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crystal _____

Remember when people thought NP was good? Oh wait.

better movie poster than the patch movie poster meme

BUY FUCKING WARDS GAMBURGER SAPPORT SHIT RETARD W ENEED WARD FOR STOP GANK IDIOT FUCKING REPORT NOOB

CLAIMED

>drop to lower bracket so you get an easier ride
>waa waa bad team
:thinking:

wait NP lost again? what qualifier was this time? it says they won on epicenter

>tfw you find the hidden dota 2 memes

video games?

this is the oldest file in my dota 2 folder

They dropped 1 series today and thats it

So uhh you gonna carry this friggin' team or what?

Everytime I close my eyes I go back the golden age of doto

Will he ever come back :(

>queue ranked
>4 of us drafted we only need hc
>we all suggest spec
>he picks od for easy lane hc
>goes for the rune for mid lane
>tell him wtf he is doing
>OH RIGHT I AM TOP
>says he wants to reconnect
>pauses game, reconnects, starts playing
>right off the gate starts shit talking over mic with his aussie accent
>mute him
>he proceeds to feed none stop
>he afks like 15 times throughout the game randomly, as if he is playing a custom map or just fucking around in a bot game
>no point communicating with him or telling him he is getting ganked cause he never responds or listens just feeds, afks, slows hitting creeps in lanes
not playing ranked past midnight anymore

Well good news for you:
2011-2013 = Golden Age of Dota
2014-2016 = Dark Ages of Dota
2016-2017+ = Second Golden Age of Dota

Um, doomtards?

>no rip&tear hero to stop doom
nice balance icefrog

to the SEA servers,
FUCK YOU PINOYS. YOU ARE THE LOWEST SCUM THERE IS

they are starting to move their shitposting to dota now

>things that didnt happen
>a story by user

blocked all names except the faggot

>Your Girlfriends' Bull Tyrone

You deserve it you fucking nigger

lmao

you mean this game? which failure were you

b-but how user kun?
ta

TA is highlighted and he made an effort to hide his portrait too

Fucking faggot tier name, faggot tier player

whats your dota name? xXxSasuke420blazeitxXx?

>stupid teenager meme name
>no personality of his own
>complaining about an OD who was probably getting his dick sucked IRL during the game

i wish i had teen reflexes and accuracy with my knowledge

The fact Jakiro's third spell doesn't count towards stick charges is actually complete bullshit.
Is there a reason for this?

Time for the daily work out.

Stay healthy anons, weekends are not an excuse to be lazy.

See you in a couple hours.

funny that you mention that i actually got my dick sucked couple of hours ago not sure why you find that so fascinating virginfaggot

Nope
Bы нa caмoм дeлe пытaлиcь пepeвecти этo

?

?

i can read russian, this is the gayest name ive ever seen in dota gratz

Does tidebringer count towards stick?
Does frost arrows?
Does Viper orb?

It's just an orb with a cd

why doom fun now? talents?

>i can read russian, this is the gayest name ive ever seen in dota gratz

Clearly you cant read Russian cause this is a joke, you fuckhead.
Im not giving out my dota name on /d2g/ cause last time I did I had about 8 or 9 scalpers sending me trade requests for my arcanas and couriers

actually i can huylo ebanoye visasi huy iz zhopi chmo podzobornoe ;)
also you sound like a fucking twat so no point having any further discussions

ITS A BAD JOKE THEN LOL nah but seriously its a bad joke mate

Even more proof youre just a retard ;)

>tfw to mature too engage in petty name calling

>to mature too
not mature enough to type correctly

Devour gold
Scorched heal
Personal preference
HP regen

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hi :)

pos 3?

hahah bobo ka tang ina mo

Yep

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493743270110.webm
average dota player

don't mind me just posting the best support in the history of Dota

>NP lost to mason

what happened?

>daedalus instead of bloodthorn/mkb on ta

u deserved it dumb fuck

>tfw too smart to play dota2

sounds like you are underestimating mason, the greatest dota 2 player of all time, at least as much as they did.

is this that swede?

Ye

He's just acting....right?

