>tfw you learned to stop worrying and love the monkey and now Overwatch is 10x more fun.
It's soul crushing playing soloqueue and just having to deal with the same worthless gengu and hanzo and co in every single fucking game, until you pick Winston and just fuckin go with it.
Gabriel Perry
Orisa is CUTE CUUUTE!
Eli Nguyen
Sombra online.
Isaac Morgan
What's the point of playing this game if comp is a shitfest with throwers and flamers and qp is basically 5x DPS every game?
This game is fucking AMAZING but the playerbase is so awful...
Joseph Bailey
Here comes T.Racer!
Jaxson Watson
Canon?
Colton Cruz
Uprising, but Officer D.Vas vs. Lucios.
Wyatt Barnes
Cassie is so strong but her ult sucks so much. How do we fix her?
Brody Adams
telepouhtah
Austin Bell
I want to marry Orisa!
Jeremiah Hill
If queueing in a team didn't literally punish you it'd be fine.
Henry Robinson
that has nothing to do with the topic. 1. it's ranked and 2. it's a smurf, which means that he probably just placed in gold but has a way higher MMR after a few games.
Evan King
What if hack could steal shield charges?
Isaac Parker
They absolutely can deny the enemy team the use of their abilities by just fucking killing them. Usually the info from Sombra's wallhack is completely pointless because it doesn't show you the 3 other people around the one guy on low HP. The only useful thing Sombra does is the health packs, and if you're relying on health packs for healing then you've probably lost anyway.
Tyler Hill
Shield charges?
Camden Diaz
any updates on anniversary event?
Wyatt Powell
What if hacking transferred all enemy armor to you?
Grayson Howard
what if hack was an actual team support ability and not something designed to break healthpacks and not fucking much else
Smurfs don't get placed in gold. What happened there is a diamond and a gold got shoved in because they didn't have enough Master level players to fill both sides.
Grayson Rivera
are we expecting something to happen tomorrow?
Jaxon Bailey
Reminder that the best Sombra in the World says that she's fine and if she got any more damage she'd be terribly over powered.
Caleb Howard
No, but if it's happening tomorrow expect some kind of leak from China or wherever else in the next 24 hours leading up to the start. Assuming it's three weeks long like all the other events.
Nathan Williams
Tuesday, but also, the beginning of the anniversary update rollout.
Ian Richardson
Because her damage sucks and denying healing is a literal fucking meme because it doesnt get far outside of disabling a health pack for a bit which means the enemy just spams "i need healing" or runs off the a different health pack which is just a minor convenience
>4 instalock dps and a d.va >have voice chat on >hanzo bitching at me on mice to go heals >Dont go heals >guy auto tilts and spends the whole match bitching >he makes sure to curse me out before leaving right when we are about to lose >the guy who replaces him manages to get on point right before match ends >enemy gets payload on point >overtime >with new guy we manage to team kill and win the match
Jayden Robinson
So let me get this right, you want a supportive character to get more damage because you want her to be Soldier, instead of just playing Soldier?
Samuel Rogers
in what kind of shithole does that happen? I can play late at night and get high Masters games with an SR difference of a few hundred at worst.
Aaron Wilson
Who knows, probably was to do with time of day and server.
Leo Williams
East Coast is full of shitters. Once I hit 4k+ I got nothing but mid master matches.
Gabriel Young
REEE WHY CAN I AS A FUCKING HEALER KILL THE SUPPORTS BUT THE DPS CAN'T?!
Julian Green
true
Connor Campbell
She isnt a support thats the problem. If she was reclassified as a support/defense no one would have a problem with her. But she is offense and her having one shitty means of damage really puts her behind every offense hero and alot of other heroes aswell
Tyler Cruz
Winston is not a monkey, he is a highly respected scientist and a good friend!
Matthew Rodriguez
because your dps picked sombra instead of a real dps
Go fling your feces somewhere else you dumb chimp
Christian King
I want Winston to ravage my peanut butter hole with his big banana
Christian Butler
The DPS is doing important shit, like shooting at other DPS in a dick-measuring contest.
Tyler Morales
Doesn't matter who they are.
They never kill them.
Nicholas Watson
Winston is pure and not for lewd
Juan Martin
because it doesn't that happen often if you're in like plat or above
Hudson Sanders
>tfw no rule 34 of tracer with peanut butter on her ass getting eaten out by winston
Ian Kelly
...
Grayson Lewis
>bullying Winston
Colton Russell
Thank you for this
Luis Hill
She is offensive support, meaning she's a supporting character that focuses on dealing with the enemy and generally being ahead of the line. She supports by bringing down enemy shields and abilities, making it easier for the team to kill and advance.
Your problem isn't with the character it's with a little line of text on one screen in a video game. You may legit have autism.
Joseph Cook
Not that it matters but I still don't get how the fuck the story of this game works.
Anthony Lopez
the best way to play is having a 2-3 man group imo, that way you can still play vs solos and have at least some sane friends
i'm in grandmaster and it still fucking happens
Blake Howard
because the average IQ of dps main's is 80 which means that he will shoot at things with more or less precision but he's not able to recognize priority targets like mercy or any healer
Evan Morris
>that USB port d-does it support m-micro?
Blake Hill
Yeah the game should allow you to play it the way its supposed to be with a 6 stack without then immediately punishing you by putting you against better players.
Lincoln Russell
I want to hack Lena chronal accelerator and make her disappear!
