him to throatfuck my femshep

FemShep's throat is for Liara's cock ONLY

>50k subs
Awesome, he can probably get a cup of coffee out of his channel each week.

750k views last month, so it's probably more than one cup of coffee.

>Straight
No thanks but isn't that a part of the KROGAN COCK SO GOOD thing?

Yes !

So maybe it's a cup of coffee each day.

Doesn't make him any less sad for shilling his shit here, and it doesn't make him any less ugly. Good goddamn why would you show your face when you look like that?

I like the idea of vintage heatsinks on guns, which guns work best with it? I assume like single shot things or guns with low ammo on them like the pistols?

>Liara, thank you for recovering my corpse back when I was dead.
>...yeah, no problem.

Do you actually think the youtuber posted his own video here?

You just got told 2 or 3 different ways that that's above his subscriber-grade. That's peasant status shilling.

Or are you just made that Andromeda killed Mass Effect because a bunch of SJW unskilled cucks made it?

Andromeda is pretty good desu. Despite everyone suddenly believing clickbaitoku as a reliable source there's too much room for no dlc. They probably just moved the writers to other parts because the dlc is already written out regarding quarian ark, remnant creators, ect.

What's with all the /v/ermin posting in this general?

Kotaku clickbait articles are suddenly credible when they're "bad" news about an EA studio.

There's literally no good game in 2017 so whenever someone has something to pick on about your 2017 choice they will.

This desperate damage control. It's getting sad, Mac.

where's your epek golden face, /v/?

That was retired when Final Fantasy XV was announced for PC. Pour out a forty for it.

Wrong thread, allow me to help:

>newfag doesn't even know how gold face is used
Jesus christ.

Surprise! It's an alcoholic shit posting in a general instead of posting anything relevant to the video game

Go back to where you came from. Can't even fucking crosslink

Why aren't you playing as the new and improved Sara?

My Sara's face changed mid playthrough though. Didn't have to stat a new game.

>Playing the andromeda disaster

So much fighting in this thread of a shit game.

Is it cus the game is shit and it's easier to find something else to talk about to ease the pain?

It still looks like fucking garbage, just pull the plug and quit. You'll remember the series better for it.

Hair are so, so shiny right now...Not sure if I like it.

Don't use ai for shitposting, please.

She looks better. Too bad they ruined Suiv :(

Scotty's lips are improved too. He looks even more faggy now!

What up with that? She looks older now.