Twingo thread

time to celebrate

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>time to celebrate
What to celebrate, user?

twingos of course!

look at him go

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It never fails to amaze me how americans think this car is good and how it reached such a meme status.

I can buy a Twingo right now if I wanted to, but I won't because it's a piece of shit

but I'm yuro

(You)

The longer I look at it the brighter its smile gets

when are we getting happy miata plushies?

or sad

this

Seriously, why is Veeky Forums obsessed with this car?

vroom vroom
today I stalled fifteen times with first gear
a lot of people passed me by when I was struggling to move
It was very embarrassing to not know how to drive
I've had license less than a month now and I know that you need to push gas a bit to give the engine more power to pull the car
but still vroom vroom i'm honfucking sad

Its cute and has a smiley face

is this pasta

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i'm french and i like my twingo

you should buy one. good mileage, extreme reliability and ease of parking will come to you, but ONLY if you buy a twingo

Because it's ridiculously good value. They cost almost nothing and you get a functioning car that's surprisingly practical for its size, is piss easy to repair, uses almost no gas, has almost nothing in it to go wrong and in the event something does go wrong, parts are dirt cheap.

The goofy face helps too.

Adorkable face, and it's cheap no frills transport that works, sometimes celebrating utter functionality and simplicity is nice.

no

madman doing a D4FT swap when

Find your clutch's bite point.

It's cheap, simple, practical, and doesn't look insecure about being an economy car: it's more like a family dog that's excited about being taken for walkies to the store and picking your kids up from school on the way home.

But Twingos are cute. If I had the money I would import one for the memes. It would fit in with all of the other French shit I collect anyhow.

>Choro Q is the only game series that has the twingo

In some alternate timeline instead of Beetle adventure racing there was twingo adventure racing

tfw the text above the car says "It is here!"
we better prepare for the Twingo invasion

A K11 Micra does the same without being french

I'm not a Burger though.

I'm just fed up with the angry and overblown cars of today and realized how much I miss happy looking cars.

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we need more drawfags ITT

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How are you today, fellow Twingos?

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pretty gut, danke

>time to celebrate
>posts an absolute piece of shit, a disgrace that shouldnt even be called a car
>renault
you furry fags and pony fuckers are a real mystery

>A WILD SLAV APPEARS!

>slav with a slammed blacked out 90's BMW
Geez, I doubt it's possible to be any more cliché than t his

he's right though.

lets post BMWs instead.

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the passenger and drivers seats
GO
ALL
THE
WAY
DOWN

>comes to a twingo thread
>doesn't post twingos
>complains about the twingo in a twingo thread

I've been wondering why Veeky Forums has gotten worse in quality

take a closer look at the E36 though

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recently went on a road trip to Germany, saw a few of these little guys about.

checked

Those fucking proportions
Is it a basketball anime

huh cool, have another one. cuz quads.

Twingospotting is pretty fun, especially trying to fit as many as possible into one single pic.

Beautiful.

This is bait.

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I'm a bong and I like the twingo but they never made them RHD :(

So does a Swift/Metro/Justy/Firefly What's your point?

>2015
Jesus fuck time flies, feels like that thread was just yesterday.

Wait what the fuck, that's 2 years ago already?
Feels like I haven't even been here for a year.

I got a package
what could it be?

PLOOSH

This should give a hint

>WARNING

>TWINGOS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

let's fucking see it motherfucker

I find it highly amusing to think about foreigners taking photos of Twingos like its a fucking celebrity and what the people in the car or around the scene must think.

>twingo spotter flashmob when

twingo imports to US when

ONE
MORE
YEAR

In a couple months in 2018 for the 1993 Twingos.
But maybe it's even okay to even get some now and just keep them in your warehouse until 2018.

MAYBE iT'S GO TIME ALREADY

From what I've heard, registering a grey market car in the US is much harder if it was imported before it turned 25, even if it is 25 at the time of registration.

damn, only 6 available in whole germany at the moment (the 1993 ones)

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but most of these seem surprisingly neato

that sucks but well, it's not that long anymore in any way.

>dat V8 sticker

Relevant

still can't believe the ZZ guy has a V8 Twingo now

>they don't think it be like it is but it do

Here in bulgaria there are a lot of them, my mom has one 1995 (which is what im probably getting for a first car). I would have been happier if it wasn't so rusty and underpowered

How fast do these get to 60 mph?

11.5

Clutch in, put into first gear, start pressing down on the gas with increasing force while slowly letting off the clutch, if you're still stalling try giving it more and more gas, getting the car moving was the part I struggled with the most

The 16v, the others around 15s I think.
So you better aren't in a hurry.

>tfw so far no success on getting one
I'm starting to lose hope really. Keep looking at mobile.de only to know they'll eventually vanish, but not because I bought one.

Where are you from?

Roumanie.

oh mon amour

wanna fug?

You guys have lots of awesome draft horses for some reason

and curly hair twingos with eye lashes

oui

>dude let me in, I'm a fairy
>don't you like fairies?
>let me in

F A T


T W I N G O


A S S

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DON'T STOP ME NOOOWWWWWWW

CAUSE I'M HAVIN A GOOD TIME

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And why can't you get one?

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