Truckerfag Thread - /TFG/

I hate it when cars are driving... does anyone hate cars?
Dude it's like they dont even know how to drive.
Kinda like bepis. Reminds me I need to get back down to Miami so I can lure him into a trap with rotting fish carcasses. Nigger
Nigger
Nigggyy
Shiggggy
Black ppl.
I like to fuck pussy

There is a reason they have those massive checklists. Its due to fucking idiots before you who didn't do the job properly. So now they have a nice legal document to pass the blame onto ypu when shit hits the fan.

You and I both know 4wheelers don't know how to drive and that all accidents are caused by big bad scary twuck drivers.

Meow

>be training at hdsupply
>5 trucks, one f550 and four tandem freightliner m2
>each driver assigned one truck
>f550 c class driver is decommissioned until nov because csa points caught up to him
>have to go out with him (me driving) for emergency deliveries
>have to do pleb work unload by hand stuff til further notice
I just want to drive my truck already and grind gears reeeeeee

Nice ute.

>Hardly Ableson
lmao

Oh and those fucking rolls fell on my head. Thank god I was using the company provided hard hat. Here's a delivery in the middle of nowhere. Used a dirt road for for miles to get to the site. Concrete trucks coming out on the double. Had to back up 500 to the turnouts. At least it was nice scenery.

Nice ute.

Indeed. With those foot boards I bet it it is hardly able to lean. LMAO

Bf's an otr truckdriver.
Money situation isn't so great, but it's his first year.
I live on the truck with him.
I don't really add to his expenses much, it was his idea for me to move in too.
When does the money thing get better?
He has been worrying a lot since his paychecks have been on the low side, despite busting his ass driving around 400-500 miles on average.
Damn truck payment bills are insane...

youtube.com/watch?v=a7LmGaTNfCM

So you contribute nothing.
You are a truck slut.
Fed and housed in a cuckbox in exchange for a moist hole.

Many of America’s political leaders are warning of the dangers posed by Syrian refugees. They are underestimating, though, the much greater danger: dumbass hicks, in charge of things.

The important thing I want to communicate to the world is: these are dumb hicks. Many Southern mayors are dumb hicks. Many lesser known state representatives are dumb hicks. The governor of Texas has traditionally been, with notable exceptions, a dumb hick. It is wrong to think that our political leaders should be smarter than us. In fact, they are roughly as smart as the people who elect them—us, a nation that boasts large and coherent pockets of dumbass hicks, running things.

There are still a dozen or more states not currently run by dumb hicks that would love to have you, Syrian refugees. Do come, please.

what movie is that from?
i remember it from my childhood

It's a Pro Stock race truck called Brockasaurus, and apparently it competes in tractor pulls all across Ohio.

found the movie i was after anyway, its called maximum overdrive

its about trucks going mad and self driving and shit

>shitty company CAT C7 burns a gallon of oil a week in the winter
>same C7 burns about a quart a week in the summer

???

They were talking about replacing it and told me to get my Class A or fuck off, but now it's not bad anymore. I did get my class A and just waiting for someone else to leave so I can get their tractor, but I'm still confused why this thing burns less oil in the summer by a lot.

Not sure but maybe in the winter some of the rubber seals shrink a bit or get hard and leak more oil.

States in Yurop?

MAGA

Did he sign that contract? Meaning did the company pay for CDL school or did he do it on his own before he got a job?

The boards are hinge mounted so yeah I lean into it deep. Feels cool and looks cool making sparks as I'm ripping on busas

Does anyone here carry a buck knife?
I use mine to stab lot lizards and eat Ben n jerrys icecream

>ripping on busas
What a pathetic liar you are. Why bother pretending to strangers on the internet?

117 stroker kit with a shot of nitrous my boy... I guess after 120 they would start pulling away. But unless it's highway stuff I rip them all day. As they wait for their hp to kick in at 12k rpms in while I'm pulling hard off idle bitch

Aye u fags even know where I am

k hogrider.

nice rings LOL, I remember when I was in 8th grade too

me and my lady watching gwar
she so cray fuks reel gud
her dad left wen shi was 1 yeer old
my dad gif me truck drive it good

SPORTS

Also, a street sign down here claimed one of my side mirrors. I ran over the whole pole in revenge.

Is backing up a semi fundamentally different than backing up a trailer with a pickup truck? I am pretty good at backing up those, long and short. Does that shorten the learning curve for backing the big trucks? Is it pretty much the same thing, except bigger?

U went to 8th grade? Lucky
Ur mad that I am road king
It's objectively more difficult backing small shit and don't fucking paragraph on my thread ever again shithead

who is this imposter
ur lucky I dont get my buck knife out
bet u dont even drive a flat top pete

Its some dude from methheads anonymous

ruh roh raggy

Wew lad. Did that street sign show up for round two?

