>"user, you're hurting me!" >"I don't know what you want! You're scaring me!"
Zachary Jones
wowitsnothing
Jayden Barnes
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John Nelson
*blocks your path*
Carter Carter
P-please help, user. I need somebody to perform m-maintenance on my rear port...
Jose Gomez
...
Bentley Torres
OH SHIT GUYS RESTART YOUR CLIENT
Brandon Barnes
HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK UNDER D.VA'S SKIRT
Hudson Ramirez
Mei is trash
Ethan Adams
*Builds ult in 10 seconds*
Luis Adams
Poncho and sombrero skin for Sombra when?
Daniel Brown
>tfw lack imagination
Landon Foster
Whats the point of trolling people that there's an update when there's none?
Get a life
Camden Phillips
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Aiden Martin
POST SCREENSHOT OF NEW D.VA SKIN PLZ
Ryan Morales
das rasiz
Carter Bailey
Say something nice about his cute sister.
Caleb Johnson
How embarrassing!
Thomas Cooper
Right into Amelie's arms!
Zachary Baker
Nothing to see here
Nolan Williams
my race is not a costume
Ryan Brown
just woke up is there an event today
Elijah Watson
> t. spic
Anthony Turner
So are we getting an update today or what?
Jayden Jones
Cute!!!!!
Kayden Phillips
shit waifu shit artstyle shit anatomy
delete yourself user
Zachary Brooks
I WANT COMMANDER REYES TO CUM INSIDE 17 YEAR OLD BLACKWATCH MCCREE'S TIGHT BOYPUSSY
Thomas Brown
GUYS TURN YOUR TV ON IT'S HAPPENING
Brayden Diaz
Wish they'd have kept the "Discord Orb can be applied through barriers" buff.
Levi Martin
I like her coat. Her son is cute.
Henry Wright
post best hero
Sebastian Ross
BEEN HERE ALL ALONG
Adam Ortiz
She has a lovely family and I hope they have a very nice life.
Asher Lopez
>Oh there's no stoppin' me!!
Charles Reed
Wtf I'm addicted to blueberries now.
Angel Wood
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Thomas Baker
Sorry, I deleted it.
Cameron Cruz
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Daniel Phillips
Why do baddies think that Sombra is bad when she has LITERALLY one of the best ults in game
Ian James
I'll agree for the other two points, but it's not nice to make fun of someone else's waifus. It's all subjective.
That's what some people are hoping for, but it's probably next week.
Aiden Roberts
you could say bitter and sour too but that doesnt change the truth of what he said
Gavin Roberts
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Dylan Sanders
It's a father/son relationship. Overwatch is a family. Jack like his old man too. And Ana's everyone's mom. Don't be gross.
Caleb Barnes
>post best hero
Aaron Phillips
Because she need the two dreaded c-words to make it work. C O O R D I N A T I O N & C O M M U N I C A T I O N
Joshua Nelson
People need to learn that there are good waifus/husbandos and bad waifus/husbandos
Connor Peterson
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Ryan King
>11 am PDT
NO EVENT HAHAHAHAH NIGGERS
Jonathan Reed
Other than losing her older brother who she loved very much.
Asher Gomez
I want to install a fleshlight inside Orisa!
Gavin Baker
>"Cheers, fag, the frickin calvary is here"
Jonathan Smith
I thought we'd get atleast a teaser for next week ;_;
Josiah Miller
Event was cancelled due to new Chinese laws
Brayden Brown
REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
Henry Johnson
The only bad waifu is a waifu that doesn't exist. The only good waifu is your waifu. Yes, you, user. The one reading this.
Sebastian Perry
TURN UP THE RADIO JEFF MAKING A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
Colton Martinez
She doesn't even need that, if people would be not retarded and listen for >EMP ACTIVATED and shoot the enemy they would win I was in a game earlier with a sombra, No communication whatsoever, I waited for her ult then immediately used mine and we smashed them
Anthony Thomas
>implying other heroes don't need that as well with this being a TEAM GAME
Metafats just love scapegoating non-Reddit approved heroes.
Anthony Williams
We are indeed adding a countdown to the current competitive season's end in an upcoming patch.
