/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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blacklisted

forgot to mention: if a vehicle was available for 2 different prices, the lower value was used

>playing GTARP
>meet a cute french girl
goodbye GTAO

how do I reorganize my garage?

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I fell for the hachjoko drag meme.

ALL the mods for this bike are insanely expensive but none of them actually increase the performance stats

Is there a way to get rid of weaker weapons

Why is there a swear filter in the text chat? I mean, shit, isn't this a +18 game where every character blurts out a "fuck" or a "shit" at least once, how can swearinh be taboo?

I think the filter makes me more creative with my insults, but I have no clue why it won't let me call my purple Rhapsody an 'eggplant'.

Ass coverage by R*, nothing else.
In a game with vocal swearing of all sorts, they still can't regulate who buys their game regardless of who's supposed to, aka kiddies.
I don't know the legalities behind it but I'm pretty sure a word filter is a bit of a formality to avoid getting into legal shit.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE WHO GET TO A CERTAIN PART OF A HEIST WHERE THEY HAVE INFINITELY SPAWNING ENEMIES COMING AT THEM, LIKE THE LANDING STRIP IN PRISON BREAK OR THE ALLEYWAYS IN PAC STANDARD, AND INSTEAD OF JUST RUNNING AND GUNNING ALONG UNTIL THEY GET TO THEIR OBJECTIVE, INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING THEIR FUCKING ARSES TO WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO GO, JUST STAND IN THEIR FUCKING PLACE TRYING TO SHOOT AT THE INFINITE HORDES OF ENEMIES UNTIL THEY'RE INEVITABLY DEAD?!

I WAS PLAYING WITH THIS FUCKING RUSSIAN GUY JUST NOW, SOME FAGGOT NAMED VLAD WHO WAS HOSTING A PAC STANDARD SESSION ON A FUCKING AMAZING 25/25/25/25 PAYOUT AND INSTEAD OF JUST MOVING ALONG THE ALLEYWAY LIKE THE REST OF US HE KEPT RUNNING TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND TRYING TO SHOOT OFF EVERY SINGLE ENEMY AS IF HE COULD ACTUALLY WIN AGAINST AN IMMORTAL HORDE OF SWATS JUST I MEAN FUCKING JUST WHAT THE FUCK MAN HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M MAD

buy a gun locker

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>fleeca finale
>driver drives off into the hills trying to lose wanted level
>will not listen when i say we can't lose it and to just drive to the marker
rockstar probably spent so much time trying to make heists idiot proof and still failed

That only works in freeroam so basically it's fucking worthless.

makes me think of pic related

>It is a perfect heist ending
>Mr. Bean is every pubbie i've ever done heists with

Why the fuck does no one want to play the set-up missions for the Humane Raid heist?

Why is this listed as "Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale, Daytona Le Mans Edition, Ferrari 250 GTO"
when it looks just like a jaguar e type

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because it looks way more like those three than it does an E-Type

>Can't even get to the driving segment because the guy who doesn't speak English is spending over 30 minutes brute forcing the drill

Here's a list

RUSH KARUMA CYKA BLYAT

literally 2 seconds

i'm sure that's out of date, and i'm sure i've seen people say eggplant

Requested the crew for pc.
BenchBreh

Because those set-ups are terrible. Alternatively, they're too busy sucking their friends' dicks.

Here's more m.imgur.com/opoSDoB

The fun they're missing out on

If you need help with it, I'll gladly chip in tomorrow after work

do you really want that when there are shitters around who use profanity like punctuations?

>Goy

It even censors it in the middle of gargoyle

>OK, let me go to my garage and get me gar***le

They usually just use a mic and scream anything they want.

Guy who bought a yacht with 7 million in modded money here, I had a run-in with another modder. And I now have over 14 million.

h-how fucked am I if Rockstar finds out?

THERE ARENT ENOUGH JAGUARS IN THIS GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Enjoy the game while you can, you scum.

they removed modded money from time to time, but if you already spent it all they won't do shit, so long as you didn't beg for cash in chat & get reported by some goodie-goodie, then they might give you a hard spanking.

mmmmmmmmhmmmmm, a nice long, hard spanking. spank spank spank.

>never ever
;_;

holy shit rockstar is full of pussies

W H E N

Because Deliver EMP with randos is probably the single worst mission in the game

>nintendo
>sony
>r*
What the fuck.

