/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>Season 4 End/Season 5 Start
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754459075#post-12

>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Latest PTR patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20722025#patchnotes

> waifu post as much as possible

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

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I want to protect her beautiful smile.

Sleep tight /owg/

Zenyatta is the end game for all pure characters.

wheres the teleportuer?

PUFFY

Sym and Sombra are best friends
Sombra makes the cutest pet

>tfw I did this one time to save an ulting McCree from getting hooked
>tfw he got a quad kill that wins us the match
>tfw in the chat he types "FOR LUCIO, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN"

>Winston
>Watched his father figure die
>Exiled from his home
>Seen as a freak by the people he's trying to protect
How on earth is Winston pure based on that description?

Jamison Fawkes!

>tfw bullying the Tracer into solo ulting your turret
>tfwyou save it with your molten core

Nerf to the damage of automatic weapons when?

>Dominatrix Sym

because hes a funny monkey

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Torb a best

Have you ever 2 shot Tracer with your hammer?

Brownies.

Never. Shitters need their crutches, and shitters are who Blizzard balances the game for.

PUSSY

You mean armor?

She's a natural Dom

>There are people who play this game that don't like playing Zenyatta

Those poor souls

wtf I love Mexican pussy now

If they do a single player Overwatch campaign, can we make our own Jack Morrisons and can we have the option to romance Torbjorn?

>she will never stare cross eyed at your cock

>A DPS main (ranked 100 points lower than you), who literally never plays as a healer and has spent maybe 2 of his 280 hours played as a tank, gets on his mic and starts bossing you and the rest of the team around
>He whines if a healer isn't literally glued to his ass for the entire match

How does this make you feel?

>tfw too used to tracking with Tracer and flicking with Widow that I can't lead balls anymore

I'd play him more otherwise, but I feel more effective with Tracer, and Widow is just as much fun.

That hammer's hitbox is so damn wonky. Good fucking luck hitting anything that isn't a tank. Besides, nothing is more satisfying than OHKOing them with his alt fire

>you will never molest Junkrat's wiry muscled body all over

Serious question.
It really feels like Overwatch is killing my internet. All my problem started after downloading this game. I called my ISP and they manage to fix the "problem" but it's happening again. It always happens when I play Overwatch and seems to get fine when not playing it. I check my firewall, close the blizzard app when playing, check my router, contacted my ISP etc. But the problem always comes back after launching Overwatch. Sometimes its fine but you never know when its going to disconnect you, I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette when playing competitive. Anyone knows any kind of solution? Anything will help really.

Let's do a little activity, post your favorite shooters other than Overwatch and what your mains are. I'll start.

>Halo series, Planetside 2, Battlefield 3
>Soldier 76, Ana, Pharah

It's the other way around for me. I'm so used to leading my shots I sometimes get thrown off when I use a hitscan.

Also, damage falloff is a real pain. I never realized how rough McCree's falloff is.

>CS 1.6
>Ana, D.va, McCree

>Who do you think has the best emote?
>What emote do you want your hero to have?

CS
Rein, Ana, Zarya

>used to be a really hardcore CoD fanboy
>Sym, Zen, McCree, and just picked up Winston
Seriously, rape ape is fun as hell

Muscle memory's a bitch

Jamison is not for molesting, only consensual things!

event tomorrow bois

If you see an enemy Reinhardt with 100+hours playtime and a golden weapon what will you do?

Molestation and bad touching.

I want Dva to have one where she proclaims her love for me

Please don't, user!

>Wolfenstein ET, Turok 2, UT2004
>McCree, Pharah, Rein and playing more Widowmaker recently

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>TF2
>Zen, Ana, Hog
am I shit now

Symmetra probably smells like poop all the time

Lena is for lewds and only with Amelie!

tru luv

Just got this game.
What's some advice you wish you knew when starting out?

What's interesting or unique about this scenario?

>Mass Effect and TF2
>Junkrat, D.va, Zarya, and Lucio

I just think he deserves better treatment than that! You shouldn't molest people you love!

Welcome to bad company Sweetwater.

Good luck, I bet he'd kick your ass in a fist fight- cripple and everything

>Learn a hero in each class
>learn your hero's strengths and weaknesses
>learn how to fill when needed
>dont be cancer

im a russian boy from latvia and i am deeply in love with sombra. she is my waifu in this game. ive never had 1 before because i thought its a dumb thing but now i understand how it is to live through the pain of realizing that someone you love and wish to spend the rest of your days with doesnt exist. i dont even understand what is it about her that i find so greatly attractive. in fact im against racemixing, but i think i would even betray my ideas just to be with Her.

anyone can relate?

