/owg/ - Overwatch General

Bloo!

I lost 4 games in a row in ranked and stopped because I was clearly tilting, went into QP and lost 14 games in a row there. Every single one of the games was a total shitstomp too. I realise QP doesn't matter but holy shit.

>quick play

I don't get it

Add me on psn (deathcabforqt) please and thanks :)

>just git gud bro you can carry yourself out of bronze
>this happens for the 10th time in 3 days

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THE ENEMY HAS A SHIELD GENERATOR
>THE ENEMY HAS A SHIELD GENERATOR
THE ENEMY HAS A SHIELD GENERATOR
>THE ENEMY HAS A SHIELD GENERATOR
THE ENEMY HAS A SHIELD GENERATOR
>THE ENEMY HAS A SHIELD GENERATOR

You are like a little baby.

Watch this

Beautiful

>never expires
>90% of its HP is shield so if you don't burst it down it will recharge
>gets refunded
>absolutely monstrous range
>goes through walls

What were they thinking?

This game makes games easier when you win right?
seems like if I can win 2 in a row I end up going for another 3-4 before I take a loss

Hmmmmm

You can only press one, which is it /owg/?

>play hots for event stuff
>have to sit through a longass fucking retard match because neither team gets the fucking objectives and instead just plays it like a death match
>its one of those fucking maps where you cant even make it to enemy nexus and the only way you can get it down is by getting altars
>enemy team finally catches on and starts taking altars

It took fucking ages and all i wanted was the quest credit for finishing that horrendous fucking match. At least in overwatch if your team is shit the game isnt gonna last that long

How do you git gud at Zarya?

Orange so I can get more than two maps in a year.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ug-BFRemapo

Literally all of these issues are fucking autism and bronze mmr bait. Id click orange because thats the only beneficial one to game longevity

Literally my entire day.

Lost about 400 sr. Every single game was filled with toxic shitters and throwers.

And on top of all this if you dare point out there's clearly a problem with the game the higher ranked master race on their forums scoff at you and say "maybe you're supposed to be that rank" when you constantly get paired with gibbering regards.

I'm pretty tempted to just stop playing altogether at this stage. The entire game and it's community seems to be fucked beyond repair.

Yellow.

>lag so bad i'm suddenly flung across the map towards mount fuji on hanamura
ok

Red.
Bye, Hanzo.

>Going to pick red to get rid of bastion
>Purple does the same thing anyways

>gibbering regards
What?

>Play Hanzo
>Keep killing Mei the split second she gets out of her ice block
>Mei switches to Winston

grey

>nobody plays symmetra unless it's a first point defence
>how can we buff her
>deploy a wifi router that can shield
>this shit is quite good eh, how can we balance it?
>THE ENEMY HAS A SHIELD GENERATOR EVERY 5 SECONDS
I mean, you have to drop everything and search for the fucking thing so the game would stop screaming at you only so after 1 min you can hear those words again.
HEY ISN'T IT FUN?
DO YOU GUYS LOVE IT JUST AS MUCH AS WE DO?

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

*Retards

[Spoiler]phoneposting lel[/spoiler]

blue
I would mash it 10 million times

You keep misspelling Hanzo.

Can Icewall be removed from this game already?

>The satisfaction of headshotting Mei the instant ice block runs out

Comp has been getting worse each season, more and more people are throwing or just fucking around than they used to. Been getting more and more like moba ranked with stubborn mainers and metaslaves tilting at first opportunity.

My advice would be stop playing after 50 games or so each season if you stall out. After the initial boost runs out it's not worth it.

I enjoy QP more lately. For some reason I get put with masters and GMs on there and the games can be pretty fun with no bitching and whining.

Can everything I don't like just be removed from the game already?

she can be good on second point defense cause of the shield generator but the constant generator audio spam almost guarantees you get it removed asap unless enemy team is bad

Yellow to remove Chu
Red to remove his self insert character Gengu.

Can Scatter Arrow be removed from this game already?

I don't understand why it can be destroyed, but only a tiny part of it at a time

at least /owg/ admits this /lolg/ refuses to admit that ranked in that game is a fucking mess

I literally had some retarded cunt fucking wall me in a room with 3 enemies. This ability is fucking retarded and Mei is fucking cancer.

>so fahnny n' randumb im gunna icewall the team at the beginning xD!

Why is yellow even an option? Chu is perfectly fine at his job regarding lore and shipping

>faggots that press anything other than purple that would effectively get rid of half of the problems on the button list

I wonder who could be behind this post.

