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which of the big 3 will it be?

>price
>performance
>variety
>budget
>transmission
>models
>etc

pros and cons of all aswell

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Benz if you want to look classy. BMW or the Audi if you want to look like a brand whore douchebag.

Mercedes > Lexus > BMW > Audi >>>>>>Cadillac

Also Audi shouldn't be in "the big 3".

Which classes are you looking at I can give you an opinion on Audis since I'm a tech at a stealership but research all three and if possible test drive them all.

Let us consult the rapper to luxury car index (songs in which each car is sung about)

Benz:
(How ya livin' Biggie Smalls?)
In mansion and Benz's givin' ends to my friends and it feels stupendous


BMW:
Sim Simma, who got the keys to my Beemer?
Who am I, the girls dem sugar
How can I, make love to a fellow?
In a rush, pass mi the keys to my truck
Who am I, the girls dem luck
And I and I will make love to precious


Audi:
(this song is literally called audi)
Fuck on these bitches on their menstruals (bitches)
Diamonds, they wet, they go fishin' (fishin')
Whippin', Jeff Hardy in the kitchen (what?)
Count it then wrap up that chicken
Fuck on these bitches, not their menstruals (huh?)
Diamonds, they wet like go fishin' (huh?):
I don't want friends, I want Audis (Audis)
I don't want cars, I want 'Raris (huh?)

Hence, Audis are for dumb low-rent nigs

bmw is the only manufacturer where i understand the models and sub models

i dont know shit about mercedes or audi. especially mercedes range of models n shit

when i see i mercedes a see guy wearing a suit n carrying a briefcase bmw and audi i see some bro wearing a fitted n smoking vape

You can put an audi or BMW in this photo it wont fit in like this benz.

>which of the big 3 will it be?
The 310 mile version

Well Audi goes like this assuming your in the states. Vehicle names go from A3 to A8, with 3 being the smallest and cheapest car, the TT and R8 are the ones that don't follow this rule. If it has S instead of A before the number is the upgraded sport version , don't confuse that with S line that is just an appearance package. If it has RS in the name that is the top of the line performance variant. The Q vehicles are the crossovers and SUVs

>American car

if you're getting a new one
bmw for everything excpet full size,get an s class
if you only care about the interior and comfort,get audi

the c class is the 3 series equilevant,can come as a sedan,coupe or wagon
the numbers next to the c do not necessarily mean what engine the car has
the cheaper mercs have terrible interiors imo so keep that in mind

Cadillac a best

Falls apart at 50k miles vs Falls apart at 200k miles.

Really makes you think.

Mercedes is pure art if you're in the upper echelon of the lineup.

Audi and BMW aren't there, and honestly it is because they are part of conglomerates that have to hold back and reserve "flair" for Bentley and Rolls Royce.

>You can put a BMW in this photo it wont fit in like this benz.
what did he mean by this?

That's nice, but its not a dictators car.

mercs are trashy af these days minorities love em go figure

b9 audi a4 does 60 in 5 seconds while having the best interior and best exterior.
literally a college girls car thats smoking shit left and right, they really hit the dot on this generation

>using human beings to assemble your cars
lol that's cute. maybe someday other car manufacturers will get their own gigafactories.

>german shit
>german shit
>or german shit
No thanks reddit

>some poser cla shit
plz kill yourself op

Talk shit on smokepurpp again I'll beat ur bitch ass

nice cats but at the end of the day fuck electric

fuckn lmao at chargin at a station lile a beta bitch

2015 not being at the pump... just

The Benz because Audis are fucking ugly with that gigantic grille, BMWs are fucking ugly with the pignose grille, and neither have figured out how to not overengineer the shit out of their cars, putting reliability and maintenance/repair costs in the shitter. Mercedes isn't much better but at least they aren't ugly.

None of them get something good instead.

Merc or bmw, rwd meme and I really dislike the audi after driving it for half a year now

I don't have any experience with the Mercedes but I know some bmw guys that are praising the merc's interior quality. If you take the bmw, try to get alcantara, avoid sensatec-leather.

Audi or Benz. Until BMW can figure out their M series, Audi and benz will always be better for performance. The current m3 is such a cluster fuck.

Thinking an Audi falls apart at 50k miles. Especially on that B8.5 Audi you are one poor dumb fuck.

Mercedes has thousands of amg models nowadays, atleast the m-badge still has some prestige

Pic related, is a 3.0 v6 with an AMG badge

Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes. Mercedes
Audi and BMW are just bavarian cars produced by bavarian fags

> bavarian shit
> german quality shit
> bavarian shit

know your shit

>the day AMG became an interior trim badge

Motorsports are dead.

>audi is bavarian now

BMW has produced the best driver's cars by far to come out of Germany along Porsche.
So, if you're not a badgewhore, it goes like this:
BMW>Benz>Audi
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>automatic
>fake exhaust tips
>crossover

AMG

Other way around honestly, people here who drive mercs don't know shit about cars and they almost all have the tacky LED emblem on the front

Agreed, bmw and porsche are the driver's choice whereas merc is more for comfort

>>price
Depends on your local market. Audi has budget brands available.
>>performance
Audi is the only one with a (rebadged) supercar.
Mercedes has the best raw performance otherwise.
BMW is still the true driver's car.
>>variety
Audi has a car for every niche and subniche.
>>budget
Again, Audi.
>>transmission
BMW. Mercedes can't make a manual for the life of them and refuses to use a proper ZF, instead designing their own units. The less said about VAG gearbox lifespans, the better.

Audi shouldn't even be included in this comparison, it's just another VAG brand. This leaves Mercedes and BMW. Both brands are fine, and you should decide between the two based on looks and image. I grew up in a 16v W201, so for me, it's Mercedes.

At least Cadillac can make a proper chassis.