Get good at Hanzo because he's about to be the new flavor of the month.

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>Hawken (RIP) and TF2

I don't really have a main, but my favorite classes to play are Zen, S76, and Winston in that order.

>Battlefront 2, Battlefield 4, Halo 3, and Metro 2033
>Reinhardt, Roadhog, Zenyatta, Torb, and 76
I wish Halo wasn't dead so Blizzard would make a hero to appeal to halobabbies like they did with cod

>you shouldn't molest people you love
No. That's exactly what you're supposed to do.

Good game

>4 golds as Orisa
>"Stop throwing"

just because she has 4 legs and is a robot doesnt mean she's not GF material

TF2, Halo, Gears

I fucks mostly with Orisa, Winston, and Lucio

I want Hana to be real

Is competitive overwatch a joke

Game is unplayable shit without friends. Hope you have some.

What if they love being molested?

competitive / overwatch
choose 1

Anyone trying to screw around in quick play?

You could at least wait for sexy Athena bot to be released.

Who would be the best bro/wingman?
And why is it Genji?

Trust me with this one. DONT GO COMPETITIVE YET, probably try to get at least 1 star and understand all the maps and heroes what they can do and when to pick them. Trust me if you go comp too early you might end up in bronze/silver. I already climbed to plat but I started around 1.3k and its a pain in the ass to climb when you're that low. Bad mouthing your teammates won't help at all.

Who's, according to /owg/, objetively the hardest hero to play?

Mcree?
Ana?
Hanzo?

Esports in general is a joke. Fucking league of legends the king and figurehead for esports has been proven on multiple occasions to be a scripted fuckfest

Amaris

because he doesnt have a penis
angela didnt put them back

It's not so much as advice but mistakes that I made when I first played the game. Pretty big thing is trickling in, I see it all the time and can be the difference between winning and losing. Another, seemingly obvious but people still do it a lot, don't 1v6 and waste your ult. Too many times have I seen a Genji or Zarya ult when the rest of the team is dead. Additionally, sometimes it's better to give up a point and live than get an extra % on the point. Only exceptions to this might be if you're Lucio and you're a pro at bouncing around or if the % is the difference between 98% and 99%. There's more but I didn't wanna ramble on too long

Widowmakeur

In terms of what i see when playing quick play and comp solo Hanzo must be FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to play because i have yet to see a good hanzo

No, user! You're supposed to give them affection and attention when they want it, but if they don't then you should respect their wishes!

Then it's not molestation, it's just normal intimate behavior, right?

>implying he doesn't

>most rewarding hero for good accuracy
>glass cannon
>counterplays are just skill matchups or lack of team coordination
its mcree

Genji/Tracer/Zarya/McCree

he doesnt
have you seen his model

Mercy custom built genjis robocock just for her

I have.

That's also like saying that McCree doesn't have one either. Again

>implying he doesn't

I feel like Ana is the appeal to Halo babies even if it was not intentional.
>guns, grenades, melee

so its basically a dildo attached to a weaboo samurai
thats not a penis

The thing is, I believe Hanzo aiming is luck past a certain point. Arrows are so delayed for long distances it's impossible to guess where will enemies move (unless they're like walking in a straight line and they haven't noticed you, which is unlikely).

>Zarya
Why? Timing shields is not too hard, aiming with the beam is not harder than doing so with any other standard shoot either. And the ult is basically basic decission making and teamwork.

does blizzard bans for inappropaite names or just resets it? im thinking of changing my btag to FUCKTURKS

>Quake, TF2, COD
>Tracer, Widow, Zarya

Considering ive been banned before on forums for saying trump you probably shouldn't

>not making a penis cybernetic

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I don't main Winston but I do enjoy using the tickle cannon ever now and again.

ur battletag will be changed to Battlenetplayer and u will be given a chance to change it again but GMs will probably ask u to give a list of names that they will select from / give random if inappropriate

but yeah fuck turks, fucking nasty subhuman fags

blizz once changed my "inappropriate" battletag - Isengard1488

Shooters
>Quake 3 Arena or was it 2? All Quakes are amazing though
>Nerf Arenablast
>Halo 3
>Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, or whatever one allowed perks for infinite sprint, 3mile knife lunge and throwing knives

Mains More of a Generalist, but these are generally what I'm stuck playing in Comp
>Ana Lucio, if Ana's taken
>Roadhog Or Rein if Healer insists
>Junkers/Torb
>Soldier 76

One less person to worry about bubbling or taking my gold elims.