/4ccg/ - I'd like a large EXTRA THICC edition

>/y/

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>8(3)

Fuck off.

will /y/ ever be anything but a meme team?

B A C K H E E L

Reminder that Max and Tomato didn't test a single game

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Will he be in Summer? It would be funny seeing him in a Veeky Forums hosted cup

Reminder that /a/ let Koala make tactics

DAVID FOSTER WAAAAAAAALLACE

Where's that fat ref from? I think I remember seeing him in Sabagebu.

Group F is the 2 GD group.

this is my favourite new meme

Not the start we were looking for. But when ya strikers decide to have an off day, what can ya do? At least we went for it without going full meme. Still 2 games to go. Thanks again for the support from the loyal dozen.

>Ramen is fucking brainless
>Max, Tomato, and anyone else in the council do jack shit
>nobody knows how to do anything but blame people who aren't themselves for fucking up
>/a/ have lost to completely unchanged /out/ three times in the past year+ because of this
PES14 /m/-tier dysfunction. Almost worth /merit/ being too AB/a/ to do the sensible thing and put the entire council down.

> Roo and Sou commentating

Oh boy, it's the Stoner Bros.

So far, /u/ is still the only weeb team to have won their match. Let's see if /e/ can turn that around.

What's with Komachi's tits being so low?

They also the only pot 1 team to win their first game

Portugal will win eurovision
cap this

/4ccg/ on pooicide watch.

Tomato, Max and the other testers did nothing because they're all busy with IRL issues.
Of course, don't let that stop you from labeling this as an half-hearted excuse and resume shitposting.

ΕΛΛΑΣ

SACK BEBOP

Now that just isn't true.

/mlp/ will promote just to show up /a/ just the tiniest bit.

I hate ponyfuckers, but you have to admit they always managed to piss people off. I have faith in their shitposting energies.

>having faith in maydave 2.0

BUT FIRST

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

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See:

>San Marino

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>tfw this is the first cup since winter 2014 i have absolutely zero desire to watch
am i growing up guys?

well you're still posting here

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This is some FIFA tier spaghetti

Most of the cool and bandwagonable teams are in the elite t.b.h

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I play it in the backround unless I care about the result

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>furry on a commentary lecturing people about their shit fetishes
now that's rich

footfags ARE disgusting though

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not as disgusting as wanting to stick it into a kangaroo

Well it's time

wow it's as if /u/ /soc/ and /e/ are the only good pot 1 teams

>shit marino

Ah, there he is.
That motherfucker.
What a tool.

We get to listen to more of /soc/'s eclectic tastes.

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how do we fix this shit

>people made the mistake of rating a guy who lost to TWINKY

pes17 is beyond manager's control

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t. shitter

I've asked for someone to take over for the last two years. If you want to manage, feel free after submitting proof of browsing Veeky Forums.

It was a really close match. Probably the best one so far.

It's true though

Close loss to one of the best teams in the babby. I don't think there's much to laugh at.

Why can't I give you my tactics and you use them for me?

taken from "The Book Of Generic Manager Excuses", 2013 edition

You still don't rate a guy who got dominated by goddamn Twinky and got saved from the fetus by PESing /n/ nigga

>having any control over corners
>control over headerslol
>control over retarded spaghetti shit
>control over defenders being retarded tools that don't pass

Or do you really believe having knowledge of "how pes works" would guarantee 100% success rate?

why can't you simply become a manager then? It's no much more than submitting the tactics

He's doing pretty ok for a guy who makes an export at the last minute without trying.

nope, but shifting the odds to be 60% - 70% in your favour should be enough to not consistently suck

>rating anyone that isn't JB, Smugleaf, Groudon, and Sarg/Feedback

A cup without the 4 only good teams in the cup feels so boring.

Because he probably doesn't browse Veeky Forums, or is Durgen or some other banned person.

and in the crucial moments PES will fuck you over again and again

this is my favorite new meme

the former

>shifting the odds to be 60% - 70% in your favour
Will guarantee that during matchday the dice will fall on the 30% - 40%

if it's "over again and again", it's the managing issue.

>60% - 70%
That's too much.
When one retardation by AI can cause you the game odds seize to exist.

It's time

This is the mentality of managers who lose because they're bad and don't accept it's because they're bad.

You mean like when Bebop passed back with a wide open goal for no apparent reason, losing the game?

I don't think that is just PES, though, but settings like how likely someone is to pass being too high, but hey, I don't play PES so I don't know.

what's this spicy meme all about?

I said CONSISTENTLY. It's okay to be PES'd from time to time, but if the team is near the bottom of the barrel over multiple seasons, they can't blame it all on bad luck without sounding like a whiny bitches

The Bebop back pass was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen

That's just PES17 for you. Strikers decision making in this game is very bad.

and /out/ had 8(8) and only scored 3. Nice excuses.

paging Shakes
I understand that the car blenders are shorter than actual cars to not obstruct too much view on ball, but can't they be simply proportionally smaller? Those oval tires look kinda silly

>waited all day for Veeky Forums
>stream goes kapot
oh well

>Veeky Forums

>only
>scored
>3
this aint PES16 buddy

This is the mentality of someone that thinks PES is a perfect machine that will always do what you want when you want. That is, someone that hasn't even watched a PES game, let alone played it.

Bebop refused to score, at least your players tried.

No it's the mentality of somebody who's a manager who accepts that I'm mediocre and is learning more things with each cup because I don't make excuses for losing.