Escalade BTFO

I think G-wagens look pretty cool, but they're ruined by all the tasteless douches and new money bimbos that drive them. Escalades are the same way, but don't even have the novelty of the G-wagen.

who the hell buys either when you can get the superior range rover for not much more?

The qx80/armada are maximum comfy my dude and the 5.6 is a beast
Underrated car in the states although we don't get the sick offroad options like in other countries.

If anything they're getting paid by ferd. Way too many ads from them lately

The Sequoia is still a thing? Lol wow

Yeah, I haven't seen a newer one in years. I honestly thought Toyota cancelled it.

>4th Nissan Armada
I'd rather own a Tahoe or Yukon over that. I don't even know why Nissan continues to make it, it's complete garbage.

It's a scam car anyway hyped by the Hollywood jews.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_badge-engineered_vehicles

DELET DIS

Why? That's a Patrol underneath.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOL WTF

How does the escalade rank higher than a landcruiser?
is this a test of which is a better fake 4x4 so the scale is reversed?

Wait if Chevrolet is responsible for the Holden cruze does that mean it is true that they got given the a9z torana for it?

>whites have been avoiding it like a plague.

Definitely not true if you live in a rich oil city. They sell a lot here, Suburbans too. Most wealthy and upper class people lease them. The melanin and curry enriched people buy them cpo.

honestly
the land cruiser in it's current state is outdated as fuck,11 years old with no real significant updates
it IS comfy
it IS a tank
ac is the best ac to be ever put into a car
but that's not enough,headunit is VERY bad,some materials are meh,too heavy for what it is,fuel economy is not the best,possibly the worst in its class(last two points might not really matter all that much,but still)
if you want a modern LC,get a used one from 08 till 2011,or wait till the all new model comes out
land cruisers are EVERYWHERE here,i know a bit about them

That sir, looks like a gentlemen.

Landcruiser is designed for places like the Australian outback though and they will easily do a million kilometers out there, the others are all just fake 4x4's that will be falling to pieces with rattles after 100,000km offroad.

Why are mercedes such bad value for the money brehs?

because mercedes think the badge alone is worth half the value of any car they sell.

Chinks and gooks. They only buy Asian brands.

It's a military truck with 22's

G-class is not that cheap.

>handcraft
>MB badge
>superior offloading capabilities
>rich famous guys drive them

>next gen g-class will have a plug-in hybrid setup and electric gwagen.
>mfw

i know
that's not the point
the average consumer won't care about how well it does off road
the only thing the current model has going for it is reliability and all the goodies you get if you're thinking about taking your 80k car off roading
i can't believe i'm saying this,but,a patrol is a much better option than a LC right now and this is coming from someone who hates nissan

When I lived in Arizona I saw lots of rich white ladies driving Escalades.
Now I live in California and they all drive hybrids

The new Navigator is an objectively beautiful vehicle, both inside and out.

At $101,000 fully loaded though, there's no way it'll cut into the Escalade/Yukon Denali market share.

>Arizona I saw lots of rich white ladies driving Escalades.

Those trophy wives are cucking their husbands. :^)

true i guess you wouldnt even buy a 200 series if you wanted to take your 80k car off road anyway.

The 5.6l is a good engine it looks decent

A fully loaded 6 figure navigator is full of high quality materials

Every surface is either stitched leather, wood or aluminum

Compare it to this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnwi14c4-dY

In the escalade everything is plastic and the ride quality is shit

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Whew, I'm not one for american luxury, but the inside of that is gorgeous.

>the average consumer won't care about how well it does off road
>the only thing the current model has going for it is reliability
Can confirm. Dad owns a 2016 LC and he literally bought it for "comfort", "reliabilty", "safety", "people move out of their lanes for me" and "it can do off-road whenever I make it do".

>column shifter
>2017

I saw a video where a guy pinpoints every costcutting(no it's not Doug Demuro) GM did on the Escalade and he even shows the imperfections on the wood panels where the edge of the woods are poorly sanded or edged. I can't find the video but I'll try to find and link it.

It's a god damned land cruiser...

yes......?
i don't get what you're trying to say

If they're so amazing why don't they sell in North America? I see thousands of $100k suv's and maybe 1% of them are LC's. Even those ugly as fuck Lexus versions of it sell better. I don't blame people for not wanting to drop $90k on a Toyota. Reliability is irrelevant when most luxury suv's are leased.

most people in the US would prefer a german luxo suv or a land rover product if they want to spend that kind of money
look at middle eastern and australian sales for the LC,they make up like 90% of all sales for both the LC and the patrol/armada
tl;dr badge whore-ery

holy shit gm btfo

It looks better than the Toyota. The lights look less retarded, and the grille is more in-your-face like all the assholes who buy $100k boats need to impress their neighbors.

I'm surprised the GM is ranked so high

Fucking ugly.
Literally only something you'd see an old person or a nigger driving.

Objectively the best looking SUV on the market today

How does the caddilac run?

I'm thinking about buying a cts/cts-v

Sexy but does it run well offroad?

It looks great, but its reliability.. ouch

shut the fuck up 3k civic faggot.

Harmonic balancer gotten warped somehow. That's the only issue I've had so far since January.

Road with very little sand here and there you say? Yes.

>He doesnt want a military truck with wood and leather for cruising down the battleground that is rodeo drive

That is ugly senpai

How tf is range rover #2? Dad's friend's Brand new Rang Rover is in the shop constantly

They're as reliable as 5 year old who promised to keep a secret

Won't this fine gentleman damage his roof by standing there?

They are Chevy and Cadillacs most profitable vehicles

The Escalades sales are going to be torn apart by the navigator

The Tahoe/suburban/yukons sales will fall but not as much as the escalade will

>lincoln shilling for the niggermobile

see Veeky Forums isn't a retirement home or ghetto, and no one wants these overpriced luxobarge shitboxes

if you want someone to buy one, go to Ghetto or the cafeteria in your nearest assisted living center or adult day care and give them your pitch, otherwise, fuck off.

The niggermobile will outsell some of the top luxury SUVs

Yeah, it is cheap and has no class.

Or just wait for the new G-Class, then buy a current model G-Class once their values go down due to the new model.

G wagon interior is shit and will always be sit

>implying it's not a welcome upgrade from the shitpile interior in Jeeps as well as more reliable unless it's the ungodly V12

>Land Rover
>2nd

>Jeeps cost 5-10 times less

That looks of shit

Who would do that to a car? Do blacks have a sense of style?

I wouldn't even say it's a niggermobile at this point it's more of a wiggermobile

Armada got the off road goodies stripped for cost, and because americans never use them.
QX80 retained them.

(((JEW CANOES)))

And looks like it too

because it is the "niggermobile"

range rovers are absolute garbage, its why you dont see that many old ones still on the road

This

Agree, they can be a labour of love. I have seen some old well maintained ones and I am always "surprised" to see them running. They do look cool though.

Escalades & Navigator are niggertier
Niggers are bad with money/poor
Hop on craigslist

I was not expecting to find these so cheap.

Can car (or would) car enthusiasts reclaim them? At the very least a late 90s Navigator seems like a cheap way to be able to do UberXL

why americans are physically unable to create quality high end cars

I know it is in a showroom which makes it look much more shiny than it is, but that looks really good

But the interior is vastle superior to any German or British SUV

can you remove that $30 android tablet?

savage

>that one user who keeps posting lincoln interiors
its fucking shit

Angry euro apologists

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>triggered lincoln shill