Key Codes can be a bitch, too, if dudes on the ground don't know how to take cover or kill. EMP, if dudes don't know how to fly and keep crashing

What's the best plan if I want to get hackerbux?

I was thinking of deliberately switching sessions until someone is doing serverwide drops, and don't type a single word in chat while doing so.
Too bad switching a session takes like seven gorillion years each time, but I don't have any other ideas outside of that.

>can say 'turd' but not 'ferguson'

They won't even remove it, just enjoy.

what should I spend $950,000 on??

There's an organized drop discord, the discord is a hugbox rules wise but you can just ignore it until you get a mention that a drop is starting. Look for GTAGivers

Added a guy whos willing to drop, he has given me 250m in about an hour.
Can't wait for my ban.

Does it involve adding people?
I would imagine that sets off some funny looks from Dorkstar.

Who?

nothing, hold on to your money because the next update will assfuck you

>/gtag/ spicy memes
>nobody posted *BRRRRAAAAALFFFFFFFFFFF*

>I was thinking of deliberately switching sessions until someone is doing serverwide drops, and don't type a single word in chat while doing so
If you're on PC then that's literally all you need to do.

I am. And I think I will honestly.
Having it be like an organized thing just sounds like wanting trouble.

If I manage it, should I spend it all before getting it charged back by daddy R* or hold on to it and expect to be lucky and untouched? I've seen mixed results here, some say they got the chargeback, some say literally nothing happened to them.

invest it into bonds

you lose some to R* tax, but it's better than nothing

What did you mean by this?

Friendly reminder

So, it's safe to say that they will not touch whatever you buy with the modded buckos?

Bonds?

Purchase a bunch of high-end cars and fully upgrade them. You'll basically cut your money in half but you can sell them at a later point if Rockstar catches you and wipes all your monies.

>azzbandit
>nazzzi
>they're expecting someone to type nazi with 3 Zs.
Little do they know, i can press the Z key four times. They really stretch the imagination with these.

literally just wait for gunrunner update, might regret spending it now

>SocialClub
You won't allow players to say the name of the service they interact on?

I've got one Russian moron on Fleeca who:

- doesn't fucking realize he was the driver, just sat there like a dumbfuck waiting for me to drive, FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES

- went into the locker box room instead of intimidating the civvies.

How the hell do these idiots know how to breathe?

>tfw only 63 million

Being a poorfag's pretty shit desu

Do visual only parts like hoods or chrome rims affect the total prices? I'm guessing it's best to do this with X80s either way.

Also, what's the property that has a garage with like several floors?
I'm pretty filthy poor because I don't play often, so I only really have a couple apartments and that's it.

Those are offices garages. You need to buy the office and then the garage and that's pretty expensive.

I'm not changing my bio for you losers. I number 1 in all india.

Well, it's "expensive" if you want to waste as less money as possible. If you are willing to lose 2,150,000 bucks for the sake of laundering money, go ahead.

>63 million
>poor
fuck. I only got 7 million

>they don't even use regex
pathetic

won't even be able to afford the aircraft carrier with chump change like that m8

>MFW Getting censored when talking about the raccoon mask

That is it?

Is there any actual confirmation of an aircraft carrier though? I would love that but there's really no evidence of it actually being added to the game as far as I know.

There's no evidence of any gunrunning content besides the original newswire post

>tfw switching to boat parties to dodo parties near the yacht

*beep beep beep beep beep*

Kek, imagine the disappointment of all the people expecting for aircraft carriers and high end military vehicles when it just ends up being a really basic cross-country thing like the Trevor smuggling missions with just a few basic offroaders and dirt bikes :^)

a common complain with stunt tracks is that they lack the complexity of regular roads with slight bumps, curbs and medians that make racing on them more challenging, forcing players to take turns slower and with more care base on each turns flatness. I wonder if you could add little imperfections to recreate that experience with something like this.

Should've elegy duped on me alt character last Christmas so I could keep my head above the water with 100 million.

Daily limits were a mistake.

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>nesquick bigger than blater
world_gone_mad

because he was namefagging as it so every post counted

whats this blogging meme?

but a guy can dream right :')))

what are your crowning online achievements?

I shot a lot of dudes in the face, and they got upset about it.

>tfw your brain is to elaborate and addvansed beyond the avridge human too let you function regularly

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

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