/owg/ - Overwatch General

So can I just play 15 matches of HotS this week for the d.va skin or am I shit outta luck?

My computer is really really bad, but apparently I had neglected the resolution in the settings so I'm just really happy that I've managed to squeeze another 15-20 fps out of my crap machine and now the game is nice and smooth from 45-50 typically, and even sometimes as high as 59. It's really quite exciting.

MOONMOON IS FUCKING SHIT MEME STREAMER WHO SPAMS PURPLE LADY

Yes you can

>15%

Any guides to getting better?

Looking to improve as Tracer.

>Kephrii was begging Calvin a couple hours ago to duo and carry him
Kephrii will never be anything other than the quintessential contrarian shitter

Moonx2 is fine

I know jef irl

he said hanaxjamison will be canon

>implying it wouldn't be JRxSym

>Kephrii will never be anything other than the quintessential contrarian shitter

You mean the 5 he was in with Calvin?

>implying it's not junkratxbronze
my dad works for nintendo he confirmed it

JunkxSym is the best ship and anyone who says otherwise is a faggot

Tracer was a mistake. D.Va should have been the mascot.

Sniperkiddies, will they ever learn?

>play more
>record yourself, watch it back, critque yourself
>watch people coach tracers online

Hana is so perfect
youtube.com/watch?v=euQjaCjnRGU

you know the artist name for this? tried reverse image searching it and just got random tumblr reblog shit

>streamershit drama
pass.

learn 2 of every hero in each branch, practice them religiously whenever you get the chance
use QP to get maybe 1-2 practice matches in, then, assuming you're ranked, go in and play all matches in ranked

Be willing to take criticism, even if its crass, because behind the shitters venting on you, there is something you need to evaluate that your team is noticing

>hm, it seems that at about 3 minutes in I stop to suck tremendous dick, I should stop doing that

And we will never get those great skins in Overwatch...

>Everything Symm builds Jameson tries to blow up
>She just rebuilds it 5 seconds later
A more perfect life, i can not imagine

well they look like shit so thats a good decision on blizzards part to do some quality control

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tru

>Drama
The word must elude you friendorino
Kephrii was good for a instalocking widow, now people in T500 know how to counter him and he's basically the US's best shitter, and needs help keeping his rank

>Autistic k-pop dances

No thanks

It's ten matches for Officer D.va regardless of when you do it during the event.

Top 500 soloQ is cancer. I don't blame him duoing with his friends.

Yes she should have.

>k-pop
thank fuck they kept that shit in hots. I hate kpop but I like dva, what a dilemma

Explain this
he only plays sombra since her introduction.
How can he win games? If you pick sombra, you lose the match at hero select because everyone starts trowing/trolling

Meh

maybe he stacks with 5 other people

Remove Mei's

chaos and order are intertwined, so yes this would make a very nice coouple

how does anyone have fun playing only one hero?

>McCree is fine

Never has a more wrong sentence been uttered

Inside his mind is a supercomputer capable of calculating exactly how the game will cause each bullet to spread, thus allowing him to land headshots at anyrange 100% of the time, resulting in total team wipes that invariably cause his teammates to realize his power and start playing seriously as they see the Sombra doing work.

Or he plays with a group I don't know man

Gency and dva x lucio are the only acceptable ships anything else is heresy

Yeah, they'd be trying to strangle each other over what should rule.

If he placed high enough (Masters+) people are ususally over the Off-meta=bad meme.

That shit only dominates diamond and below.

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Defend Chu, crush the tumblrdykes

not planning to have an argument with shitters

>Pure blooded SKorean
>even touching a Brazilian, despite success
Lucio would have better luck with literally any other female in the OW roster

The only girl with enough what a brazilian wants is mei, EXTRA THIC Edition

When the season ends it's going to be 5800. Just give me new rewards already.

playing off-meta/unpopular heroes gives you extra sr

drones are so cute

And alienate the normie audience by looking like weebshit? No fucking way. Tracer is the ideal mascot.

Were they actually dumb enough to PDA in Dubai though.

I'll have 15,000. Getting tired of waiting.

What about Torbxhis wife, WidowxGerard, TracerxEmily?

Jameson doesn't give enough of a shit on any particular matter, and Symmetra is a passive aggressive rule inciter. The relationship would be pretty much perfect

It said they flew to Georgia. I don't quite understand the article. They were already out of Dubai when they were detained? Would Georgia hold them for Dubai law enforcement?

Bought my brother Tracer statue and it arrived yesterday with no customs it's so nice time to cum tribute it.

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has never been in a relationship

Why don't people ever blame tanks? I noticed this a few times now. People will always blame the DPS or the Ana/Mercy but no one will ever blame the Roadhog that can't land a single hook or the Zarya that gets one grav per game.

D.va's been BLACKED, broseph.

Because tank mains are master race our very presence improves the chance of winning

I hope Koreans get really angry over this so I can laugh at them

people blame tanks all the time senpai

Watched too many movie brobro?

>the names
>it's Sombra and Pharah

because nobody notices a Hog being useless.

Season is ending soon. What rank did you get to /owg/?

Plat at 2850 here. Cant aim for shit and get tunnel vision but was able to fill roles and have solid game knowledge to get an ok rank.

you forgot ana x john redcorn

didn't even finish my placement games lmao

Haven't been going through placements, comp tilts me, but I've been gold since season 2, will probably place gold again.

Dropped to 3000 from 3200-ish, can't be fucked to keep up after the rating decay kicks in

2917
Doing mostly Roadhog/Zarya

I can't aim for shit either

dva wouldn't touch lucio because hes a brazilian, dva wouldn't touch anyone because shes, newsflash, a fucking idol
idols live a life of celibacy, shit I hate kpop shit and I know this

4074 currently.

I dont really feel the need to go further I'm just going to try to stay in GM for the rest of the season.

I've never seen anyone on /owg/ with such blatant shit taste and I've been here since the game launched.

Placed at 2900, season high at 3521.

Maybe in Season 5 I will be able to stay in masters.

I would kill to be good at zarya but my tracking needs work. I also wish the laser felt better to hit with. Has no "ompf" to it.

>file name
youtube.com/watch?v=gOP64I8qXcc

I got 3002 then fell down immediately.

>dva wouldn't touch anyone
Publically, yes, behind closed doors though?
Jap/Korean idols are passed around and used almost as bad as hollywood girls

that's Japanese idols. Kpop idols sometimes are publicly dating

>Playing competitive in a poorly balanced casual game

She's not an idol m8, she's a movie star, pro gamer, and military woman.
You know how Hollywood movie biz works.

lowest was 1401, highest now is 2155, and i plan on at least hitting 2500 before seasons end

cuz they're usually the ones blaming other people for their bad play.

t. bronze

Grats on the diamond at least

2987 after 10 placement matches

I could try and get Diamond but performance anxiety

The laser at maximum charge feels like your melting someone. Use it at Zenyatta and peel of his shields and HP. It's very satisfying

solo queued to 3165 then played with my friends trapped in high gold/low plat and dragged down again.

0. I don't play comp or even care about placements