Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>Genji every QM game
>Abathur every QM game
>Nazeebo every QM game
>Varian every QM game

ECKS

DEE

That's why you stop playing QM.

Void Ray hero WHEN

Tassadar skin.

>quick match is still a piece of shit

gee
Imagine that

>be leoric
>always get 40% team fight heal
huh?

Tempestius WHEN

here's your (You), retard

Protoss Scout fighter jet hero when?

>know how leoric's skills work
>this retard doesn't know where the healing comes from
huh?

LMFoa so mad

Nova skin

After Colossusius

Nova doesn't have a skin where she turns into a fighter jet

>skinny dyke bodyblocks buff ogre
shit

Not yet

nice video crop
I can totally get what's going on

Reminder that you will never beat Cho'gall in a 1v1.

What about that Urun guy from the protoss mission in WoL? He could be the Protoss aircraft hero with skins changing him from piloting a Phoenix to piloting whatever else

No, but I've killed them in a 1v2.

I've 2v1'd him. Cho and Gall tried to kill my Varian the week he released and Twin Blades had more sustain than they did damage. Also when Zarya was insanely broken after they panic buffed her.

Official chart of how acceptable it is for manaless heroes (and Probius) to be manaless

>Being manaless is required
Murky
Abathur
Cho'Gall

>Acceptable
Valeera
Illidan
D.va

>Debatable
Chen
Samuro
Sonya

>Unacceptable
Tracer
Zarya
Probius

>Fucking CANCER
Auriel

How do I play valeera? I am doing really no damage what so ever

How is Chen and Sonya even debatable, they rely on doing stuff to get mana. Chen has to drink and Sonya has to attack her or hit her q. Valeera gets energy for doing nothing.

>mfw I just started 10 days ago and already have a vast collection of nice skins for characters I don't even own yet

>Pick Samuro
>Illusion and stealth myself fr

Things shit players say when they're losing. Starting with an easy one

>we have no dmg

So recently i discovered my love for lightning Alarak and Tracer.

What are some other heroes that are annoying as fuck to play against and you can do nothing about it?
I love pissing people off.

what's a good skin/announcer for 1600?

and no im not getting butcherlisk, shoo shoo blizz jew

Hanamura sucks but man, the music is pretty good

>dies
>"gg this team"

My favorite is the "gg" call after losing first objective when a weak as shit early game composition was drafted.

>another limited map rotation after this one

fucking jews reeeeeeeee

>gayji first pick
wtf with this hgc

help please i am winning games and i am the lowest damage with like 15-25k

Fuck Samuro for being manaless
>Le puts 3 clones around you xD
>Le solo cap and chase xD
>XD

im not sure if you are joking, because you can clearly see whats happening

Blizzard shilling Genji hard.

Chen and Sonya have extremely strong lane presence because of this. It's not difficult for Sonya to just keep fighting, and Chen will want to stay still and get those shields up at some point anyways.

every time i look at chromie my heart goes thump

why is this?

ur gay

DAILY REMINDER

Yeah, let's just ignore the fact that every hero they release has some new type of CC that fucks Chen over. There is a reason why Chen is so weak right now, and Sonya's strong lane presence comes from healing from whirlwind. It's why Leoric is one of the best solo laners as well.

>xvirginlordx
laffin at ur sad life

Organism Abathur announcer

It's not a daily reminder if you post it more than once a day.

...

That she's a raid boss now?

its a daily reminder for those who just joined this wonderful thread

20lbs of Pussy and Ass

I am a bad, bad man.

>already sick of genji being in every single qm game
>picked every hgc match
It's only going to get worse isn't it

>cho'gall
why does this thing even exist again lmao

...

Does anyone want to do the nexus challenge with me? I'm terrible at the game and whenever we lose my team tells me it's because of me

What's the Valla build? I feel she's weak as shit unless you have attentive team members and in that case you'll probably win regardless of what you play.

Generally Multishot is a good all-purpose build.

why is gazlowe so fun ???

But you don't have to win to get the Nexus Challenge.

i usually go with these, good mobility and good dps

NERF THIS
*slap*
BRAAAAAAAP

eu or na

I like to go Q build on valla

I know but I thought it was important to say that I'm bad so nobody expects to win if they want to play with me

oops I forgot about this I'm in EU

STOP THROWING GAMES FUCKING OVERWATCH BABIES

>Valla
>I feel she's weak as shit

uh

To be fair
If you get sneezed on you lose 2/3 of your health

Drippy#21655
I'm not that great myself but sure i'll play with you mate

at what level does the exp become consistent for each level up?

valeera has that sex energy so it's not nothing.

>being so bad you get matched with overbabbies
??

This guy as a hero when?

loot chests MADE FUCKING HERO ACQUISITION IMPOSSIBLE

I just started playing since the 2.0 patch, and my rage is beyond limits at this point, at least in quick matches, nobody fucking plays the objective, the worst of the worst gets in my team and we get handed over by fucking lvl 5-10 scrubs, literally all the fucking pieces of shit that are used to lolshit and dotafags just stay in the mid and farm creeps and heroes. i've played mobas for years and never got to a point where i could lose 20+ matches in a row.

I typed "Erdogan"
kek official blizz mods

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>Qm

>guldan padding his damage piling spells on anub while morales heals him up
>tell him to go for backline
>"look at my dmg ur shit"

>wanting gul'dan to walk into a fucking double stun from anub to chase backliners

HAHAHAHAHA

oh man

>what is range
>what is disengaging from useless fights

>gul'dan
>escape mechanic

oh god it just gets even more bronze

Guldan's range is entirely withing bugrape range of Anub.

So just walk away. You're not doing shit against anub anyway that's the fucking point. Go push a lane. And you can easily land corruption behind a tank. At least I can.

>try unranked
>it's even worse than QM

who firstpicks Samuro and Morales and then picks Valla against Jo, Tyrande and Sonya ?

If you're playing to win you'll have a bad time in QM.

Guide your team with smart pings and shut your stupid face. Raging will not make anything better, win or lose.

Terran Viking fighter jet/mech hero when?
It could have two sets of abilities, one for fighter jet mode and one for mech mode

Matchmaking is fucked.

I'm literally getting people who can't play their class.

>Guldan get on the backline
>I can't anub is in the way
>just walk around him
>but he's gonna rape me
>dude don't take fights like that

>Pound Anub with spells
>Morales runs out of mana
>Can't heal Anub
>Anub dies
>Win fight
Gul'dan has infinite mana, he's free to waste it until he can get a better target, presenting him with a better target is the tanks job. That is, unless you're fighting in a location where he can safely flank.

You're playing the most team reliant support in the game in a mode where everything is fucking random and unpredictable.

What do you expect?

are you sure you're not the issue?