You are a bit of a dickhead, aren't you. Thanks for the (You) though.

disregard anything he says. hes a know nothing know it all super trucker loser that likes posting selfies of himself and photos of his ugly mentally ill sleeper dwelling wet hole.

Just hanging out with my other super trucker friends today.
You are beloved son of a nice mother. Be happy

How do ppl not drive hood trucks

I enjoy driving trucks
I enjoy fucking sluts
Over the table, doggy on the stairs
Ripping up ur ass so hard you'll be filling out questionnaires

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Anyone otr people here with kids? Has your life on the road affected any of them negatively?

No one on Veeky Forums shud admit to having kids

I had kids but I left one day and forgot to refill their food bowls. Sad.

youtube.com/watch?v=RJOrwjj44Yc

A few years back my dad bought some old 92 Caddy Deville from his neighbor who babied it and it was dope to drive. Had that long ass hood with the emblem sticking up. I would def buy one or a newer one if I had the chance. Dat V8 and they cruise nice. He didn't even need a car but he saw the neighbor puttin a "For Sale" sign on it askin $2500 so he went straight to the bank n grabbed $2200.

Semi trailers are easier to back in some aspects. With dry vans, it's easy to see when the trailer is straight in your mirrors. And the longer the trailer, the less sensitive it is to steering input. With short tralers, sometimes you turn the steering wheel a tiny bit while backing and it turns the trailer 30deg. So it's easier to make small adjustments on longer trailers and keep them straight while backing.

>65mph speed limit
>no trudks in 2 left lanes
>container cunt doin 50mph in the middle lane

Every fucking time. Those container trucks and dump trucks, esp the long dump trailers full of scrap metal. And you know the drivers can't speak English. I would just pass on the left anyway but the fuckers go so slow that cars are backed up trying to pass and I don't even have space to change lanes.

TOP KEK. So with the NOS you now get 160HP?

Are you Cactus's brother?

eog_prod is his father

>Be me, Oilfag
>Be today
>Early job up north of town
>Leave ourselves an hour and a half to drive to the jobsite
>ShouldBeEnough.Estimate
>Last 16 km are on haul road I haven't been down
>Getting tight on time
>Turn onto haul road
>Crazy twisty-turney bombed out old snake of a road
>Get to site with seconds to spare
>Whew.Relief
>Job almost done
>Oil company consultant comes over
>We've got another job for you guys close by once we're done this one here
>k
>Finishing up field ticket for first job
>Pickup pulls up
>Other oil company consultant gets out
>You guys almost done yet?! I'd like to get going!
>Almost.
>Finish up, start following
second oil company rep to next "nearby" lease in a mad rush
>Pass by haul road turnoff
>Wat.
>Get to second site, an hour later
>Now two and a half hours away from town
>Spot truck and rig in
>Consultant comes over
>Just talked with the tanker, he just left toe, so he'll probably be at least two hours
>MFW
>What the fug

Oh well, at least its hourly.

Nah, it just gave up on life. Only the top mounting bracket and the wiring was keeping it with the truck. Fun ride like that all the way from Louisville to the shop. I must have passed at least a dozen state troopers.

>If asked, merely respond that the mirror is now meant for looking inward at oneself

Brockaway named Brockasauras. 5 internets to the first person to that gets the pun.

instagram.com/p/BHhepCODFMF/

Some porn for y'all:

youtube.com/watch?v=637__vXF7DI

Make sure you play it on full blast.

Do/Would you resent and make fun of your curvy wife?

Actually he told me to come on board when he knew I had a job before.
I thought about it for some time before I said yes.
I don't regret it and help around with what I can.
I struggle with anxiety so I don't think I could drive as well.
His company had classes.
The main problem is the actual truck payments and insurance I think.
School overall wasn't that expensive.

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Single axle FTW!

Reminds me of those two trucks i met at a shipper in Massachusetts in January with super singles, both stuck in the shippers' driveway. They'd have been fucked if I didn't have cat litter on the truck

Damnit

Get your shit together.

Accurately on precise lines.

>pull into shipper
>entire loading area blocked
>flatbed with 8 super singles blew a tire on the drives backing in
>he couldn't get enough traction to make the turn out of his loading bay on level, dry concrete
>didn't speak English
>watch him fuck around screaming for an hour
>company trucks start whipping around new piling into the yard
>super single super trucker finally leaves his bay on a pile of shredded tire
>pulls the turn out of the yard in 4th
>gets trailer stuck 4' in the air on a stack of product

Top operating.

>go to downtown Los Angeles a few months ago
>see a giant SWAT-like truck racing down the street with RESCUE SQUAD on the side

>Come back today
>4 black police cars with BOMB SQUAD
>mfw both times

They can't be this much of a shithole, can it?