In the meantime, I can let you know that Season 4 will end on May 29 at 0:00 UTC. We decided to have a shorter amount of "offseason" time without competitive play as compared to previous seasons.
As a reminder, the time of May 29 0:00 UTC can correspond to different time and date depending on where you live in the world. As an example, that date and time is May 28 5:00pm Pacific Daylight Time or May 28 8:00pm Eastern Daylight Time.
Blake Morris
>was planning to set everything up like the original release date for overwatch >didn't happen today >all to waste
Nah, not really, but I want to do it. When is the event?
Julian Sullivan
>watch uNKOE >GM/top 500 in Korea >he wins a KotH with 3 supports Symmetra in his team
Asher Cox
Abort mission, no event today
Brayden Long
Joke's on you I have a husbando
Joshua Brown
Guys check OW youtube, new cinematic.
Caleb Green
I want to install MY DICK inside Orisa!
Jose Watson
>the time of May 29 0:00 UTC can correspond to different time and date depending on where you live in the world
>a time in a specified timezone changes based on where you are no it doesn't, that's not how timezones work
Jeremiah Rivera
RELAUNCH YOUR BNET CLIENT
Luke Price
This image gets less funny with every new bit of detail added
It stops being a joke because of how similar it is to the situation and literally just becomes a drawing someone did of the beginning of an overwatch game
Luke Bell
A husbando is just a waifu under another gender.
Jaxson White
>lying on the internet
Wyatt Ramirez
People need to be aware that EMP ACTIVATED is going to happen, otherwise they might be busy getting a healthpack, going for a flanking route, reloading, retreating, etc. It's like nanoboosting someone who doesn't expect it – it can work but it's not reliable.
Most offensive heroes' ults kill people. Sombra primes people for killing but does not actually deal any strict HP damage (unless you count shield depletion), so she absolutely needs her team to capitalize on her ult. She's like Zarya or Rein in this regard – they can get the whole enemy team CCed but whether they can do anything to that team and how much they can do often depends on their teams. Not always, but often.
Andrew Campbell
I'm very fond of family dynamics too but something about McCree confirmed to be pressganged into Blackwatch at such a young age fuels a forest fire inside me, you can't deny he would have been passed around like a food tray even between the commanders and Ana herself.
Jack Turner
Who would have thought, I'm shocked
Jeremiah Moore
i loved playing Fernando back when he was literally unkillable on a CP
Jacob Robinson
DELETE CLIENTREGISTRY.BLOB
Owen Nguyen
Alright blizz, I'll give you one more hour to not disappoint me
Jeremiah Flores
Would've thought it would end sooner. I wonder if the off-season will be shortened again.
Austin James
I think all waifus and husbandos are great! Every one of them has something that makes someone happy, right? As long as that someone enjoys them, then they're doing their job!
Aiden Edwards
So, maybe you guys are just bad at dates? Maybe today is not the anniversary? :thinking:
Dylan Jones
>correspond >correspond >correspond
Gavin Wood
You're forgetting >Low HP >No defensive abilities >Shots have travel time making him harder to aim with
Also they'll be buffing his healing soon since he's fallen behind now that literally every other healer has had their healing increased since they first appeared.
Healing orb needs to heal for 40-45.
Jaxson Davis
>be comp newfag >match 13ish >wait to pick Hero til the end >2/2/1 >"we need a mercy" >pick Zen >match goes swimmingly til stalled at the end(attack Gibraltar) >switch to Ana even though I barely have 30mins with her >win after roiding up Reinhardt Fuck mercy desu. Rezzing is a meme.
Jose Martinez
INSTALL GENTOO
Elijah Gray
HOLY SHIT ITS THE DOODLE I DID 70 YEARS AGO. I didn't kno anyone saved it
Christian Gomez
>increase healing >healers can now outheal a lot of damage >increase damage to negate it >now damage dealers burst through healing >increase healings >healers can now outheal a lot of damage >increase damage to negate it >etc.
Blake Carter
SCATTER!
Austin Lopez
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Luis Peterson
This game is fucking retarded. It's a complete cointoss whether you'll have a fun, balanced match or if the game is a grueling, one-sided stomp.
Gavin Rogers
40-45 is still the lowest healing in the game and less than what Mercy had at launch.
Michael Jones
>you can't deny he would have been passed around like a food tray