/wtg/ - War Thunder General

First for Bubi

Kek

Whats the context

just ordered my buttplug and chastitycage :3

AMA

when will you kill yourself?

cute! What model of cage?

samefag

What did she mean by this? :3

It means you're a faggot

We gayposting now?

rude! sounds like someone's mad she isn't getting to cum~

fuck off back to /wotg/ with your faggotry before we get thrown into the pot with the other gay threads.

>implying /wtg/ isn't the gayest threat on the board

>she wasn't here during yakposting
If only you knew just how bad things could get

No. we were nowhere near the gayest thread.
Go. Away.

I prefer yakposting to homosexuality.

Giving Yaklivesmatter and Comett the yummy cummies!

Is there a specific reason Yaks preform better at high altitudes than Mustangs or is it just faulty russian coding?

The reason is that 4 km isn't high alt. 10 km is.

but those are the same thing user

I want to cum inside [JG508] YakLivesMatter!

Is Many Miles Away ironically best war thunder YouTuber?

Like I said, High altitude. A yak dived on and outpaced me at some 30k+ feet.

[JG508] YakLivesMatter's hormone pills!

[JG508] YakLivesMatter's small, supple breasts!

[JG508] YakLivesMatter's tiny caged dick!

[JG508] YakLivesMatter's long shaved legs!

Yaks are notorious for shit like that, a 3P can keep up with a P-47N at 7-8km, and if you dare angle your nose up even a tad to try and continue gaining alt on him, he'll start catching up

[JG508] YakLivesMatter's aching boypussy!

[JG508] YakLivesMatter!
[JG508] YakLivesMatter!
We love [JG508] YakLivesMatter!

>being bad
>not being good

Its not all russian planes? I saw a La-11 chase down a Sabre once.

fuck off gumby

rip /wtg/

Fuck off Miles, anyone can be good if they shit their tank up with bushes.

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and it all started with this post by me :^)

This general needs to fucking die.

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Just report the little autists and let jani take care of them.

>shilling for boreblunder
KYS!

Bubi spend eleven years in the Gulag post-war because he bombed a bread factory in 1943/44.

It's not even the individual posts that are the problem. It is that there is an underclass of people who are so fucking bored of the game that they don't even play it, don't even care about it, and just come here out of habit. Then they find there's nothing here (because nobody is playing the game) and just shitpost to keep the thread alive, something that really is only out of tradition than any reality that there are enough people interested for this game to deserve a general.

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>tfw no YB-40 to take gunshipping to a whole new level

Just wait until the americans wake up

I am so fucking sick of invulnerable T-34s infesting the mid-tiers.

I want a special He-100 that has all parts that can possible be replaced by carbon or a modern lighter material replaced.

Basically a tier 2.3 Yak-3 with peashooters.

nice thread >boreblunder

It you seriously have problem with T-34s at tier 3, you have some serious issues.

>he doesn't know the wonders of british "main guns"

Sherman firefly can easily make mincemeat of any t-34s.

Whats the issue?

>firefly
Don't have it.

I have the two Cromwells, which are a fucking joke in this tier when they used to be rapemachines at lower tiers, and the Achilles, which is merely a family-sized sedan masquerading as an armoured vehicle.

>Down's: the plane
Who the fuck designs something like this?

>single piece molded carbon wings
Shit nigga, that will be one flawless laminar flow.

Yeah, youre pretty much at a point in the brit tree where you need to change your play style to survive. You no longer can play the invincible bullet sponge that was the churchills and everything else.

Use the achilles as a long range sniper, becauss you aint doing shit up close. Do you have the Archer?

It does get better once you get the comet and the rocket car railgun TD in tier 4. You have no armor but can obliterate anything with an amazing gun and great shells.

>Archer
Do not even mention that vehicle in my presence.

It is forsaken.

most interwar bombers was designed after late-20s passenger planes. Plus, these things wre intended to cruise at < 250 km/h, so aerodynamic shape was generally less important.

>Italy gets an actual heavy bomber before Germany
kek

>new T5 tank to grind
>every nation except Japan has viable ATGM vehicle now
not sure if want

They have 4 Do-217 bombers each with 4000 kg bombload, that are not only faster than about any heavy bomber, but can survive dive up to 750 km/h

I remember British tanks, was a noob back then and didn't knew they shot solid AP rounds.. Got to the firefly where I realized I couldn't do shit against IS-2s and so on. Not to mention the HORRIBLE TDs or the absolute shitrounds the Churchill mk.IIV fired...

>fly F-84
>spend most of my time bullying props
Comfy desu.

I don't want to play German tanks because they bore me, I don't want to play Soviet tanks because they make me feel dirty, I don't want to play American tanks because their entire tree is 400 different types of Sherman, and >Japanese tanks.

But British tanks fucking suck.

You get either shit guns and set cruise control and alt-tab, or shit guns and get oneshot by the loader using his pistol. There is no "good guns" option, because even 17drs get eaten by KV-1 armour despite having 50mm more pen than it.

Honestly German or Soviet tanks are the way to go, had WAY more fun in those. Not to mention the absolute stomping of the Soviet tanks in low-tier

>Gaijew will never add the P.108 with the 102mm anti-ship cannon
What's the point

>400 different types of Sherman
If you don't like Shermans than use either the M18 or M41.
The US TD and light tank lines are extremely fun.

They've said they plan to, though.

No they dont, the comet and charioteer are unironically the most fun ive had in the brit tree because theyre so damn speedy.

Sure, anything so much as looks at you you die, but you can fuck up a KT or T-29 from the front by shooting through his face, not to mention the damage you'll do if you shoot anything from the side. Once you hit tier 4 medium tanks its even more fun.

Fret not comrade.

Well I take it back then, good on them

>"OH SHIT NIGGA IM OUT OF HERE"

>playing in BR 8.0

I finally understand that tanker

How many more thousands of games with the Archer until I get there, though.

I refuse to spend money on the game but this fucking grind, just kill me now.

So... do the free eagles apps do anything? It seems too good to be true and I hope I dont looke like a fucking retard asking.

Phly is advertising the app so it cant be all bad can it?

>nametags

kys

Its 12:20. what planet do you live on?

Did the commander just abandon the tank before even getting hit?
Also source.
Syria?

Tank not hit, the projectile just missed it.

>Did the commander just abandon the tank before even getting hit?
Yep.

Imagine the faces on his crew when he gets back in.

War crimes tank when?

cant connect to player profile

anyone know if the servers are down or some shit

pls help i dont wanna go on the forums

I am not having that problem.