>All Truckers Are Driving Fatigued And On Drugs All The Time Edition
Brevious Bread: >44 tonnes of tubulars
>34tires with hub oil leaking onto them
>Sign that lease! I dare you! Sign that lease! I double dare you motherfucker!
>CDL how do? Private driving school or community college, or use one of your three genie granted wishes
>Megacompanies don't care about you or your petty concerns like sleep, eating food, going to the bathroom or that troublesome humanity
>Something about black people probably
>Swift: Best off bridge deck
>No touch dryvan is baby-tier trucking
Attention:
>Robots are gay, and full automation won't replace drivers until long after we are all dead
>Buh, but muh automated planes and trains!
>Patently false, and also nobody cares
That is all.
>Truckerfag does all his shitposting with Netscape Navigator 3.2
>Freon is sitting in his Guy Fieri Limited Edition Peterbilt missing Big Red
>Bepis is slowly getting the heat madness that comes from being too close to the equator
>Oilfag is sitting in the middle of a field watching frac guys mill about like ants
>Doublesfag is somewhere yelling at his wife about 48" sleepers as you read this
>Primefag is heading towards Bonneville at 62 MPH, should be there by next years races
>Whiney to become employed and able to provide for his dakimura again
>Balam got that good ganja mon, he a real bad bwoi
>Donkeyis relaxingwith a cup of soycaf in a cheap coffin motel in the Redmond Barrens after completing a matrix run against Lone Star
>EF is considering buying an automatic International Lonestarwith elogs, 61mph governer, Bendix Wingman automatic braking/cruise and 30 second idle shutdown