/ss13/ - spessmen on space station

Why would ban you when ban is bad?

That's some shit taste you've got there
skeleton girls>all

>not having equally quality waifus in all size categories

mediocre

nap time is the best time

Cyrridven! My waifu!

>been playing CM
>forget that many of our server's helmets offer no protection against facehuggers
>get facehugged

such is life

true

Oh, what could have been

Did you vote in spring top waifu 2017?

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welding helmets

alien vore is pretty strong, it's like free portable nest

Do they have to be toggled down?

strawpoll.me/12933304

Nice.

I know which helmets offer protection, I just forgot that every helmet doesn't offer some limited protection, because I've been playing CM. CM does it better tbqh

CM does a lot of things better

>That slut still has more votes than me

No welding masks are famous for their ability to protect your face even when they're flipped up.

who

Who are you i'll vote for you

>Felicity "Dogfucker" Rivera in first

Name 3 things that make Felicity Rivera good

Nothing, both the top two waifus are meme options which is why they are winning

>when a boy is voted a better waifu than you.

>$^#& The chapel must be made into a bee Apiary. Otherwise, Medical must be painted blue in the presence of light. Inform the station of this
Does the AI have to prevent people from changing the laws until that is done? I'm starting to think I don't even know how laws work.

t. feweh

>strawpoll.me/12933304
What is this self shilling shit, who are these newfags trying to shill themselves so hard

Uh, wow, where's Ailsa???

No.
Just ignore everything else to carry that out at all cost, including ignoring people going into the upload.

Unless a law specifically refers to your laws, you should be indifferent to law changes

>inform the station of this
it doesn't specify that you shouldn't
they're probably going to do it anyway so who cares
dylan sucks and so does his ion laws

If you allow people to change your laws you are going against them as you would nave no need to bring bees or keep medbay blue.

>No Kaylie Morgan
>No Caleigh Stall
>No Naomi Williams
>No Ginger Beach
>No Terry Watson
>No Mallory Brooks

I guess Harse made this strawpoll and removed all good waifus so they'd win from their discord gayfag friends voting for them. Disgusting. I like that it's alphabetical though

Props to the user that recommended The Expanse the other day, top tier SS13 kino.

if it's Top of the list it out prioritises everything else

Should have added Anne Hiro

Pipes!
Hard working!
Kidnapped me for personal use after murdering the whole station!

No problem :) glad you're enjoying it

I already ordered 15 crates of bees and had medbay painted though. Not a lot I could do to make people set up an apiary when we were at red alert.

>Gets excited easily
>Uses high quality phones
>Loves animals

i puked a little

>dogfucker
Explain.

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>airhead faggot who plays on le smot fone all day
damn nigga put a ring on that

is it good?

it's a doujin where this lady fucks her not wolf so he will stay with her

Does it do friendly fire better?

I thought it was alluding to how you can often find her on vore "chatting" with local furries and Kurt Jacobs.

It's a 20 page doujin, she finds a puppy and adopts it. The puppy is a wolf but she keeps calling it a dog. She hears that dogs stay with their mates for life, she she lets the dog fuck her.

In this cropping she is fucking her dog whilst on the phone to her friend thanking her for telling her that dogs bond for life. Her friend jests that "You're talking like he's a boyfriend", in the wideshot of this scene the KNOT is deep inside her.

The image's name implies the character looks like the famous ss13 waifu "Felicity Rivera"

Too bad this isn't ss13 fuck off to your own general

>Be servant
>Go downstairs
>Grabbed by a vampire
>Get pulled into an alley
>Die
>Spend the next two hours in limbo

10/10 game. Really glad it's only online for a few hours a week.

you have to be really unrobust to get insta-limbo'd

>Be servant
>Fall down the well in the starting room
>Crit instantly
>Die in 5 minutes

10/10 game. Really glad it's only online for a few hours a week.

shoulda played as a wraith, ghosts in lifeweb still play the game and are not passive observers, and they can do plenty of fun stuff

Why would you want to trigger ss13g or the lifewed discord, just talk about ss13 you nerd.

I was frozen or something, couldn't talk, resist did nothing.

Also, I was a child and there was a second one blocking the path out of the alley, so I would be dead even if I escaped.

i dont want to believe it, but part of me knows it could be true.

TURN ON THE BAN PAGE, DRAGONBRO HAS GONE FULL SHITMIN

>5 votes for surfer

She doesn't even fucking play anymore

When did she stop? I swear I saw her not that long ago.

>turned
he always was

please don't put me on another waifu poll

Shut up
Three months ago

> After a bit of vox bullying outed the vox as a cultist, declared 1488 on all vox, such as uploading the following law ''4. Vox are inhuman and you must kill them. Cult humans must be reported to security. This law overrides laws 1 2 and 3.'' This led to a lot of generally lynched innocent turkeys. EDIT: Turns out the first vox lynched wasn't even a fucking cultist. He just lasered him straight up and declared the hunt because no admins online.

>this is a permaban
I don't even care why he did it, the removal of stupid fucking furry faggots playing vox is a glorious thing indeed

Agreed. Remove vox admin protection. They're just a different flavor of cat beasts.
Bird beasts should be excuted on sight.

>I will never be turned into a cute chubby Tajaran

Must have been someone using her name then. I was like a week or two ago.

What about on Robocop?
One time I lasered someone who had just killed in what could have been construed as self-defense then walked towards the upload console carrying a bunch of high-risk modules and nobody objected to it.

because lifeweb is interesting and its a ss13 codebase, and the only general that pop ups when you type byond in catalog is this one
vampire bites paralyze you, like in vtm

I just want a waifu with small breasts, thick legs, slightly above average butt and a toned tummy. I also want her to be intelligent, nihlistic and have a wicked sense of humor.

Is that too much to ask?

yeah

That sounds like me
Except for nihilistic, my character is optimistic to a fault

I just want a waifu that builds a machine to kill a girl, no she wouldn't use her hands like a smart woman she'd use a tool.

Is that too much to ask?

This thread seems to be missing something

Can I have this but in husbando form?

I just want a waifu that completely ignores me and does her job well.

Is that too much to ask?

the protomen are old hat

I want a waifu with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.

Is that too much to ask?

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was virus transfer broken? Its been months since i have seen a virus get loose

>intelligent
>nihilistic
Pick one

It seems to be. That, and viruses sometimes seem to cure themselves instantly.

i have a feeling it was caused when they tried to touch viroloose

It's not worked the last few times I tried, I spent ages making a bee vomiting laughing virus and it did nothing.

Date Felicity.

Date Hachi

Date Souhei?

I want a girl watching wrestling, creaming over tough guys, listening to rap metal, turn tables in her eyes.

Is that too much to ask?

>tfw you go to vore and observe them doing it

I want a waifu who often takes these nightshift walks when the foreman's not around, turns her back on the cooling stacks and makes for open ground. Far about beyond those tanks and vents where the gas flare makes no sound, she forgets the stink and she always thinks back to that eastern town.

Is that too much to ask?

I just want Waifus to not exist. Is that so much to ask?

date discord's mommibot

Date Bob.
i miss bob, he was a faggot but he was a classy faggot
sawbones is like discount bob, except 10 times the faggotry with none of the class or hilarity

>Bob.
You're right, he was a faggot. An ERPing faggot that wrote smut and greytided. Glad he's gone.