Dota 2 General - /d2g/

And you go back to /R/eddit. There you can discuss topics without worrying about anything else, cuck.

>posting about awful forced esbords when real esbords are on

can we have a vg dota 2 discord

(the reddit on is garbage)

Are you guys watching our boy win this Gwent tournament?

not this shit again

Does anyone know the song that was at the bts stream at the end?

discord is shit m8

Fuck off Pete.

>Vishra : 26 year old gamer from Philadelphia. I've played Magic, Yugioh, Hearthstone, and a dozen other card games competitively over the years, as well as a bunch of other games.

>gets 3-0'd

No

no fuck off with your erp shit

We already did and it killed this fucking general.

Fuck off and fuck you.

>20 posts early

At least it's not a dota 2 gen thread.

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lmao peters a fucking retard.

>13 years old

?

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>Pajeet
>Not getting 3-0'd

Pick 1, this street shitter is probably the card game version of bulba.

uh fourteen you shitlord

she will be a strung out fish by the time she's old enough to drink

give me the rundown on these guys

a quick one?

umm can you guys plz post your dotafus thanks

>ppd about to get reversed swept

Can I post two?

delet

stop posting pictures of my wife????

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Is she jewish?

>nipples
normie...

What is he on battlecup? Which team?

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twitch tv/cdprojektred

That's a slav nose, not a jew nose

Why's half of my Luna set upgraded and half not, when I haven't got 40 stars yet?

P P D
P
D

SAY MY NAME

CAN ANYONE BEAT PPD

OUR BOY PPD TAKIN IT 3-0
>I've never heard of him

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>win TI5
>become millionaire CEO
>win 100k from some random nonname card game tournament that he picked up for kicks
Is PPD the greatest videogame player of all time?

Uh, 3-1???

So cool to see how they killed all the attraction for the old school players.
Kick 2GD, throw in a monkey like Slacks who can entertain the 13yrs old autist audience who made the screaming gameplay sub-humans on youtube rich.
Raise skill floor, lower skill cap.
Move away from almost daily games between t1 teams to once every 2 months at best.
Compare the english "talent" crew of Dota2 to that of any other big game out there, even Lol since you delusional autists like to pretend this game is doing any better than it. Monotone, blank, repetitive, autistsic and pondering to the 13yrs old community.
The only reason the pro's haven't left yet is because there's good money to be made while pretending to give a fuck about the 3ks who constantly worship them on reddit every day. You laugh at twitch cam whores while the pro players of this game are doing just the same thing, milking gullible, naive and socially inexperienced nerds of their money and providing them with 0 value entertainment in exchange.
The visual aberrations that the cosmetics have turned into, each new one trying to outdo the other to justify spending some more money on them while giving close to nothing to the artists what run the show.
All the newfags that came in after 2014 or the absolute brain-dead dogs who have been playing this game for over 8 years yet somehow still manage to be 4k and comment here daily discrediting any negative feed back with fallacies.
There is no cure for your misery. Just end it already, put a bullet in your heads. It will never get better. I promise you.

>Slavs hire a skirt to do interview
Noice

When does he play next?

>ppd won

wtf maut is a grill now?

offlane treant

POO POO

PEE PEE

DEEEEEE

DOESNT MATTER

>I got lucky
How can anybody seriously play card games?

twitter.com/zai_2002/status/863463715261349888

SAY MY NAME

wait what I thought ppd was just playing gwent for fun

did he actually win a tournament?

Remember when Serpent Wards did damage?

remember when mek was a good item?

Not yet, he's in the semis though.
Just knocked out some guy who from what I gather is one of the few 'pro' gwent players

He's in the semifinals.

what the fuck

Yeah they're definitely not the reason to pick SS any more

BLAACK HOOOOOLLLEEEEEE

all card games boil down to a decision tree with very little actual stategy

When is the semifinal?

when does ppd play again in this gay ass boardgame

SHIT QUID

Why aren't we watching this?

Depends on how bad the pick order for the cards is, what is effective, and how combo heavy the game is.
Gwent is far better at strategy than Hearthstone, IE. That said, Hearthstone isn't a hard benchmark to beat, its very basic due bad game mechanics.

holy shit I completely forgot
fuck ppd, barnyyy is casting let's do this shit

i'd rather watch ppd play not-hearthstone

Anybody remember when Barny used to stream Reign of Kings? That was the funniest shit.

>not naming it "frog9.jpg"

that's Ice1 m8

>15 viewers

holy shit quake champions runs like shit

anyway 7-18 on my first deathmatch with massive frame drops and twice the ping of everyone else isn't that bad. few days of practice and I'll destroy 2gd

you mean the gayest shit, his streams were dull as fuck unless he played dota

Get in here boys!

Best thing I've ever seen on twitch

Mouz are deep into disband territory now.

stop shilling you degenerate barney fag

Bogaboys, if youre here.

ggwp

>not watching match of the century The Goofballs v BRB Buying Abyssal

lol greekboys

>play ranked
>losing streak
>rage quit
>promoted to low priority
>suddenly winning all games
>back to ranked
>start losing again
Can someone explain this meme to me? I am tired of playing like this.

Say that to my face and not online.
This is what I look like!

who's the hidden op on 7.05 and why its gyro?

Pugna is the sleeper op

>Get tired of Dota 2, it's a shit game objectively
>Blizzard made Brood War free
>multiplayer is more fun and hard
>it's actually strategic
>even if you lose it feels alright and you learned something for next time
>winning brings satisfaction

>matumba

i cant think of a nice shitpost so ill just wish you guys are having a nice day and dont forget to tell your family that you love them so much.

there comes the day that dota might devour your existence so you would rather tell your loved ones how special they are and thank them for you giving you internet and making your "gamer" life possible.

When you've come to the point that you hate yourself and everybody else, don't forget that your family is still there to love you and there's more life than dota.

I love you user, cheers~