What car would you use to cross 'the zone'?

>rain, fog, etc
>having to deal with other people setting up ambushes for your car because you're an idiot driving on a road
>constantly wanting to piss because you're chugging vodka to stay safe
it's really not a good option friend

perkele

Literally an armored car. Bonus points if it has NBC protection.

Probably a Lada Niva, you see enough left behind in the zone so parts will be fine. Sirodovitch could prolly sort me out with some dank alloys to impress any babes from Clear Sky aswell.

If we're talking about the exclusion zone, literally anything. It's not remotely dangerous assuming you avoid eating plant life or something.

through the redzone

>what's poppin slav?

Stratos or a Quattro

Rally the fuck out of there

OPA
youtube.com/watch?v=G4-1ZRwYqik
youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYRpYJVYpw

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>Not taking the supreme coвeтcкий Group B car
Garbage taste.

Everything posted before this is objectively wrong.

You're wrong.

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LAV-III

my own car

My car.

youtu.be/nf6ON6pbDDA

Good enough for Jeremy, good enough for me.

I need more rally lights

>I finally put my satsuna together
>it catches on fire the first time I turn it on
JUST

A Hearse, because i'm just gonna fucking die anyway.

This and I'd listen to this
youtu.be/qQvwxmsRM64

Something with a HEPA cabin filter

I think it's better to have equal parts of cheeki to breeki.

If at all possible, not a car (because pic related or similar), or even a truck, but an M1 Abrams, because it can be re-fueled with vodka, and breekis/krovosos won't cut right through the armor. Just hope you don't happen upon some мoнoлит carrying a Gauss rifle

Good luck when running into psevdogigant, or into nearly-invisible Whirligig, Vortex, or Springboard anomolies though. Canned Rookie to eat for weeks...at least it's not Tourist's Delight again

Now, this does leave a few questions: do we have to worry about the Cotton? Rusty Hair? Witches' jelly? Electric minefields? Do Tesla anomalies give chase to large, metallic moving objects? There are far too many variables here

BRDM-2

with some speakers and a bong blaring some freedom radio

youtube.com/watch?v=1FzuK1SyaOY&index=1&list=PLy2WaakOLt24tbbCCeGRqweelQV9GkPe-

Oopaaaaa!

easy

T-90 tank is the only option

youtu.be/NppABJ9kUV4

kek
imagine being inside that T-90 tank

don't they still wear padded helmets or caps for that reason, or did they ditch that after Afghanistan?

Пpaвильнo cooтнoшeниe нyжeн 3 чacти Чики и 1 чacть Бpики

Ooпaaaaaa

I'd put a saddle on you, OP and ride you.

This
whilst blasting this:
youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg

AMC eagle

It's a jeep but cooler

I didn't expect patrician kino on Veeky Forums

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1958 Land-Rover 88'' Series II

I just discovered this:
imcdb.org/

Internet Movie Cars Database

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What the hell are you guys talking about?
Is this a movie/videogame reference?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalker_(1979_film)

One of the best films ever made.

Oh, I see. Things are much more clear now

this filled about 3/4 full of gas leaving that extra space to allow vapor for a nice fireball if SHTF

With a cute girl optimally.