/meg/ - Mass Effect General

You are here forever edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/5jruMbPw

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.06 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/05/09/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-06-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/05/09/patch-1-06-combat-balance-updates/

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Angara are for gassing!

cease

All gays and aliens deserve death!

I want to smooch Ashley!

Cora is cute

Jaal must be turned into food!

ashley's been dead for 600 years by now awg

it's time to move on and have sweaty anal sex with cora

Angara are for breeding!!

I love Jaal!

So is Mass Effect dead? Will we get any DLC for Andromeda, SP or MP?

nth for fresh femtur fanfic
fanfiction.net/s/12486590/1/The-Long-Way-Home

Why did Protheans not colonize Andromeda?

And what do we do with angaran offspring?

Angara genocide NOW. Remove squid rabbit filth.

pls stop falseflagging. i just want to enjoy my husbando in peace

there is no better feeling in this galaxy than burning angarans alive

kill 'em all.

But I'm no falseflagging? Lots of people like him.

>sweaty anal sex with cora

Well, that don't sounds too bad.
Besides, my Shepard had a full life with Ashley. Full of sweaty sex and licking her olive skinned abs.

Before i commit to reading, is it any good user?

>angaran ship
>nexus
Wut

breading

crunchy angaran snacks

Why didn't the Leviathans? Why didn't the countless species prior to the protheans?

So is Heleus Icon supposed to be the Pathfinder's personal ultimate armor deal? Since it's "ultra rare" and says it's a fusion of kett and remnant technology fused with Pathfinder implants

>femtur fic
>good
mutually exclusive

>Jaal
>Lots of people like him

stop posting shitty and cringey art then. it's understandable why everyone here thinks all jaalfags are fat tumblr women when you post shit like that

It was right there when Suvi said something about an angara corpse floating through the wreckage.

Why do I keep making weebums

/meg/ is so rude. I hate you all!

added comments that accurately reflect the crew's attitude

I can't tell if it's bad mocap or if the dead face animation is the reason why it looks so fucking awful

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Both

Also anyone else getting this no visor glitch?

People were hoping for a quarian ark expansion in june/july but it hasn't been announced.

So much salt.

Yeah, I played that part yesterday and she didn't have a visor. Vetra is cuter like this.

I do really like the effect of the tech armour.

>salt
>mad
Find some new knee-jerk replies.

whoops, here it is with less chink

Grow up.

I wrote it and drew the pic so my assessment might be biased. But since I put it up last night it got a few faves, so I guess it can't be too trash. In any case if you like femtur stuff its got a healthy mix of fluff and lewd.

So there's probably not going to be any DLC then, correct? The studio has been transitioned to a support role for other studios and the series is officially on hiatus.

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someone edit so she's vomiting and laughing, while hitting and telling him no

>Grow up

what do you mean?

Ancient alien pyramids?

TUMMY KISSU!

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Venus dimples KISSU!

i wish there was some kind of targeted biological weapon that would allow the jaarden to wipe out their greatest mistake

Hopefully there's a kill switch

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why

Has anyone noticed in multiplayer that enemies still tend to know where you are whenever you tactical cloak?

I've watched Pariahs circle around me blatantly staring at me for the duration, adhis will latch on to me while cloaked, and I just went down because something kept shooting at me after I cloaked.

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bamboozled again

You were lagging. Host your own games and you will see the difference

Would be interesting if the Jardaan built genetic or bioelectricity based controls and instructions in the Angara.

When Jaal finds that his species is artificial, his initial reaction is numb confusion. But he moves on very quickly, goes in awe, ecstatic about their future "beyond the kett war" and so on. His reaction seems programmed in such a way that he doesn't see Jardaan as a possible enemy. His usual emotional range misbehaves here. At least that's how I interpreted it.

I wondered if it was lag but

>Pariahs circle around me blatantly staring at me for the duration, adhis will latch on to me while cloaked

Seems odd for both of those to be lag related as well. I mean maybe if the adhi latched on at the start of cloak, but it happened twice in a row in the middle of the duration.

Also, why the dick does it take so long to get players to actually join when hosting yourself?

>p2p matchmaking and netcode in 2017

>be for honor
>$60 online only game
>their netcode is p2p
how can they get away with this

Wawit, you have to pay to play the multiplayer?

Really?

Do they think they can charge people a fee to play such a boring and shallow multiplayer?

Really?

nevermind me, im a faggot. I thought p2p meant Pay to Play, instead of Peer to Peer.

The fucking acronyms and jargon nowadays confuses me.

Minimal server-side infrastructure, lower costs down the line. Doesn't matter, people buy these games anyway, so why improve anything?

ME:A multiplayer does have microtransactions.

Human Jaal?

Sara's pussy is for Jaal's seed.

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>Jaal will never knot inside of you

he looks like a dessicated corpse

Which game had the best soundtrack in the series and why was it Mass Effect 2

This is what Jaal deserves.

Delet

>playing multiplayer
>team's doing well for the most part, an occasional down
>doing your best not to go down
>running around reviving someone whenever they do go down
>finally go down because got caught
>get executed near instantly
>rest of round is a shitshow of teammates constantly going down

Freaking hell

2 definitely had the best music

>that main theme
>those Tali themes
>those Grunt themes

hnnnng

Plus I'm a sucker for main themes playing during big climactic events.

Honestly the whole suicide mission was great.

Wishful thinking, but I think it would have been neat for it to have been more fleshed out so it's either kind of like an explorable zone you work your way through while commanding all your groups or else letting you switch manual control between groups/specialists in each segment (meaning actually controlling a squadmate and not Shepard 100% of the time).

>being bad
>not being good

>Wishful thinking, but I think it would have been neat
Wait for Mass Effect Remastered in five years.

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Jaal is the Male Peebee

This.

no.
cease false flagging spamming. i beg. jaalfags are already hated as it is.

>jaalfags are already hated as it is.
rightly so

>tfw the fat grill jaalfag managed to piss off some faggot so much that he's browsing tumblr just to post shitty art to make more people hate jaal, even though most of the actual jaalfags are quiet and peaceful beings

I have no problems with people being Jaal fags, but the ones who refuse to accept that he (like all the other aliens) is a freakish spacemonsters and post cutesy tumblr drawings should be shot. Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

Vetra is cute.

Indeed

I prefer the first game.
Then again, I prefer the first game in regards to most things.

tfw read all the good femtur fanfics now i don't know what to do with my life :(

it's called "decication"

Just a quick Andromeda MP question.

Is the Dhan Shotgun suppose to do so much damage? I mean it's so high on Bronze I can one-shot Chosen and two-shot Anointed and Destined.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

Solar stream.
>youtu.be/SwS3qKSZUuI
It looks so nuts.

They boosted its damage a lot in the last update. So yeah I think it was intended.

I mean it does so much damage that honestly it wouldn't make sense to use another gun.

It's only drawback is the low ammo capacity but I barely run into that problem by always camping by an ammo-crate.

Nice.

Do good in your life user and be rewarded with your waifu in the afterlife.