Benjamin Cooper
>autism Sorry im not a symmetra main
Jaxon Ortiz
Someone needs to make a reversed version
We've all had those Winston's that tried coming after us and failing ending up with 100 health inside his cracking bubble waiting for jump cooldown
Nathan Reyes
shut up Sombra
Lincoln Hughes
That's not very nice user, she's going to get scared.
William King
i don't think so, but you can use an adapter
Jack Roberts
robots went skynet, humans made a super soldier team called overwatch. Overwatch, even though they were litterally just five guys, killed all the bad robots, so now there's only good robots maybe.
Then people learned Overwatch did shady shit and didn't like that. Then the Overwatch guys got mad at each other and literally blew up.
Christopher Wilson
that's where you're wrong kiddo
Dominic Brooks
It doesn't. You take a bunch of characters, often unrelated, and have them fight in different scenarios. It's like playing with action figures and that's how the lead writer has described it.
Samuel Murphy
>taking the limiter off
YOU FOOL, YOU WILL DOOM US ALL
Jackson Sanchez
Not really when he dives Widowmaker. That image is 100% accurate of Winston's playstyle.
Ryan Martinez
why the fuck do people pay $40 to smurf in this game? what the fuck is the point
Eli Wilson
It's pretty simple to understand, what are you confused about?
Alexander Bailey
Its not my fault that he's sexy and has event skins that makes people wet
Austin Nguyen
delet this, Winston and Tracer's relationship is for pure and cute only
Wyatt Morgan
I guess how all the different geographically displaced storylines are contiguous through time given how little relevance they seem to have to each other.
Gabriel Kelly
climbed from 2k to 2850 this season went from 2500 > 2850 last night and tonight alone, with a record of 10-1-1 feels fucking good boys, maybe I'll finally hit diamond
Leo Johnson
REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
Carter Sullivan
To make themselves feel better by preying on those weaker.
Simple bully logic.
Levi Long
If I wasn't a poorfag I would smurf with hanzo to see how high I could go
Nicholas Gomez
Proud of you, son.
Camden Johnson
So everyone has been having shit comp matches?
Throwers, trolls, or just people that doesn't even care even play other heroes instead of their mains. It has been a complete shitshow since last friday.
Logan Lewis
he looks look kinda weird
Bentley Hughes
The hazards of playing VERY popular game. All the shitters kids autists play it and you have to play it with them. Queue up with your friends and the game is still amazing.
Owen Peterson
Choose the new Sombra skin.
Liam Price
Everyone is just prominent and capable with the story ABOUT to hit them essentially. Everything we're still seeing is more like a set up to the big bang.
Jordan Anderson
shoulderless dress.
Nicholas Moore
>playing zen >sombra tries to bully me but see it coming >throw a discord and get a hit before she zips out >see her location and where shes going thanks to the discord wallhax >tries to dive again when the orbs gone but know shes just round the corner >get the charged shots ready and blow her back Why is Zen so fun
Charles Morgan
>we have a level 25 torbjorn on attack >hanzo keeps ulting when the team is dead >rein forgets he has a shield >ana isn't healing
HELP
Jose Green
Don't get your homes too far up, RNG will give you a losing streak soon. Its normal to go up a load and down a load it's only after playing for ages that things balance out and your skill has much effect.
Dominic Cook
PSA: If you are getting upset at losing a game or teammates being stupid, you should be playing comp since you have a competitive mindset
Elijah Sullivan
Protect the torb, he will be your saving grace
Cameron Morgan
master level strats
Carter Murphy
I don't care about genji's relationship or fanservice, but i must say that i've seen your shitposting for weeks now, the amount of dedication you put into workshiping and making your opinion seen by many is trully impressive.
You Sir have my most sincere respect, you honor Veeky Forums and if you need any help you can count with me, also indeed GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
Jaxson Foster
Don't touch my pussy!
Elijah Morris
t-thanks, pa
Ian Foster
>tfw you still lose because stupid teammates in competitive
Aight
Josiah Evans
>normally play qp, because getting out of gold in soloqueue is difficult for a Dva main >play a round of comp and destroy the other team >meet a mercy main who wants to queue >she said she was placed in bronze and only plays in groups (also has twice as many hours as me) >play about 10 games, only lose 1 >I'm just going off, getting golds, 1v6 holds, many multikills, and getting pocket healed/rezd by mercy >literally carry her to plat >"sorry I have to get going " >mfw I'm still a gold shitter (2470) >lose 3 games the next day
William Stewart
Unironically this.
Torb actually shreks plenty of comps at lower levels because of how he disrupts flankers/people who rely on stealth and surprise.
Carson Martinez
Here you go.
Ryder Foster
they can't win if you deal so much damage that they can't tank it
Julian Russell
>tfw climbed to low masters >next day i have a 10 lose streak >haven't climbed back to masters ever again
T-thanks throwers and trolls
Thomas Gutierrez
>maining thats why you atre shit
Justin Jackson
No, he was utterly useless and just ran in solo and died repeatedly.
Liam Green
>literally carry her to plat Looks like she carried you
Nathaniel Allen
see I was gonna type the same thing.
Jeremiah Nelson
good job user, but beware don't get greedy like i did weeks ago, i went from around 2500 to mid gold, i don't want to talk abou how much effort i put into it just to recover from that shit
Austin White
>>literally carry her to plat >>"sorry I have to get going " >>lose 3 games the next day This is how we know you didn't carry shit