/owg/ - Overwatch General

do robots dream of electric sheep

> Play comp
> KOTH
> tfw the ennemy team is so bad you can play Sombra and nobody will blame you for that

Th for fuck widowmaker sniperfags, the sole reason I play Lucio is to make their game a living fucking hell

Why are her legs so long!?

>practicing McCree on ana and lucio bots
>headshots only
>doing rather poorly
>remember seeing someone talk about incorporating crescents into their flicks
>do it
>4 in a row
>start hitting the anas more often
>get a few Lucios

is this a meme or?

Just won a comp game on Hanamura 2:1.
Enemies attacked 1st, and they managed to get 100% of the 2nd point but somehow not capped it, even the indicator changed from circle to diamond and "Round 1 finished" screen displayed 100%.
Weird shit.

Orisa BUTT

Anyone up for 5 Quick Matches in HotS?

>We don't like these changes to Orisa, they're shit - Literally everybody but the mentally challenged who have played her for more than one hour
>WELL WE'RE NERFING HER ANYWAY LMAO

Thanks Blizzard

sure if you are from EU, Fifofo #2366

widow and tracer are 80% legs

You switch bodies with your main for 1 day
What would you do?

Freeze! Put your fat ults where I can see ’em!

>tfw you mostly play tracer rein and mercy so you will always have new skins

>Say you're testing changes
>Say the changes won't be going to live
>End the PTS
>People with autism still whine about everything
huh

The PTR being closed means the changes are going through.

t. Bastion changes, D.Va changes

new event when?

Why are you guys still here? Are the choke point ult fests not boring yet?

>playing flagrunner lucio on nepal shrine
>destroy symmetra turrets surrounding flag from a mile away
>grab flag and head straight for the middle of the map cause I'm panicing and trying to tie the game up
>reach the golden elephant on enemy side and see FIVE enemy characters
>sombra EMPs
>symmetra latches on with beam
>rein earthshatters
>hog throws hook
>escape with hardly a scratch
>approaching flag
>Fucking winston sitting in his bubble on the flag trying to take it
>cap the flag and punch him in the face
>DRAW
is there even any other way to play?

lol

Tuesday the 16th at 11am PDT

Are you not bored of spamming the same ability a dozen times before it actually kills somebody?

Feels good, doesn't it? Too bad I'm still shit with Tracer.

>Being poor

Will we finally get kinomatic? Anniversary is a good time for it

>not hardcore turtling with torb symm ana bastion/mei rein and orissa

I can almost taste GM

WHO GOT THEIR DVA POP?

>POP!

Sorry I'm not into overpriced trash.

Capture the flag is the only mode you faggots seem to take seriously. Comp might as well be the new quickplay. Also
>using main path back to point while flagbearer
This is why you were behind in the first place.

Gameplay and ttk is faster in Paladins though. And you don't need ults to get anywhere.

> Implying I didn't get suckered into buying overmeme
> Implying it's any good

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

No idea but you'd think we're due for one any time now.

>taking them out of the box

manchild

You're not any good. Theres a difference.

Is there anything funnier than killing a glowing McCree with booster nudges?

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>WM sniping from Lijiang ledge
>Rush her
>Grapples
>Boop mid-grapple
>Wave

Twice in one round. Fucker was frothing in match chat.

i bet you still have a bunch of beanie babies somewhere

>F-FUCK YOU! O-OVERWATCH SUCKS! PALADINS IS SO MUCH BETTER, AND IT'S FREE! AM I RIGHT, IRMÃOS?

it's hard to take that comic seriously when you read it in their voices, especially reaper

i've owned only 2 beanie babies in my life time

i gave them to my dog to chew up when i was like 12

This is probably the best Junkrat game I've ever had and got 44 sr for it. Wish I could be this good every game.

>playing an entire game as Junkrat
What's your SR?
Also
>20 deaths

They're pretty worthless these days. I hung onto a Princess Diana collectible edition beanie baby just in case but it's not even worth the shipping cost to sell. I feel sorry for the kids that robbed themselves of having fun with them back when they mattered. All that preservation for them to be worthless later on anyways.

>chingchongnipnong

After that game it's now 2966. And they only had a pharah one round I think and we still won that round.

>Reinhardt

Take my magnificent body to the massage parlor and have them work my aching back.

Has anyone else been getting stuck with low level players in qp? I'm level 98 and I'm getting stuck with players

20 deaths as junkrat in a 23 minute match isnt that bad desu, especially with 63 kills to make up for it

98 is nothing

>level
>mattering
user...
Also your matches in QP are based on your hidden MMR.

HANA LIKES ZERG COCKS

I bet Bad Dragon started making zerg dildos and that she owns several.

Anyone notice how this animation doesn't finish anymore? Originally he looks at the bomb, before it fades to black, but currently in the game - at least for me - he never even opens his eyes.

that level difference is really small, don't worry about it

some people are lvl 2000+

I disagree, difference between zerg dicks and usual ones is pretty significant

Is Bomb King fun and balanced?

I bought the superior bootleg figure instead.

>tfw I had a 13-14 Win Streak Yesterday Solo Que

Feels good man. Went from gold to diamond.

>try out mystery duels
>lose 12/13 matches

so does the matchmaking for this mode think I'm in masters or what the fuck is going on

PERCOCET

High deaths is common for junkrat players since they all do the sill adws dance right in from of the enemy and think if they spam spacebar enough they won't get hit.
They could just stand back and use indirect for, but they never do

There are 2 explanations
a)You are onetrick
b)God doesn't love you and gives you bad luck

If they keep their distance the enemy walks out of the way, Bronzie.

> Fun
Yes
> Balanced
I mean.. not so much so, no. Thankfully most shitters can't play him.

This is for all the Symmetra mains out there:

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3685039

t. Genji main

>Where does it hurt, user?

>''Where's my grandkids, user? Why isn't Fareeha pregnant already?''

>start at 2100
>climb to 2800
>keep losing all the way to 1900
why can't blizzard do ANYTHING properly with matchmaking, in every FUCKING game. this such fucking bullshit and I can't do anything about it

Kek stay salty

>tfw you figure out mccree's spray pattern

It's not for lack of trying

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The hero is meant for shutting down and spamming chokes. How do they walk around an endless stream if spam in a small choke?
All that tells me is you're trying to justify playing a hero the wrong way just because you want to run it even when it's not viable

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Quick user, post your main

Don't even own the game lol

I have over 50 hours played on Junkrat, 70% winrate this season in comp, Masters and I can assure you, the best way to play Rat is to be in people's faces and spamming grenades while making yourself harder to hit. Using your mine as a weapon and not for escape is also better.

Spamming grenades from behind a wall at a choke is literally wood tier.

How much senpai?

definitely option B

Sorry forgot Picture

Where did you get this and how much did it cost?

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Can you boost, for example, the damage of junk rats ult as mercy

>Squishy hero
>Lol let's run at tanks
>Lol let's use my only mobility skill offensively
Wanna know how I know you're not actually masters?

It blows my mind that in Grandmaster people are still running Lucio and Zen. The worst fucking healing combo.

It basically forces me to pick Hog or Soldier because I already know I'm not going to get healed enough.

Nanomachines son

nay

Can I get gud at this game if I never watch streamers or youtubers?