/owg/ - Overwatch General

When does the event begin?

Hana gives good succ in exchange for memes, kimchi or mountain dew

The event will come today, right?

All couples take turns.

>play mercy with a good team
>have a hell of a time ping ponging around everywhere, ressing a group of 2-4, then ping ponging around again

No one told me Mercy was this fun

What if they don't use a strap on?

>implying Mercy would care

you mean made for tender loving.

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I think she is not a fan of Mt. Dew anymore :(

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>Angela would just let her little Rocket Queen be stolen away by a playboy

>76: I feel a lot better having you watch my back
>Ana: We all need someone we can trust, Jack.

Post ships based on loyalty. Yes that includes homo too.

ahegao

xth for it's not a random family

Tender bullying

Hey thats me in the picture haha ;_;

I bet you asked for a new thread just to repost this stupid image, didn't you?

Were probably going to get a teaser they usually do that before releasing an event

>you'll never marry Ana

She can always steal someone else's bitch.

I'm new as fuck, what do I do if I'm Dva, tanking shitloads of damage and shredding enemies, and getting triple-quad kill nukes with my ult and my team are just running in around behind cover and not even trying to get kills or take the objective? Are you just fucked?

Here comes T.Racer!

>loyalty
>faking death out of injured pride and not telling him for 6 years
Loyalty is still loving someone despite brainwashing. To the point where you take a huge risk to honor their memory.

I just deleted it so I could repost it actually

>implying Mercy would care when she's probably already planning on having a cyborg ninja army with Genji

I'm all for McCree getting some caramel and Tracer getting German white chocolate.

>you will never kiss, Ana

Avacados las Moltres!

The game is a dice roll
The only option to trick the system is playing zarya and carrying your team into oblivion

FUCKFUCKFUCK

DON'T OPEN THIS GIF WHILE LISTENING TO "THE BEST IS YET TO COME"

Blast the Kpop to full volume and ignore your team. works for me

Friendly reminder that the Big 3 are always going to be in the spotlight no matter how boring you find them

>Dude Pharah uses her moms last name. They probably aren't married.

refer to:
>They don't need to be married and its not an indication that they aren't.

Best mom

>using cropped porn for an OP image

pathetic

Wait to get match with better players? not much you personally can do other than your best.

Its not like I killed Jack or anything..

I tried that but instead I get gangbanged by enemies as soon as my defense matrix depletes and my team are still just goofing off elsewhere. Maybe I'm just too bad to solo carry a game.

Angela got Y E L L O W E D

is this bait?

>''Where's my grandkids, user? Why isn't Fareeha pregnant already?''

Well how bad does the game punish you if you just leave a game in QP?

I want to have sex with Reapers ex wife or daughter!

>you will never kiss anyone or anything

just kill me already

Mercy got herselfed

Shes infertile

My friend got the game yesterday.
Is there some guide to give them a quick rundown on important mechanics instead of me having to explain such and such on the spot all the time?

Well she, refuses to let me cum inside until I pass her rigorous strength test

Angela's wishing Fareeha the best while Angela decides to choose Genji.

>I want grand babies Mccree...
I can see Ana giving that voiceline to Mccree

I would fuck myself, too if I could. Then neither of us has to be virgin.

If Ana was there to knock Gabe and Jacks heads together they would not have gotten into a fight and the base would not explode.

So Ana indirectly caused Gabe eternal suffering as a ghost thingy. Forced Jack into hiding for years. And caused the deaths of the 100s of people in the HQ. Even worse she wasn't even brainwashed just willingly hiding after an injury that could just be another scar like reins or regrow as mercy offers.

What is that, a ship for ants?

>"Mom, what the fuck."

That's my secret ship. Two people coming to terms with their paths in life and becoming better humans for it while also falling in love with each other.

youtube.com/watch?v=57zFkL9GSZA

Are you Blue?

why the fuck is ana sleep dart hitbox the size of a small planet

Mercy got bloo'd

Idk ive never quit one

You mean younger sister.

These skill are the important ones:
1. Teamwork/Communication: The team with the better teamwork will always win! Even obvious things like ult-kombos win matches. Always communicate clearly. Praise if someone does something good. Never shit on someone for any reason. Mentality wins games.
Also what heroes can you play that compliment your teamcomposition. youtube.com/watch?v=G9qI7AM7AjA
2. Positioning: Highly overlooked! Always be in the perfect postition depending on the hero you play. Try to find out the perfect angles and corners of a map.
3. Timing: When and when not to use an ability or ultimate. Also remembering what abilities of the enemy are on cooldown or what ults are probably coming at you soon and communicate that to your team.
4. Targetpriority
Learn what your hero is supposed to to at any given moment in the match.
5. Know your enemy
Learn in detail what heroes you don't play can and can not do.

Bloo got
Um
Deathed

It was more of "Mercy being the older sister is wishing the younger sister Pharah the best" kind of deal.

posting purest and most canon ship

that girl in the blue looks like ana

youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g

>come back a year later
>stuns still broken as fuck

Sorry, wrong image.

Death gets a Frenchmans sloppy seconds. Then again he doesn't even have a dick anyways.

>event JUST ended and people can't wait for the next one
Game is already dead

>t. silver

I don't know about that. I feel like Jack was the moderate and Ana and Reyes were on the extremes. I feel like she would have made things worse. I am basing this off of the Uprising comic though. She is a shitty person for a abandoning Overwatch but so is Jack. Jack abandoning Overwatch caused it to be shut down a year later after the Swiss HQ incident. Without his leadership the originization collapsed. It's no wonder he seeks solace in Ana's company. They both are failures and that's what makes them interesting. I do agree with you 100% that Widowmaker is more loyal to her husband though. Nobody can break that loyalty.

It's almost as if events are fun.

>every hero with a stun is S/A tier

Do you think they'd go on double-dates?

Didnt you say canon?

But if the base game is already fun, why are people so desperate for an event?

Punished Widow

a soldier of hell

HOLY SHIT

this user is onto something

Cosmetics
Extra reasons to play
Idk

only because you're delusional
ana is a soldier through and through and she accepts that in fareeha's line of work there's not a good chance she'll settle down to raise a kid

>if a game's fun, why do people like having more fun stacked on top of that?

whats future law enforcement's stance on recreatuonal drugs?

i mean they are in a world of hardlight constructs, robuts, possible sex robuts, nanomachines and other future shenanigans

also possibly having the tech to just cure addictions trivially

(You)

Okay way to suck the fun at everything

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Not that guy, but if that were the case Fareeha wouldn't have even been born.

Neeeeeggerssssssssss

is that a fucking scouter

>she got punched in the ovaries one too many times
Great, now I can't stop chuckling like a retard.

Can't wait for this to be canon.

Which hero smokes the most weed and which ones think it's evil?

Post yfw TURRET'S BEIN DESTROYED

Reaper, Soldier 76. Ana has a cock addiction.