/meg/ - Mass Effect General

I want to make ashley drunk and then shove a cock down her throat while she vomits

He is a negro

Nth for Jaal.

Moshae.

Sounds hot.

raptorfags report in

Yeah Jack best waifu

Vetra looks so cute in human clothes.

raptorfags get out

No.

I would shit myself if that happened to me

Salarians?

can someone post edd's waifu generator image plox

Raeka is for Scott.

Raeka is a slut

>not picking the krogan
Enjoy being destroyed by your own incompetence
Every single person in power in this game is an idiot, appeasing for the past transgressions of said idiots and strengthening the bond to the greatest military asset we have in which we have dire need of is a no-brainer until the first wave of high IQ/capable individuals arrive in Andromeda space and can operate autonomously within secured borders

I don't understand the appeal. all those bones, protrusions, sharp ends, questionable genital compatibility... why would you want to subject yourself to that?
you know who else does that? furries. and sword swallowers

I like salarians, they should've had more focus instead of the blue sluts.
>no STG veteran soldier sal with heavy armour and guns
>yet another asari archaeologist is fine

Just do something new.
Salarian soldier, asari sniper, turian biotic, krogan shaman.

This is non negotiable. Get out.

>ywn be bullied by femtur gf

Suffering

Are salarian biotics a thing? Didn't they work for Intelligence?
That'd be cool to have.

Alright I'll do Bradley.

Kesh get off the extranet, that crap will rot your brain.

Vetra really is the best.

Improvements when?
DLC were can run Reyes over with the Nomand when?

I want to KISS Ashley!

Crazy bastard! You're going to get us all killed!

>won't live long enough to see Scooter and Vetra's disgusting hurian child
>won't live long enough to see Sara and Jaal's 20 abomination hybrid children
>won't live long enough to see Moshae's sex scene
>won't live long enough to see Gil's child taken away by child protective services
>won't live long enough to see Cora finally get "her" mtf surgery done
>won't live long enough to see Drack get thane'd
>won't live long enough to see the cutscene where you convince Suvi she's straight with your dick
>won't live long enough to see the cutscene where you convince Avitus he's straight with Sara's lovely dick sucking lips
>won't live long enough to see the cutscene where you burn a cross on Liam's lawn

You're a slut.

According to the wiki, salarian biotic are rare and always assigned to the intelligence services.

*DELABORDS BEHIN GU*

Raptorhugger No. 2362 standing by

Jaal should choke on his perfumes and skin lotions.

>won't live long enough to sniff the Moshae's feet

ROCKET LAUNCH T MINUS 8 MINUTES

youtube.com/watch?v=ynMYE64IEKs

Unacceptable. Ashley name origins to meadow, so obviously I let her turn into ash on Virmire so she can be a part of the meadow that'll grow in the creator years from now

traps r gay

It's a real shame Mass Effect doesn't really do temporary squadmates. Working with other people, even for just an hour or two, would've been really cool. Like turian or salarian biotics, or an asari commando.

It's not that bad, the turigirls are warm and soft in some places.

Thanks, user. Nice way to end my day.

Are you just adding a new one every time you post this?

Nope, lotion is for bartering and sensual massages only.

>or an asari commando

There's already an asari commando on your squad!

>Gil's child
It's not his, it's Jill's for now

i thought she was a huntress

T minus 3 minutes

It really is disappointing. A few missions with Kirrahe would've been great.

Aren't the Huntresses just elite commandos or something like that?

>sensual massages
Jaal brings lotions on board so he can lubricate his knot when secretly beating off to Sara pics.

This pisses me off more and more every time I hear about it.

Well, memes aside, 'commando' doesn't really specify role. It could've been an asari from one of the sniper units.

Good question, user. Now I don't know. I'll check wiki once I get home

I would have considered Krogan if the candidate in question was Vorn or Rorik and not Morda.

>that glowing engine bell

Goddamn.

I have uncontrollable desire to massage Jaal's back.

>beating off to Sara pics
>not simply going to Sara's room and fucking her
I think you're confusing him with Scout.

>not simply going to Sara's room and raping her
Yes!

Totally, that would've been great. You could even have cutscenes with him (or a different character) that gives me insight into him, the STG, the mission at hand.

Calling it rape implies she doesn't want it.

I doubt they'll do it, but BioWare could do missions alongside the other Pathfinders. If Reyes turns out to not be a complete shitter, they could do him too.

>Putting more work on Hayjer or Raeka along with their duties as Salarian Pathfinder and their personal plan to figure out the Kett Exaltation Process
>Hillary Krogan
>Senile Angara Woman
The negro is the best option.

I like the Salarian Pathfinder but playing politician is not something they should be focused on right now.

>implying she wants it

>implying Sara doesn't happily take the purple knot every night

So, what should we talk about for the next 4 or 5 years until another Mass Effect comes out?

>implying she has a choice when the large angara monster overpowers her in the dark

We talk about waifus, after that about the dlc and back to waifus until MEA2 is out.

Sara has autism, she can't consent!

>implying that isn't just foreplay and she doesn't ask for him to dominate her

1.06 fixed her autism, though. Now she's a slut for alien cock instead.

All I want is a good Shanxi femtur raping a prisoner of war fic. First Contact War was the first decent military action any of those raptors had seen in their lifetime, surely had to get the juices flowing.

Encouraging an angara's perverted fantasies is NOT recommended, user!

Off the top of my head?

Males:
Director Jarun Tann
Kallo Jath
Melo
Lumont Hayjer
Dr. Aden
Saelen Varn
Rif the QT on Kadara's AI Outpost
Octans
The guy who wanted a cool scar being treated by Dr. Ryota
The angry one on Aya
The Salarian Dancer at Tartarus

Females:
Zevin Raeka
Bel, Kesh's Tech Spender threatens
The Krogan Fertility Doctor on Newchanka
Aide
Black Market Dealer

There's a couple more but I either forget their names or they didn't have names.

Who said they were Jaal's fantasies?

Sara's only fantasy involving Jaal is covering his ugly cobra slug body in vomit.

Why?

Vomit fetish user pls leave

Not if you just kiss them a bit, and maybe touch their butts.

/meg/...you know exatly who the best waifu is

post feet

Vetra. She is a real woman and not some guy fucking with your mind.

How many times have you finished the game for this to be an issue?

It doesn't make any goddamn sense, but I'm not gonna go into that right now.

Fuck off Liarafag, I've had enough of you and your autism today. Besides, Tali___ is best waifu.

lmao, I hope this is a shitpost

why so mad?

Is Liara one of those Asari that prefers male pronouns?

post moshae feet

>lol umad haha xD

BEcause I've spent my entire day trying to convince you why your waifu is shit and you're a delusional waifufag, and you refuse to listen.

Unless you're the Hambeast Autist. In which case, go fucking die you fucking shitposting faglord.

A common fallacy used by people with no argument. See: Liarafag

are they yours?

Meant to reply to this.

>being exhausted by bashing someones waifu
thats why you will never rech the ascention
stay mad autist

Did fem-ryder run with suvi, no nudity, am sad.

Suvi looks like an old hag, why would you romance her?

Fuck you.