ITT : Absolute Madman Cars

Post cars that has the most outrageous performance or styling that could drop the panties of a girl 12,000 lightyears away.

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>be '80s Renault
>want in on that sweet early Group B action
>take regular R5, rip out rear seats
>put transmission where rear seats used to be
>put in 1.4l inline 4 pushrod engine
>boost the everloving fuck out of it
>make road version for homologation purposes

nice viper

It's like the Viper's madder, more deranged cousin.

is this a thread about red cars that look like a bunch of poorly fitting spare parts stuck together?

is yellow also ok?

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Fuck these are some ultra-badass cars I've never even heard of. I guess this is my new fetish.

Bitch please, Group 5 had some insane cars.

>those wheels
Fuck me, those are sexy

The wide body on this McLaren really gets me going

>Tomy
d'aww

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Basically anything from Group B was for madmen

The only panties being dropped are the ones sad neckbeards from Veeky Forums are wearing that they bought used from Japan.

This might look tacky but it packs some serious performance.

2015 S-Class Brabus Rocket 900
>6.3 V12 Biturbo
>peak power output of 662 kW / 900 hp (887 bhp)
>peak torque of 1,500 Nm (1,106 lb-ft).
>0-60mph in 3.7 seconds.
>22 inch optional wheels

Cars are for fucking faggots and baby boomers.

Go and subscribe to a gay porn website.

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What did he mean by this?

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>be lancia
thats it really

Filth, complete and utter filth.....shouldnt be allowed on a sfw board.

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step aside normies

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Hehehe

Maddest car ITT.

I've fapped to this car

750hp and 750kg's, 80's technology, Yeah.

This, good taste user

where can i get wheels like that?

It's not that intense, I don't know what all the hype is about. A Cobra replica with a modern engine has the same power to weight ratio. A Cobra is like a go kart compared to a speed 12.

but that bastard v12 makes the cobra v8 look like a play toy

how in the hell would this pass any kind of inspection or test in California?

Does the 25 year rule apply in cali?

That's the import law you're thinking of, no? I thought it was '72 and older for smog. But I don't know what Cali's laws are, actually.

Well that is an old beetle, it might be old enough to not have to abide by smog regulations.

>youtube.com/watch?v=-PZ5J3GLSYI&t=

It's fucking California.

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>rollin hydrocarbons

anything with a Toyota 503e

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>go to inspection centre
>tell them it's a green energy wind turbine
>drive away with no test, a pass and applause
>immediately go kill children/elderly

I think we're getting a little off track

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R30 and R31 are best skyline

Is that a birdcage?

Meanwhile is spitting smelly black fumes all over the inspection staff. Nice free text though made me Kek

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If you want to compare the rarest of the cobras to the TVR then you'd be wrong.

The Cobra Super Snake, of which only two ever existed and only one still exists today, was an 800 horsepower beast, that could go 0-60 in 3.2 seconds, which is faster than the TVR's 3.5s

The cobra also has a top speed of 190mph, you might think this pales in comparison to the TVR's 240mph, but really its a limitation of gears rather than power.

Both cars also weigh within 50lbs of eachother.
You wouldn't want to fuck with either car.

That's a Ferrari 330 P3/4.
This is a Maserati birdcage.

T H I C C

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Would this be the car Benzman would drive if he had to tear up the toe-gay?

Bill Cosby almost killed himself in one... I guess that would have been a better legacy, poor guy.
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The other being CSX 3303 built for Bill Cosby. CSX 3303 was a 1967 427 street car retained by Shelby American as a PR car and then made into a Super Snake for Bill Cosby. Cosby's record album titled "200 MPH" attests to the fact of why he only drove it once before returning it to Shelby American. Shelby American sold it to S and C Motors in San Francisco, who then sold it to their customer, Tony Maxey. Maxey destroyed himself and CSX 3303 by driving off of a cliff and into the Pacific Ocean.

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>rapes fuckton of people
>"poor guy"
Rapist sympathizers must be destroyed.

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Why was this car made to look like a normie E-Class?

i was wondering the same thing.
somehow makes it more badass

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Pic related. It was built for LM with sole purpose of setting the top speed record on Mulsanne. They just didn't give a shit

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Do you want fries with that ?

dat supercharger sound

Race on sunday, sell on monday.
GT1 cars also needed a few street legal homologation models, it's simpler to use existing parts that are already approved for street usage.

>that twingo face

fucking renault lol

Looks like an emo viper

it's 75 and older, friendo.

1000hp V10+manual transmission
Can be had without the tacky bodykit

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Engines in both ends ?

Actually he would drive an 86 trueno sprinter and own a tofu shop

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935 tho

Just a V8 in the middle.

Why

same reason as the double engined a class

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tvr wins

These count right?