Nope

me_irl

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the yasp story feature is pretty cool
when did they implement it

This is when you know you need to take a break.

kys

Who is that

jajaja namo

>no orc loli hero
Ummm dotards?

pedo
fuck off

thicc

Do you jungle or offlane?

And how do you feel about lvl??? doom being replaced?

>being rude to your mom
disgusting

Fuck pinoy pubbers.

T. Pinoy

Offlane.
Losing his free ability to break linken's before Dooming is a bit harsh. Should bring it back tbqh

bobo wkwkwk

there are no female orcs

orcs are monosexual and reproduce by planting spores underground

So what does d2g think of the upcoming hero concept? youtube.com/watch?v=YrEr9Z0LUtA

so between peruvians, russians and pinoys who are the worst and why?

SNIBETTY SNEK :3

whoever posts below me is a massive faggot who sucks cock all day

dotabuff.com/matches/3175014085

how tf did my lycan just get 26k heal?

does the vlad count as heal?

it's howl
but it's understandable that you don't know this since most of /d2g/ don't even play the game
they just shitpost

I really enjoy this time of the year, when there's online EU qualifier games daily.

>howl is stronger at night
that was added recently right?

i think it was there since 7.00

>play bane
>opponents build linkens/lotus orb

fuggggg

Cast Range trait and aether lens is fucking disgusting though. I can nightmare people from a mile away

thats not how anatomy works

t. gay

>someone on your team disconnects and gets an abandon
>you still lose mmr as if it was a normal game
why

How the fuck does Clutch Gamers have 3 scheduled matches running all at the same time right now?!

because its not hard to rig the system so you get someone you know in solo on your team, and then they can tank the mmr for you if you're losing if you didnt lose mmr
>but user, no one would actually go through so much trouble just for a few internet points
user, I...

I wish it did work that way. It's just so Thick, brah!

So.. has dotagen ever considered it's own tournament/league?

Purely for fun, no prize pot, maybe associate with the 4CC hitbox channels.

So basically keep the system broken to avoid one other much smaller less likely and avoidable break? Sounds like dota in a nutshell

You're so naive, it's cute.

its not broken from a mmr point of view, people abandoning is an issue regarding low priority/smurfing/how easy it is to make new accs/buy accs and all that.
just imagine if you had an incentive to get someone on your team to abandon, it would SAVE YOU MMR!
that feeding guy on your team? that one autist on your team thats reeeing all over? they just received the opportunity to save their tendy points by making someone abandon.
you really cannot underestimate just how far people are willing to go to abuse and shit on others, so your system needs to be build around giving people as little as possible benefits to be dickheads towards your team.

its the same reason we don't have a surrender option

t. nigerian

Who /goodboys/ here?

You realize people in this game are so awful and just evil that they would rather suffer through an entire game than let you save some mmr
Also I'm not saying completely remove any mmr loss, that'd be stupid, but it has to take that into account when it decides the mmr changes. Good or bad you don't deserve to lose full credit because someone on your team has a toaster for a computer, or even better, when it's the valve servers just being shit and kicking someone as they are prone to do.

kids always save for buybacks

>when it's the valve servers just being shit and kicking someone as they are prone to do.
yeah but thats on valve, most of the time if the servers are funky you dont lose mmr, but they cant build the system around the assumption that their servers are faulty and their systems wont be able to detect it.
thing is, all in all, no one will be worse off mmr wise because of people abandoning, be it intentiontal or unintentional, unless they themselves somehow make their teammates abandon more often than average (le only constant meme, 4 potential abandoners on your team 5 potential blabla you've heard this one). I can see your point in that its very tilting to lose mmr in the short term because of this, god knows I was mad when I lost my 5'k 3 times in a row over the course of a week due to someone abandoning, but I also won matches because enemies tilted/their house got swept in a flood.
so tl;dr I see your point but you just can't build the system around it because people WILL use it as an excuse to make things worse
pic related, your average dota 2 rager

terrorblade?

how could this happen to me
i've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run as i'm
fading away
i'm sick of this life
i just wanna screeeeeeeaaaam
how could this
happen to me

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