>tell someone I own a CHEVROLET [MODEL]
>oh, you have a CHEVVY [MODEL]?
What is it with people doing this?
>tell someone I own a CHEVROLET [MODEL]
>oh, you have a CHEVVY [MODEL]?
What is it with people doing this?
I also say Chevrolet instead of Chevy and people make fun of me for it
>PORSH
>slower than a 2007 minivan
Chevy Tahoe owner here
deal with it
because poor shay sounds fucking gay alright
>owning a chevy
Nope
your first mistake was buying a chevy
Because who thought "Chevrolet" was a good name?
>poor shay
I know no brand by that name
>COOP
That's how you actually pronounce it, you fucking spastic
>youtube.com
Everytime I hear an American say ''Porshuh'' I cringe.
Because chevy is just a shortened Chevrolet just like how dick is short for richard
>Como pronunciar
Implying spanish is going to help pronounce a german word properly.
Wrong. Porsche is pronounced [ˈpɔʁʃə].
>Buy a COOP
>Still have to do everything myself, passengers just watch
woooooooooooooooooooooow
Can we get a German to pronounce it? Because I don't trust some random Spanish clip.
I speak some German and not a single fibre in my body would say porsh.
poor shuh, however you say it, nobody is impressed at how you pronounce it
it's just porsh
>Can we get a German to pronounce it?
Official Porsche YouTube channel:
youtube.com
>implying I would think someone would be impressed at me being able to speak a closely related language.
no, you're just the type of fag who also calls them jifs instead of gifs
or says halapeno instead of jalapeno
nobody cares, fag
Here, it's actually Porshuh in German, fuck but that language made for cucks. Everyone else in Europe calls them Porsch.
>Everyone else in Europe calls them Porsch.
Speak for yourself, we say Porsche (Porshuh) as we aren't retards and know how to pronounce things.
>commonly accepted pronounciation is gif for years
>suddenly some fag says it's jif a few years ago
>pretentious fags start saying jif because they think it gives them mental superiority
>we say Porsche (Porshuh)
How the fuck is ''we''?
the fact that you have to type "it's pronounced jif" to describe the word gif means that you've already lost.
This country.
/ˈdʒJf/
still see a j in that, stop.
Who!????
Are you (((Them)))??
You know nothing
Giraffe
\jə-ˈraf\
Gin
\ˈjin\
Gigantism
\jī-ˈgan-ˌti-zəm\
Gif
\ˈdʒJf\
cool, and there's words that support gif
such as gif...t. gift. take away the t. nah you give out jifts to people, right?
or the word girl, but I can tell that word isn't on your mind much.
The vast majority of words starting with "gi" are pronounced with a soft g.
cool!
now jo be jay somewhere else, fajjot
Since the g in gif stands for graphic, its pronounced hard
>Since the A in LASER stands for "amplification", it's pronounced LAHSAR
>Since the U in SCUBA is stands for "underwater", it's pronounced SCUBBA
I study German in college. Whenever there's an e at the end of the word, you pronounce it "uh." So, it's Poor-shuh. Anyone that tries to convince you otherwise is dumb and wrong.
its like said: if you invented that faggot jingle so that people would use your shitty format, but no one actually uses the jingle or the "J", then what was the point of it in the first place?
The guy might be a good programmer (for the 80's) but his logic is flawed
Also "choosy" isnt a word, and every programmer uses webm now so all of this is irrelevant
See You wasted your money retard
You didn't even watch the video, did you?
I hear the Poor-Shuh.
>hurr did u wach da vid? Is poor-SHAAAA
If you are trying this hard to pronounce the end of the word then you have already proved you don't know any german.
Go to /int/ to be laughed at and dont forget to tell them you attempted to study it in college.
proven*
Also tell them how you pronounce Koenigsegg for the extra lulz
He pronounces it exactly how I said, you deaf fucking mongoloid
>go to look up chevrolet trucks on craigslist
>type in "chevrolet"
>get hundreds of results
>type in "chevy"
>get hundreds of different results
>type in "GM"
>get even more results
>give up and search "dodge ram" since you can clearly search for just one thing and not a fuck ton of bullshit at once.
You clearly know absolutely nothing about the language. Everything with an "e" ending is pronounced "uh."
>hurr durr /int/ would laugh at you, and you should care what /int/ thinks
They'd laugh at you for trying to pronounce German words with a silent e. Just admit you're an undereducated redneck and try to pronounce the e next time.
germans pronounce germany "deutschland"
>this entire thread
Poland calls it Porshuh
fucking nerds lmaooo
In Italian it would be
Pors-Kay
>Since the P in JPEG stands for photographic, it's pronounced "jay-feg"
underrated post
What else do you expect them to say?
Two syllables is shorter than three.
Does will smiht sing " they left the keys to the brand new PORSHAH" no he does not.
CAse closed
>coupay
It's pronounced like that in Spain and Sicily. Saying it any other way honestly sounds retarded.
Ah yes, Spain and Sicily. The ultimate authorities on how to pronounce German words.
Well they speak superior languages so it only makes sense to say what sounds best.
You know what they say. Potato potahtoe. And we all know potato is the correct way to say it much like porsh is.
>falling for the MGTOW jew, or worse, being a MTOW shill
youtube.com
youtube.com
>falling for the varg jew telling you to fall for the vaginal jew
>implying the name of a company changes based on the country you are in
I have a spanish clip but with natives saying their countries' brands
youtube.com
>matzduh!
kek
>rebecca black
>french
also how the fuck did she end up working for Peugeot?
I always thought this was a shortened way of saying "Porsche" kinda like Chevy and Chevorlet.
kek
>the varg jew
nigga, you just went full retard
I own a Porch Nine eleven
Sounds chinese to me...
...?
What?
...
Oh, fuck you both
Drove my Chevrolet to the levee but the levee was dry
This is why english pronounciation is retarded.
uncanny
she doesn't look like Rebecca Black at all you faceblind autists
are you kidding? Rebecca Black literally looks like a younger version of the Peugeot chick in that pic you posted, even the teeth are similar