/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Don't have fun while drinking Edition

By the way, Australians are faggots.

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Post your characters.

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2 out of frame are just normal Sultans.

He said characters, retard weeb, at least your filename properly describes you.

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>Try setup
>Shitter quits in loading screen

>Try Setup
>20 mins searching for players
>Mission starts
>Shitter kills himself

>Try Prison Break heist
>Get through the prison
>Pilot crashes his fucking plane

>Try another setup
>Shitter runs me over at the start and kills me

>One more setup
>Guy can't get away from cops
>IS shot dead

WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT FUCKKKK SAKE PLEASE ADD SOFTCORE HEISTS WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A 10 MINUTE LOADING SCREEN EVERY TIME SOMEONE FUCKS IT PLEASE GOD HELP ME.

Watch out, someone will shit their own pants and screech at you for naming your own character.

I didn't know not naming there was an option

It's not, people are just retarded; How dare you name your character?!

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All you did was hit the tip

tonk2stronk

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U still mad elena??? lol

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I'm not even the Elenafag, the only one who's mad here is the guy who piss themselves in anger that people name their own characters.

By the way, saying "lol" signifies butthurtry, so try not to make it so obvious the next time.

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so, does the Duke of Death has any practical use? Or is it just another eye-candy

Join me and some boys up for evening heists whenever we need a 4th

If you're a returning player, it's a free armored car that can survive one explosive and is virtually bulletproof when fully upgraded except that it's harder for you to shoot at people, unlike the Kuruma.

No one was angry, they were just making fun of naming characters, lololololololol

Nice extra chromosomes

yeah, but it hast that pretty big open window in front, which is the only place you can shoot from.
Which makes me thing it'll be more lethal to use than most of the regular cars when driving backwards

And since you are required to name a character anyway, that just proves you to be more autistic. By the way, you're still butthurt.

It's extremely heavy and will smash other cars if you ram them and you can "only" get shot through the slits in the front and the side windows. For balance's sake you can only aim out the windows at these angles, red for driver, blue for passenger

ive shot a few at a guy running everyone over. was he cheating?

Looks like elena is still a little bit butthurt lolololololololol

It can't take that many direct hit explosives but if you hit the ground next to it it can tank a few more before exploding

can't you shoot the driver straight from the front?
youtube.com/watch?v=cqRrSRxPwvw (mute the video asap)

very well.

Yeah, through the slits

Oh, do continue screeching and projecting in anger, maybe that'll eventually solve your insecurities.

fug :DDD

literally who the fuck is elena and why are people sperging about them

Screeching and projecting lolololololol

there's a difference between putting a name while creating the character
and naming the screenshots after you autistic name

It's hard to believe that someone else plays Viscera Cleanup Detail.

Someone posted their female character and named her, somehow people are assblasted about it.

I really don't understand what's wrong with naming characters. I even named my male character after my own real name.

Some kids named their characthers and others were laughing, the kid that named his character elena was butthurt and all that shit

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This

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Which is, quite literally and without a single sense of irony, what you're doing.

Continue being mad about having a burnt ass.

Elena plz stop, u are just mad, calm down, that happen like a month ago

please stop bullying the elena fag
it's not his fault he has autism

Two guys named their own female characters a month or so ago and a faggot started screeching in the most ass-blasted manner about them ever since.

He was so mad about that he even replies to his own comments multiple times just to continue the "lol" and "HAHAHA" chain, this is an uncharted level of autism.

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Still believing I'm the Elena fag, aren't you? Oh well, if you wanna have your head that far up your ass, be my guest, you're still salty as fuck about two names.

Hell, I remember when you started sperging about them when no one even posted them or any character a couple of generals ago, and you're calling /me/ the mad one? You're the strongest projector in the entirety of Veeky Forums.

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lololololololololololololololol

I did this too, but I thought it would display it in game. I guess it's better that it doesn't.

I named my character after myself by accident.

I thought it was asking for MY name, not theirs.

Which is fine, no one can see the name except for yourself in the character selection screen, you can also rename them for free in the same selection screen.

slick sunglasses

Unless you name the screenshots like those kids

If something so minor like that truly hurts you, then we all know who's the kid here.

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>Victoria
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I find it funny because it's the same thing the guys in TESG do for their waifus.
That's the kind of person you're associating yourself with.

lolololololololol

ESSKEY REMAINS STRONG

If all they do is give them a name and not roleplay as them, that's fine, but stretching your autism from one general to other irrelevant generals is a sad thing to do.

But they dont get it, they are in full denial lol

what's elenas social club name?

The3rdType

YourMothersBull

akillerbee

Futa4U

I'm just saying there's a specific kind of concentrated autism that kills threads like fleas on 14th century rats and screenshots named after characters are a big red flag for "that" kind of people being just around the corner.

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>tfw too slow to see the deleted t h i c c pic

>it's a plain "drive to the garage" source mission with no npc enemies

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>he doesn't know of Veeky Forums archives
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/176657435/#176664292

well that's just repulsive

I'm stopping by Cluckin' Bell, what do you guys need?

Why are asses so terrible in this game

Lazy modelers and reduced resources.

they're average, i'm glad the females don't look like 15 year old anime babes with huge tits

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Not a fan of the models given to our characters either, but not everyone has to have the ass and body of a pornstar.

>people think this is thicc

>when the parents leave their child unattended in the market

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The female player character ass looks really good in suit pants and the biker shorts, I don't know why. Doesn't look unreasonably good in any other clothes, but those two, damn.

>Rockstar updates the servers to be region locked with protection from modding tools
>Rockstar implements singleplayer content like animals, physics, npc/car variety, etc. into online without hindering latency
>Rockstar updates GTAO's lobbying system to be more intuitive and streamlined for everyone's convenience
>Rockstar adds jetpacks to the game

You can only choose one.

The first.

>Rockstar implements singleplayer content like animals, physics, npc/car variety, etc. into online without hindering latency
>Rockstar updates GTAO's lobbying system to be more intuitive and streamlined for everyone's convenience
Really hard choice between these two.

Does physics include stuff like player character hair and clothes? I want to see my hair blow back when I'm driving a convertible.

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Yes, and things like being able to fly out of your windshield when crashing at high speeds.

>dedicated servers and proper anti-cheat
>extra details that will still hinder latency anyway
>option that can be integrated with the first anyway
>quirky meme items that will be exclusive to Online and no one will use a couple of weeks later because it is so easy for jets to kill you

First one is the only good choice, really.

Post your characters and I'll roast them.

>no topless option for infernus classic and turismo classic
I'm so fucking mad god damn it

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You can start with 's replies.

Shit protection compared to the kuruma, which has retarded one way windows except for a tiny spot.

youtu.be/rHs_kAp5qi4