>implying 76 isn't the self-insert

>implying

I'd hate to be good on only one hero

>started the season in Top 500
>dropped to GM
>dropping to Master
>keep losing games in these finals weeks
>good chance I'll drop to diamond
Damm this matchmaking. I get competent teammates every 10 games

Most leaguebabbs have invested too much money and time to admit they made a mistake playing for so long

You have top 500 skill on one hero. It doesn't say you can't be good with others. You just won't be excellent. You still get rid of half the problems anyway when you're the carry hero.

There's no Remove Geoff button.

It gives the enemy team an edge, but it's not overpowered. If it were you'd see a Sym in literally every game because you'd be retarded not to take her.

me ooga

team booga

but alot of them move into overwatch and shit up the place in comp because they dont fucking understand that maining and metaslaving doesnt work in this game outside of top 500

Metzen isn't there anymore, and his self insert was Winston. Genji being Chu's self insert is so painfully obvious it's not even funny.

Just a Mercy main who agrees with his genius lore telling

It's not about being good it's about being fucking annoying. If your team, including you, can't find a teleport - that means you are blind, because usually it's pretty clear where is it by the red fireworks on the enemy.
If you can't find a SG - well, what the fuck are you supposed to do? Drop everything and run around like ana idiot til you find it?
On defence it's fine, not that many places where you can hide it.
On offence - it's a fucking cancer. And she can have another one in such low time that it basically has no point to even try.

Hey /owg/ help me fucking kill myself

>someone blogging, bitching and whining about their shit team and how the devious blizzard system is keeping them down
>they use league terms

Every fucking time

>you are at overwatch headquarters with your main
>the two of you are alone in a elevator when the power goes out trapping you
>after 20 minutes pass by they being to look uncomfortable and awkwardly say to you user, I have really have to pee right now
what do you do?

>and his self insert was Winston
>implying

>Genji being Chu's self insert is so painfully obvious it's not even funny.
Last I checked, it's only been the big three and Tracer that have had story. Unless you're implying Chu's being /a/ and pretending to be a British little girl.

I've always found qp far more enjoyable but it seems like nobody even plays seriously anymore. I'd rather play the game as intended and play with more skilled people but it sure as hell doesn't want me to. It's really amazing how bad people are at certain characters they apparently main and just refuse to change. I've been having to main Rein as if I'm not Reining the guy that does is garunteed to be a complete tard. One guy I was matched with three times in a row always picked rein, charged into the objective without grouping, died and then REEEEEEd at the healers. the next game he was on the other team and it was comical seeing how bad he really was. Had another rein that would just stand still, holding his shield and not advance in a cart game when we needed to push the objective. Or would stand behind a wall of cover with his shield up, letting it get whittled down for no reason. Or, at one point when I traqued the enemy rein as Ana, he dropped his shield, turned around to hit the enemy rein, and then popped his shield despite being in melee with another rein, which lead to me being hooked by roadhog. He then died because he was shit.

ORANGE

does every hero have the same melee damage

except reinhardt, I guess

>play No Limits for like the second time ever
>my friend and I want to see who can get more elims/final blows/crits as Widowmaker
>enemy team has a normal comp with no duplicates
>"umm, second healer?" "2 widows?" "gg throwers"

Giving arcade mode lootboxes and XP was a mistake.

I pull out an empty mason jar from my backpack

zenyatta what the fuck

> Omnics openingly leaking coolant

I don't have a main.

But that would mean you have a symmetra on offense

I would help you but i dont want to get banned/ip traced and arrested so instead id advise you call the suicide hotline

then whoever you have the most hours total on

W-which Omnic?

Heart stolen...

D.va main

orange > purple > pink > blue > yellow > grey > red > green

time to taste the blue

Phareeha, behave!

>Ana
>she starts pissing into jars and restocking her biotic grenades

Mash purple
Genji

obviously i drink her piss

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>Try a game of Mystery
>Eichenwalde, enemy team is Defense
>Enemy team is two Reinhardts, a Bastion, a Mei, a Lucio, and a Pharah out of the gate

Guess who won.

Would you pay for this?

>winning Ilios 2-0 pretty easily
>enemy switched to triple tank
>they win
Boy I sure am glad tanks do as much if not more damage than DPS with triple HP

Purple
then I'd drop the game

did you pull that off twitter? Cause there was literally a /r9k/ anime guy gettign retweeted by fucking everyone last night as he screencapped and tweeted him going through the entire transaction with one of these chicks

If low rank, use Junkrat
If mid rank, use Reaper
If high rank, use Soldier

You're welcome

kotaku.com/i-paid-women-to-play-overwatch-with-me-and-it-was-fant-1795144088

Some of these bitches aren't even cute!

No, I would not waste my money.

I know one of those girls irl

Funny how life