American Car Names

Why are Americans so fucking good at naming their vehicles?


>Pontiac Fire-Bird
>Mustang Cobra
>Mustang MACH 1
>Dodge Viper
>Dodge Hellcat
>Dodge Challenger
>Ram Runner
>Ford Raptor
>C-O-R-V-E-T-T-E
Holy shit

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Because American companies were always very good at marketing. Also, aggressive cars tend to have aggressive names that sound cool

>argh agressive name!

it's retarded, american cars have by far the worst names

chevy LUV

I agree, this American passion for aggressive designs and cool names is something I truly appreciate about the country.

What makes you say that?

What's something better?

>ram
>mustang
>corvette
>aggressive

because cars with girl name exist, and they are much better

>challenger
>charger
>maverick
>ram
>viper
>dart
>magnum
>cougar

Fucking love these names. Thanks for contributing.

Could you share some examples?

Better? Well I love how nationalistic and unapologetic about loving their military they are. Where I am from, people see their own military as parasites and psychopathic killers and I find that really sad.


I hope America never changes and their spirit never dies.

Lincoln "Zephyr" sounded good for it's time.

Only American car with a girlish name I know is this big fuck that's almost never used as a working utility vehicle.

It's called a "Sierra".

Because it makes their cars not look so old.

>this is a car from 1993

Sierra means ''Saw'' in Spanish, that's pretty rad, imo.

I meant some better names from Euro/Japanese cars. But I totally agree with you on that, thanks for boosting my patriotism.

>maverick
>ram
>dart
>aggressive

European names are pretty autistic except for Italians, desu..


>BMW M3?
>Mercedes SL500?
>Audi A8?
>Peugeot 206?
>Opel Corsa?
>Citroen Picasso?


I cannot really think of any cool European car names right now, desu. Only Italians seem to make thinks that sound kinda cool.

>Ferrari Testarossa
>Lamborghini Diablo
>Lamboghini Murcielago (Murcielago means Bat, as in the mammal)
>Lambo Veneno (Venom)
>Lancia Stratos


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Twingo is objectively the best car name
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Just realized I meant to reply to Stalin/o/ the first time.

I don't know, every time I hear that name, the picture of skinnyfat homosexual French man with acne and yellow teeth, who farts and burps while trying to act classy and prude comes to mind.

Looks like he got tired of not getting the triggered replies he was after, lol.

autistic faggot; the post

Hey, what about the girl car names? I am interested in that still

I love it when people don't reply though, like you can actually tell you've hurt their feelings and they decide to simply ignore it, like that kid in high school whose mommy told him to just ignore the bullies
a normal, functioning human being would understand that Veeky Forums is ironic, but not autists like you kek

I am sorry you feel that way

what? things like silvia,elise, cooper, caprice, shelby, mercedes

don't tell you've never heard them

Never realized some of those were girl names

Veeky Forums is ironic you autist, how is it so hard to understand

I disagree, but I respect your opinion

bruh...

HAHA

Do you think he was maybe being ironic by saying that?

>4 eye
>1993
not sure if retard or bad b8

caprice isn't even a car

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Caprice

BRUHHH..

That car is as ugly as the name, no wonder no on knows about it.

The car has been in production since 1979. The only thing that makes the 93s any different is that they gave them those shitty looking, cheap fucking headlights that probably came off some shitbox. American cars look so fucking old by comparison.

Of generous motors fullsize offering of the last 5 years or so I think the sierra has a much more aesthetic front end than a silverado. if i was offered a chevy from that/this generation and the gmc at the same price, i'd buy the gmc.

the fact is that it exist you fucking sperg

Subtlety is not America's most preeminent skill.

fun fact:

"miata" was an american-conceived name for the car. allegedly it's old high german for "reward" (probably bullshit).

It's known as the more blunt and masculine "roadster" in Japan. Go figure.

Sounds like you don't like fun bucko.

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eunos roadster

Your point was that they were better, not that they existed. I guess all that mindless multi-thread bait reply fishing leaves you a bit stunted.

corolla

Shit, you're right!
Thanks user

youtube.com/watch?v=83SQ9Runp2Y

Hot opinions there tex, here's mine; if you don't like fox bodies, you're a faggot.

Yes, it had a long production. No, it is not the only car to have had such a run. No, it was not the same car every year. Also, the headlights 87 and up weren't used on another vehicle as far as I know.

the girl names are better than something hypermasculine like charger, camaro or challenger???

>3rd world jealousy & bitterness: the post

Please sperg more

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Alfa Romeo Giulia

>Mustang Cobra
What did America mean by this?

Don't forget
>Dodge Charger
>Dodge Dart Demon
>Plymouth Cuda
>AMC Javelin
>Dodge Ramcharger

lmao. Drive your Jag-you-ah off a bridge.

But I'm not British or Indian. How are those >50y/o bridges holding up?

So you're either African, or you live in a cramped euro city with a moped.

Because we fuckin' kick ass buddy

Man, I want to be American too. I am tired of being a Cuckropean

At this point, you better be a Canadian. America has no future now.

How's Cucknada better than Europe?

Sierra sounds dope desu

come think of it. It's true with Cars, but american Warships (and even military equipment in some cases) have really boring names, where bongs tended to have cool names...

It's basically the US but you won't get shot, won't have to deal with gorillion dollar medical bills, and won't have everyone being as aggressive and rude (unless you're in Toronto).

Mustang was named after a fighter plane, not a horse, and cobra because cobras are badass