Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>decide to play support
>team suddenly become bumbling idiots

like magic

>Married
That's not tyrande you cucklord.

>-SWALLOWING TILL THE LAST DROP

t.leofeeder blames the team
the movie

Archon is good if youre playing from behind
Wall is good if you actually have a good team, and its amazing on some maps
Both are kinda bad til 20 though

post you're top 5 highest level heroes

I want to see all my jizz disappear into the black fathom that is her face

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I've never been so salty seeing my team throw a game. We had boss pushing down to core and our sonya was still getting merc camps.

This was just an excuse to post your Leoric

ok

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>mfw playing anub'arak in qm
>literally immortal
>stuns for days
>thinking they can handle this nonsense

What character will bring me the same pleasure of
>1v5 you lose
as Anub?

tfw zul'jin tosses an axe as hes getting murdered 1v5 and it wipes your team because he died and it has maximum overkill damage

Try anub on braxis in the middle of the zerg wave with locust swarm

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when

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

in hearthstone

It's funny how often people will claim it's not their fault they lost, but then outright refuse to provide evidence.

who cares the only night elf girl we need we already got
wheres kel thuzad

r u guys gonna bully me

Mom. Surprisingly good duelist.

Zagara fucks shit during lane phase, she can easily 1v3 a lane, and you spam "Come to mama" while doing it.

WC3 version or gtfo

lol fag

>try hammer
>32% of team damage
hammer stronk

Hammer is only as strong as she is ignored most of the time.

Place your bets

Bettin it all on you, baby.

>QM
Left takes the win in the late game

You're at Dragon Shire and this girl(?) slaps your ass. wat do?

Blue

fuck me forgot pic

lick her abs

Swooce right in and out then switch places

She better finish what she started.

Are you playing 2014's version of hots still?

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>you're at dragon shire
I wish, user.

Which mega bundle has the most overpowered heroes?

People keep saying that the assassin pack is the best, but at the same time I keep seeing people saying that assassins are shit, that only hurt the team long term and they're mostly over nerfed and shit.

try playing Zagara against a Genji, see if you still think Zag even remotely resembles something that can be considered as good

wat tallents 4 auriel??

radius on sweep

Is handholding and gentle cuddling too lewd?

the good ones

Where's Cairne lol?

fuck you meant talents and not level 4

r8

Your loyalty is noted.

t-thanks

how can I get little hearths on my characters?

set them as your favorites

>I keep seeing people saying that assassins are shit, that only hurt the team long term and they're mostly over nerfed and shit.
Where are you seeing that?

Chris Metzen hero when?

I'm looking for a cute bottom boy to play with, role can be anything. I'm a plat-diamond player, so I can teach you a few things if you are still looking for your place on the game. I love cute boys using a million emotes, so don't be shy with me.

Abathur buffs when?

tonight

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No, the other one.

wake up and cry because i wont be seeing dragon shire this year

literally every warcraft hero with a rough voice

The Overmeme one?

>plat/diamond teaching anyone anything
shut your filthy mouth and learn how to play

Well, I could easily get into masters if I grinded, but I don't have as much time to play as before user.

see says picking assassins hurts your team, because they're only cleaners, and you can't clean because your team can't hurt the enemy.

and stuff like I'm only like lvl 34, but i completely agree, no matter how good my team performs, by lvl 16 if the enemy is mostly tanks I always lose every fucking objective, even with heroic abilities you can't kill them fast enough, and they have their own damaging and healing abilities and just cuck you out of range if you're an assassin.

But I'm just trying to make the right decission about the bundle, assa bundle has the most heroes I'd like to play, but every other bundle has at least 2 or 3 heroes I know are top tier and I would have to spend 10k gold on each...

>I could easily get into masters
nah
if you could you already would have
begone

>lategame hanamura
>both cores about to explode
>our team decides it's a good idea to do the boss
>they go do it
>get boss down to like 20%
>enemies come in and wipe them
>they get the boss, 4 of our people are now dead and we lose

wow good job, you did it for them

All of them, as one hero.

>butcher on team
>get d shield as uther
>butcher never goes in
I always fall for this as uther. Team has a hero that needs to dive to do anything, i go d shield, and he plays to passively for d shield to be better than d storm.

If they came to the boss they were probably going for it too. In which case they'd win anyways if you didn't try for it. The only chance you had was probably winning a team fight and getting the boss.

The team was weakened by doing the boss
Had the enemy team been weakened by it and we came in, we would have won that team fight probably

Thrall and Varian are in the game senpai.

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why did he quit blizzard anyway?

He retired. Now he can work for them without being held down by corporate BS, also family stuff.

Wanted to spend some time with his family.

>"I bring the Mega Dick"

wtf ETC

>Wait til they get a load in me

???

So what heroes are still able to solo the boss.

Illidonger
Fury Varian
Probably Rexxar

he shipped overwatch which was the pseudo-comic book game he always wanted to make and he got the warcraft movie made, all he had left at blizzard was to watch warcraft became an even bigger shadow of its former self. he's loaded so he can safely retire at 40

two swords varian, the second he dings 10 just walk away and solo the thing

Will they ever release any hots original characters

i got the one with lucio and abathur in it, because i kind of liked those characters

Twin swords varian
Illidan
Rexxar (slow as shit)
Amateur Opponent Artanis
Butcher with completed quest

lucio is fucking bullshit

how's he bullshit i think he's kind of fun for a healer

Hippity Hoppity get off my Property! HAHA YEAH!

>t.based retard bro

Who could have guessed aoe constant heals with a speed boost and shield would be the perfect support with very little effort involved. I hope you like tank meta next with Ana coming soon.