Your wife wants an SUV to take her son to soccer practice

well i am white so the bottom

Whichever one has the higher safety ratings.

Give that bitch an SUV and convertible at the same time. Bitches love SUVs and convertibles.

perfect for them... can put the soccer ball in the trunk.

You joke but literally 80% of JK wrangler owners are women.

I never joke. I actually thought of the Wrangler second, but then realized that it's an absolute turd and that even a kei offroader is a better car.

this one

>an SUV to take her son to soccer practice
what? you need special car for this?

I'd get the Yukon over the Escalade.

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ARE YOU ALL FUCKING BLIND?

>Your wife wants an SUV to take her son to soccer practice.
>an SUV to take her son to soccer practice.
>her son

Never happen because I'm not a cuck.

>2017
>Not being a cuck

youre missing out pham

I have a thread for you friendos

Subaru Ascent

CX5

None of those american lardbeasts

The R50, no doubt.

This, you haven't lived until you've gangbanged your wife

Some cheap $2,000 300,000 mile Honda SUV on Craigslist

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Toyota rav4 or cx5

None.

I tell her to get a van

Because trophy wife.

>Wifes son

I found the perfect vehicle for both of them.

Can I use it to gaz jews?

Divorce her and invoke the prenup becuase "her" son is clearly not mine.

Mercedes-Benz G-wagen 4x42

>its a jeep thing you wouldnt understand

but the real question is
454 or diesel?

Neither. I rather live on my own and buy shit for myself.

>her son
>wife's son
>American SUV

how fitting....

Lincoln is more cuckiest than Caddy.

That show is hilarious desu

ikr, and it reflects American's current society perfectly. :^)

What do you mean? Are you ready for season 4 btw?

:^)

>webms with no sound
why the fuck do people do this? might as well just make a damn gif

I know him! Funnily, he drives GMC Yukon XL for his "kids."

learn the difference between gif and webm

>what is imageboard

Yeah and get 10% of the video quality.

What's that have to do with the show?

I hate every inch of that expensive pile of shit so much

No, that's a sport model feature

>dagumi challenges Benzman down the toe-gay
>he tricks him that he's taking the outside lane so that he sneaks inside, like he did with Nakazato
>Benzman took the bait...
>...or did he?
>Benzman is literally OFF THE FUCKING ROAD
>AND OUT RUNNING HIM
>DAGUMI'S FUCKING FACE WHEN

>soccer
no step son of mine is going to play a pussy ass sport

DARLING DARLING DARLING, YOU SAID YOU WANTED AN SUV. THIS IS A REAL SUV.

What show is this?

Whichever she decides to pay for with her own money, I don't give a Damn what she buys lol

Wife and I keep separate bank accounts, she has her project cars (02 wrx and 90 rx7), and pays for her own hobbies. I have my own project cars, and pay for my own hobbies, if we agree we both need something we will work together proportionally on it.

And suv for timmy to go to soccer in? Fuck that, timmy can ride in the passenger seat of my gutted honda lol.

Do you really need an SUV? Are there so many potholes in American roads?

You're the Worst. On FXX, season 4 coming soon

He has truly ascended

epic kek

youtube.com/watch?v=EnWDN2jbcaU

bitch is getting a prius, why does my stepson need to be so safe

This.

454 can be a bit hard on mileage, but the 6.2 has terrible performance.
6.5 is complete trash and will break down on you.

The 2017 version of this.

If I'm gonna get cucked, I want him to know just how rich I am.

Whats wrong with Wagons or Vans again?

get her a real suv

The son.

Suicide

Bitch is getting a used minivan.

>to take her son to soccer practice
to pick up tyrone from the correctional facility more like

You are correct because these SUVs in OP's pic are for niggers.

Women would like it until the second they would have to step in and drive it.

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>her son

fuck off to /pol/ or /v/

Joke's on you, my female English teacher in highschool actually drove one to school.

>and on vacations into the Sahara

>on vacations into the Sahara

Sounds like a normal British women

I WANT OUT OF THIS RABBIT HOLE

With her family.

Too bad.

>daughters and GILF

yeah

THAT NEW NAVIGATOR LOOKS LIKE A GAYED UP VOLVO

WHO OKED THAT RIM DESIGN ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

fiat 500