Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>is the literal posterboy that the ukranian mafia only keeps around to launder money and sell navi tshirts to 11 year olds slavs for eternity NOT an actual good player

hmh really fires up the old neurons

yes, but like arteezy, it's too profitable to have him on the team to justify kicking him

nth for compendium and bugs not fixed

why volvo had to stop the double amount of points earned thru bets?

brazilian sheever when

D E N D I

Is it /esports/ hour?

why not make a thread in /bant/. That should weed out the thirdies posing as North Americans and Europeans.

well it's a good thing that secret is trash
SG broke them desu

Even 3k unranked paki shitter lel ouch could play better than this shaker.

>whiff 4 RP's
>win

A THOUSAND LEVELS!
with filler empty levels starting from level 10
oy vey

Why are dotards so gay?

>enemy first picks es
>2nd pick brood
>he gets pissy in all chat about me disrespecting his pick
dotards?

we're not gay

That's Magnus + buffed up Melee core in a nutshell. With a somewhat competent carry, any 2 or 3 man RP instantly kills those heroes.

it's not gay if you're pretending to be a girl

sauce now

is that luna

lonely virgins that have no girlfriend to play dota with or at least watch dota and tease them despite not knowing anything about today but they try their best

so they have to be their own girlfriends

How do we Make Dota Grow by More than 1% Again

wait til the end of the month

>me mepoo pro micro skills *locks hero portrait on safelane*
what do?

also guess mmr and subscribe to my blog
protip, I dont rush phase or pt anymore

>playing dota with my gf
>she always wants to lane with me
>just sits in lane sapping exp "supporting" me
>we always lose the lane
reeeeeee

2.4k at best

get a trap gf they're usually actually good at vidya

Would you watch BLACKED with sheever?

more important question: which dota personality is the best lover?

does navi have a chance?

>miss every RP
>land one good RP and suddenly win game
How is Magnus balanced?

>horse face Sheeber

Puking

Why the fuck would valve match me with this person? This is further evidence of forced 50, I had previously won a match

he like third picked a drow and stole the mid lane, then lost it horribly to an OD

Was in a party with our "carry venge" who had no idea how to play venge

Why do these people play ranked?

hey maut got any new scoops for us?

It was awful shaker guy who ruined the game for Secret, not Magnus baddie who won it for Navi.

Dumb Kumiko poster!

How is SF 21/30 while TA only has 2/1?

clockword cogs denies at the start of the game = 13 souls for SF. BH + SF wrecking TA's lane

gondar is not countered by treant

noob team no sent gg

How is Secret still a thing? They even got stomped by Russians like Na'vi

idk
but it's gonna be funny seeing them fail to qualify for TI7

>DONDO DYING TO YAPZOR

>natus vincere
>born to win

Wait i meant pajkat.. Im too sleepy

>forced 50
>guy in picture cant win
wat

server: EU WEST
Language: ENGLISH

teammates: cyka blyat

WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stupid dog

idi nahuy russkya sobaka

>be swedish
>angry indian speaks indian on eu west

Me: We can't even understand you, if you speak Indian why don't you play on your own servers?

>Indian: What!? Just because you have a cool accent!! "uuuh gonna work at McDonald's, eat cheese burgers in my rich country" just because you are rich doesn't mean you can do what you want!

Me: wat

)

dota seems fun but is it true it will take at least 5k hours to get gud

>midone
What a god

it'll be a fun 5k hours

indians are actually retarded. not even playing around, they have an average double digit iq and are prone to rape/incest/public defecation. not even human desu

most of the most fun parts of dota are when you're shit at the game

u need a frend to stack w and you gucci

>tfw Indians got a space program while Sweden is the "feminist" capital and voted on giving Saudi Arabia a place on the UN women's rights commission
Ye it's totally the Indians that are the subhumans desu

Tavo is handsome !

designated

i shat at a designated shitting street once. AMA

>play brood
>4 enemies in my lane constantly
>keep killing them or forcing them away
>look at the map
>my whole team is jungling
>no pressure in any lane
>their am is just free farming anywhere
>literally 1v5
>lose
>get reported
do - h - tards?

describe your shit with a dota hero

lmao ask the average indian where they'd want to live, india or sweden you know the answer

thanks gaben

I can't
there is no water spirit hero

O U R GUYS WITH THE OFFENSIVE GG

stop talk dog

How should I pick my characters at hero select screen if I want to raise my MMR as solo player?

dumb 3d poster

last and balance the draft

i hate this "insult" so much because it makes 0 fucking sense
they just throw it out there randomly
in the game i just played i had an lc in my team who was hitting a pudge, both were like 100 hp and he had his Q ready the entire time and didnt use it
after calling him out he just went full stupid dog while pinging his lvl 1 moment of courage

was it a shit draft?

is your name capitalist?

Say My Name

>mfw blitzing through 5k like never before via spamming abaddon and running at things
neurons are fired

stupid dog

>yapzor

WAA
WAAA
WHY DOES VALVE MATCH ME WITH PEOPLE THAT ALSO PLAY THIS GAME

fuck off back to HOTS nigger

why did Forev leave Secret ?

>73k russian viewers for some fucking qualifiers

they really love this game more than us

stop talk

>spam hero
>win games

yeah that is an entirely new concept you've found there with your superior intellect

Seems like fy has competition as the best rubick in the world. Yapzor is just insane on that hero.

its navi

could we go back to a version before any of the new items? i think the octarine patch was the first the introduced meme items, so some patch before that

would that be so bad? is this just nostalgia?

>>play brood

you deserve to lose

I still cant believe how he stole track that many times

wtf is CoL doing

1st game they had Feero mid
2nd game Chessie mid
3rd game Feero mid again

????

First pick hard carry every game
If you cant beat heroes that "counter" you, then you dont deserve to be higher ranked

>deleting your post cause youre too retarded to put an image with it

One of the reasons why Secret came back so strong on that game was because of that. Track gold cannot be underestimated. Do not forget about those requiems, just godly. He almost made as much damage as Dendi lol.

el presidente