Discovery buys Roadkill

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Aww fuck what

>pleasenotvelocitypleasenotvelocity

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fuck.

Nooooo

Discovery Channel: awoo~ma

redpill me on velocity, why is this a bad deal?

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Everything they touch turns to shit. If it wasn't already shit to begin with. All the staged car-related horseshit you see on TV is all Discovery owned.

>Implying Road Kill was good to begin with

At least it isn't History, they dodged a big bullet there.

t. weeb faggot

t. insecure weeb faggot

They can't keep getting away with it

roadkill went to shit after they started that pay and watch 2 weeks early thing; also the subaru episode
prove me wrong

Sleeper cell activate

We must save Roadkill

stubby bob and boost caboose were the best episodes they've made

flatrod jeep, turboing the rotsun, and motorhome 440 still rank higher for shenanigans

I can see your point, but they're still making good episodes

i thought the off road low rider was goo for general shenanigans
also butthurt yuotuber comments

>old media giant frantically grasping for relevancy
>buys youtube channel
>former channel content only gets a fraction of views when broadcasted over old media network
>bought channel gets canned


It just keeps happening

WOO

BRACE YOUR BUTTS FOR SHIT TONS OF OVERUSED D.C. SOUND SAMPLES EVERY 3 SECONDS, OVERLY DRAMATIC SHIT MUSIC, JUMPCUTS, PERMANENT IN AND OUT ZOOMING AND A CAMERA THAT CAN'T FUCKING KEEP STILL.

Roadkill is shit anyway. So who cares.

BUT THE CAMERA IS SHAKING AROUND AND CONSTANTLY ZOOMING IN AND OUT FOR NO REASON AND CANT KEEP FOCUS WORTH A SHIT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS DUMB FUCKING GHOST HUNTING SHOW ISNT ACTUALLY REAL EVEN FOR THE OBVIOUSLY TOTALLY REAL CAMERA MOVEMENTS?!?!?!?!

lol

you should see Street Outlaws and how fucking awful its editing is

gotta have 20 cuts for 15 angles with fake rocket sounds and screams with obnoxious music

Roadkills future right there

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