Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>Xyclopz isn't allowed to cast anymore because he called a girl a grill during a cast
nice game dotards

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He made a racially insensitive joke involving Enigma and his eidolons engaging in relaxation in the forest and alluding to them being of the African American persuasion

lacoste isn't good either, he's just another funny accent meme caster

he's casting right now on bts2

said
>Enigma chilling in the forest with his nigmas
brety funny

But you can actually understand Lacoste
I still have no idea what the fuck xyclopse is saying half the time

high TEST!!!!!!!!

If multiple blink daggers had separate cooldowns would anyone actually buy 2 or more?

>racially insensitive joke
besides me and jubei I don't think there are a lot of black people who watch dota

I'd purchase 6 on AM

any1 else dc from us battlecup?

make it the same for force staves and you've got a pretty epic batrider build

>1 blink 5 force batrider
beautiful

Fata's such a retard

whoever wins this is just going to get stomped Mason anyway

>Fata
>playing the Futa

besides being good, what the best thing to do to gethigh mmr while calibrating since you cant do that zues/oracle thing to calibrate at 4k

>blood shord
kotlguy's itemization programming needs a firmware upgrade

>whoever is on their home server wins

Every single match involving the SA teams this week has been the same shit

>big black holes
UNNNFFFFFFF

>secret lost to this team

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give me a fun relaxing fuckaround hero for the last game of the night please

>Latency matters
Who would have thought?

my last three games were 5 cores, and two of them people stole my lane

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/6b1j0s/massive_server_crash_on_battlecup/

Underlord

You'd think the tournament organisers would take it into account

WK

>have some fun
>buy the pass
>have shit games
>regret

dotaaaaaaards

Techies

>orchid naix
signs that the game is going to hell

>every hero must stick to the correct build!!!!!!!

There's a game for people like you

Just EE things

>Envy begins the throw

My pudge just lost to a chen mid. Dude said he was 3k mmr. I'm just getting tired of all these guys smurfing in my rank. Hard enough to get out of 1k but with all these people who come in and rofle stomp my teams lanes with XD random heroes its annoying.

source

I didn't say you shouldn't ever get it. it's sub optimal though

exhentai.org/g/743968/e30bf1df2d/

unexpected but thanks

this pic looks like bulldogs gf

BRS MAD AF

>fountain killing dc'd players
Are envy and FATA autistic?

>dc without calling gg
They deserve it

>tfw trying out solar crest into hurricane pike tb build
no single man should have this much power

>3k mmr.
But that's, like, below average

NP v Thunderbirds in 14min on Epicenter

>this ee es build
Veil isn't a must anymore?

no, magic damage ember has been nerfed pretty significantly if im not mistaken

>Summit 1st place prize money
>42k dollarydoos

the fucking happened, i remember it was like 300k when Black^ won?

LD already kikeing out on cash for his golddigger wife ?

Didn't they have a compendium back then or chests?

what happened to the BRs, why were they so salty

drafted a garbage shit lineup like dumb monkeys and expected to win

>start game
>our lineup is looking pretty good so far
>got a weaver so we'll probably get easy mmr
>i go enchantress because she's my "get out of the trench" hero
>obviously i call the jungle
>now it's just time for our last guy to pick a support and-
>he instalocks WK
>okay i guess i'll support the weaver even though it isn't ideal
>weaver instantly wastes his mana pool trying (and failing) to dodge PA daggers
>starts putting levels into geminate
>"hey, geminate isn't really good in the early game. you should max out your W first because it's a really good escape and it does a lot of damage early"
>"ARE YOU THE AUTHORITY ON WEAVER?"
>"JUST TRUST ME, YOU'LL SEE WHEN I CARRY US LATE GAME"
>okay buddy
>weaver eventually decides he'll solo push rather than fight with team
>gets courier killed 3 FUCKING TIMES doing this
>eventually after a lot of sneaky play we get megas
>say that we should organize a push and just end the game down mid
>"OKAY YOU GUYS DO THAT I'M JUST GONNA SPLIT PUSH"
>b-but we're going to the same place
>we've taken every objective, there's no reason to split push
>"JUST TRUST ME!"
>after 85 minutes of stalemate we finally get the throne
>"SEE I TOLD YOU GUYS I COULD CARRY US"
>weaver, one of the slipperiest and hardest hitting heroes in the game ends with less kills and more deaths than an enchantress
Why the fuck did I calibrate when I first started playing? I swear to god I run into one of these guys every 5 games. I wasn't even being an asshole; I was offering constructive criticism but he just wouldn't take it.

>be troll warlord
>buy sange and yasha
>now a racecar
wtf

>ill just make shit up
wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_Summit/1

DONT YOU EVER FUCKING SHIT TALK OUR JEW AGAIN YOU DUMB KOT POSTER

you show him, dude

Summit 2 is the one i remember

300k prizepool

now it's 100k

that's quite the NOSEdive

tfw no fellatio hero

Hasn't been that way in a while. Think the Valve major format affected it. Besides it's just a T2 tournament for dead game.

>bassilus + Morbid + Headress = +24 damage
>Vladimir = +9~ Damage

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im going to have fantasies of them having a secret dom/sub lifestyle with eachother, where the one on the left is the sub to the one on the right

she's all like, if you want a lick you have to beg, and nigress 2 is all like "h-here..? ok miss.."

and then she gets pegged hourly, and slapped if she speaks out

they even play games to see how far they can go in front of their family or in public, and the one on the left trains her to be an obedient slut toy

lifestealer

devil frog 3?

>hey, geminate isn't really good in the early game.

why do you think you can give advice if you have no idea what the fuck youre talking about?

geminate is trash early. Q and W are way better.

geminate early is better if you're going offlane.
ill go 1/4/4 if i im dominating the lane 5 mins in, but if im not getting my farm, i go 4/4/1 so i could jungle instead.

1/4/4 is better because you can dive towers and harass carries with it. everytime germinate is up, ill use it to the hero.

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cute

>Name my cat.webm

I'm sick of 3k+ HP heroes
Make it stop
Make AA great again, please. Please icefrog, break him in the next patch somehow. Please.

>Percentage based damage
Boom, suddenly viable

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>CIS won DotA when it was at it's initial peak
>USA won DotA when it was at it's true peak
>China had mixed wins but because chinks and chink teams are not people but interchangable cogs nobody remembers them
>EU has basically only won minor lans

>you will never have money to cashout on a gold digging whore

nice

fuckin sweet

cute!

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Which board would do a coloring?

probably one of the scaley ones

/trash/. I can almost guarantee it. Ask /scaile/ or one of the drawfag threads

How do I battle pass abuse, taking away my double down points was the last straw

lobby? idk

*irrelevant hero since release*

*>> to year 20zz*
*you go for this 25 -200 range*
*irrelevant ias 20 needed health*
*this is not good 15 this is good*
*mediocre stats 10 ok ms*

*>100th*
*Popularity*

*

neat

Chen?

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>haven't played in while
>get the urge to play again just to hear the voice of Dr. Kleiner

>website exists for banter

>add new board for it