/brit/ - Brit/o/ General

Just bought my ticket. If youre looking for the brit/o/ camp locate the riciest micra with the blown out back box.

The performers are Stacey Lacey and Brooklyn Blue. Neither are fantastic examples of our people but when you're pissed up and have just been turned down by the Belgian trap they'll do for wank material

excite!

who's gonna crash on the M1 on the way back from ulimate shit car then? there's always one.

youtu.be/yUKZw5Uu8tA

I hope we meet Braden

Bois

nonce

Waifu Force IX is on route big man, wanna keep talking trash on anime?

REMOVE TRIPFAG

Aye wee man

>state of animenonces

>posts on my blog
>complains about me
State of anonynonces.

everyone knows anime adds +5bhp to your car.

ONE MORE SLEEP

Fuck off young, this is a mature meet for mature people

Alright grandad, just don't forget to take your pills.

What's the group going like?

Entirely black and Asian, 5'5 and below, no one above a 3/10 except for the sharp faced one who gets a 3.1

>Entirely black and (((Asian)))
Tbf it's mostly fat kids and the odd token nigger so if you don't fall into that category there is literally no point in going.

We do a white meet but unfortunately this one is POC only. You're welcome to come to the next one.

As if I'd take the time out of my day to bless you with my presence in person you fat cunt.

>literally wasn't invited
Ok

Thank god nightwave died so we can actually go to meets!

>not invited
>to my own meetup
Ok

>???
To my own ???

Largely well adjusted, although a good 50-75% are on the spectrum, a couple of traps, a chav, but more importantly we all get along well and wish to see you there buddy

Why do people swerve dangerously in and out of motorway lanes? I see it all the time.

I was taught it's safest to stick to the middle lane. The slow lane is full of lorries and the fast lane has people driving at silly speeds so the middle lane is where it's at for most people. If you sit at 70 in the middle lane all the time then it doesn't upset anyone.

This is my general, hence all Preuße/o/ (Brit/o/) meet ups are pretty much fan meets, my fan meets.

What are you struggling to comprehend?

low quality bait tripfags please leave

Traps?

(((traps)))

What do you mean?

I own multiple Brit/X/ generals and have so for a long time.

The only somewhat relevant Brit generals that I do not own are /Brit/ and Brit/feel/ since they are utter trash, beyond saving.

>I own multiple generals
really activating my almonds here

>anonymongs

>being this self important
God you might even be worse than the nightwave owner

Literally who the fuck are you, and why are you on Veeky Forums? Go back to /pol/ for sod's sake.

You don't own shit mate. I've been doing the /brit/ threads on Veeky Forums for a while now.

Sod off and have a wank over Corbyn or something.

Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 130mph

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>asks who am I despite revealing that he knows who I am in his post
Who are you?

not in his 2000gt he couldn't

mate I'd batter you like fish and chips and then be on yer mam like gravy

Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 130mph

Fuck off

You'll do fuck all little man

> I could easily average 130mph
Yes I could, something you public transport fags will never understand.

race me on the touge fgt then lets wrestle it'll warm me up for yer nan

Balmaha boatyard
05.08.17
2am

Guaranteed you won't show ya wee fanny

Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 130mph

Post your shitboxes queers. Too much autism; not enough car pictures.

turn up in something better than a corsa b gaylord

If only you weren't a complete spastic

You can bring the Corsa B then and race against my cousin with downs.

Stay jealous poorfag

Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 130mph

>calls people poorfags
>doesn't even earn 6 figures

lad, sometimes its just time to stop posting.

Fucking state of you car fags, I could easily average 129mph

Here's my shitbox. Took it to Scafell Pike. Very interesting roads around that area with some truly stunning views.

What sort of state are you in? Can you easily average 130mph?

>Can you easily average 130mph?
Where?

how much would it cost me to come over from ireland lads, also are meets like the NA meets where all of them are minorities?

Ferry from Belfast to Liverpool is pretty cheap. Dunno about southern Ireland.

Balmaha boatyard

Er, on that long B road? Maybe.

It's like you don't even know who I am.

>tfw my car is worth more than your entire family will earn in their lifetime.

Pathetic, stay mad.

So you own a £350 french car? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They're girls, don't be a cunt

I don't like your German letter, it makes you look a lot more foreign than you claim to be.

Add, three zero's then times it by four, it's not french.

Gonna be driving a van to transport the remains of a bronze age trackway from a site on Tuesday
pretty nervous, I've only spent an hour driving a van before so it'll be interesting

Look bro, are you gonna play nice and participate in the car related non pol banter that is brit/o/ where everyone is welcome regardless of monetary status, age or car or are you just gonna dick measure, practice elitism while not even coming to the meets. Seems to me you're just here to stir shit but thanks for the bumps though real appreciated

Three zeros = 000 = 0
0 x 4 = 0.

Is it a bus? Because you're clearly broke.

>poorfag's pathetic attempt at banter
£350,000 x 4

Mostly the latter although I do plan on sparking a little life into these threads.

Mohammed, this is no time or place to boast about your benefits.

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>its a nobody who thinks hes important on the internet edition!

>coping this hard
Stay mad little man

finally somebody speaking some truth around here/

Cheers.

See lads? This guy gets it.

no problem mate your brit threads are the only ones I come to this site for.

Post micras

Shakeys May meet

Ladies and Gents, I wish you all the best of times at USC! Have a great time!

Sorry I couldn't make it, and sorry i'm not posting much in Slack chat. Anxiety is a horrible thing.

Look after the Dolly, and the cute Starlets!

brah just say hi we chill.

Crack one open for me boys

Cold ones will be cracked in your honour friend

Definitely say hi mate. We're all chill and I'll dedicate a cold one to you

>replying to the brit/thot/
You lads should know better.

Great general, have a bump

>early bois ringing me non stop
I'm nearly there fuck

Did you all make it?

ultimate shitheap is this weekend?

Also someone get a pic of stacey lacey, i want to see how much rougher she looks in real life.

Drink a cold one for the bois that couldn't make it

Enjoy it fellas