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>Be Primefag
>Have to repower a load that pays shit and goes to fucking Washington state because sales can't into solo appointment times
>idiot driver parks in front of the god damn fuel island to swap with me and blocks everyone trying to leave
>make him move
>we get swapped
>trailer is shaking my truck like two big ass balloons in a hurricane
>wtf.nef
>pull over, trailer tire is fucking coming apart
>god dammit here we fucking go
>plus I have food poisoning so have to stop every 20 miles to shit
>get to TA and it takes them 3 fucking hours to change it
>14 is shot
>have to hustle across 84 to get there on time
>only 5000lb in the box so blow everyone's doors off on the hills lol
>yay 10mpg
>manage to find parking and Taco Bell in The Dalles
>took some cool pictures today

Fuck this place though. .90cpm going in there had better be a seafood load at Lineage with my name on it

Also quints.

ah fuck so close.

Do you have to sit through shitty site inductions to deliver?

arent you mr big bux leaseidiot?

Hey, how do I become a trucker? Not even kidding.

I know I need my CDL-A, is there anything else I should know? Do I take a class or something? When I take the actual skill test, who provides a truck? I'm a poorfag who wasted 200k and 4 years of my life at college, turns out nobody gives a fuck.

This is my IRL brother, a true supertrucker

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No, but I did get swarmed by locals because I wore my party hat.

It's in the OP of every thread. Did you hit the adderal too hard?

Goddamn, dude. Sleep apnea at night, and a fruit of the loom noose during the day. Guy just can't catch a break.

Too fat to pre-trip your trailer and too weak of an immune system to properly fight off food pathogens, god no wonder your lard ass signed a lease.

>No, but I did get swarmed by locals because I wore my party hat.
You get off easy, I wasted 2 days this week with 2 inductions just to deliver hotrocks, while dressed in a budgie suit with a party hat.

Even with NOS I'm skeptical you'd even get sub 3s 0-60

theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/crime_police/article_5c0bda48-7d19-11e7-afc4-2730f456f2c9.html

niggers

Do you have to pay for the tires or other maintenance on their trailers? I know they don't charge a fee to use their trailers.

>daddy finances me

Quel surprise.

>Party hat
>Budgie suit
Explan dis.

So he leased as a brand new driver?

Shitty. Yesterday it was raining hard all morning and I was delivering to some office buildings with fresh blacktop in the parking lot and had some fun understeer.

So he leased as a brand new driver?
Yep

>Get message at 5AM yesterday
>"No Odessa today"
>Strange
>Take day off
>End of day
>Loads going out via text
>All five but none under my name
>What the actual fuck
>Go in at 6AM today
>Talk to supervisor
>He tells me I'm not dedicated enough and he took my off project
>lmao I beat your team leader to the drop yard twice
>"Oh but that day you were late"
>Yeah, because I would've been running tired and illegal if I came in at 6AM
>"Oh but the team leader also said you didn't want to chain and strap load"
>I was told by the hiring manager all loads are preloaded
>"That's 98% of the time! Plus you don't answer the phone while you're driving! You need a legal Bluetooth headset"
>Proceeds to continue how not everyone is cutout for this and you need to change your sleeping pattern to fit the customer's schedule

Regardless of all that, I unchain, unstrap and get there faster than anyone else that leaves when I do. This company is retarded. I don't even know if I should tell them I want to continue.

Start a trucking company review website, you'll spend the same amount of time working at each company you try but might actually make some money that way

Savage. But this. Also whiney just give in to bepis big cock and work for pepsi

Sounds like a shit show. You gonna walk?

Might as well, I love to nit pick so it's something I'm suited for. El Paso is just shit for jobs, people are willing to cross the border everyday and work for the absolute minimum. Our local economy is based on military or Mexicans who speak no English.

Pepsi pays shit here too since they can hire anyone who can cross the border.

I think so, all the small companies in El Paso are a shit show though. The supervisor even proposed I sleep in my truck at the yard to meet the customer's schedule (even though I already have on both runs), at that point I may as well be on the road.

Who else /truckwashfriday/?

I like how they turned up in their nicest cars, but they could've dressed better.

>be me, wigglewagon shitlord
>be yesterday
>driving through torrential downpour
>off shift, waifu is driving
>cb:"hey fedex! You got no brake lights, I almost hit you!"
>whatyoutalkinboutwillis.wmv
>have her pull into next rest area
>go look at lights
>all lights on...
>the fuck.jpg
>have her turn on flashers
>flashers work
>start to think cb faggot is trolling me
>have her try turn signals, left signal operates wrong light(bottom instead of top)
>right signal operates both right side lights and the bottom left
>what kind of Mickey mouse bullshit is this?
>have her try brakes, only right side brake light comes on.
>goddamnit
>determine the harness end on the dolly was replaced wired by a waterhead
>call fleetnet
>1 to 2 hrs for repair to get there
>wait 6 hrs and fall asleep waiting on repair guy
>kills wife's 14, which means I have to get up early this morning to get us there

How was your friday?

heck