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>thread wars

fuck off, this one was earlier

Abathur buffs when

Which heroes hard counter D.va?

D.va is a boring tank who doesn't bring anything new to the game.
Blizzard doesn't want my money, they delayed the welcome bundle for seemingly no reason.
Tyrande's rework is a nerf.
Hanamura is still the worst map currently in rotation.

You already did this the last week and everyone told you to fuck off faggot.

Is it just me, or are this d.va's boobs bigger than normal?

LiLi is the best

>gazlowe
who will win?

>open my 10 boxes
>2 legendaries
>ones a shitty horse mount
>ones a duplicate of infested tychus

do they not want people to spend money on boxes or something

>Tyrande's rework is a nerf.
Tyrande feels all around worse than before, and way less fun. The only fun thing is the perma stealth. I'm surprised they gave her less damage when people wanted her to be an assassin

>Mercy unleashing the jizz-cannon in the background

I can't tell if D.Va is bad or if it just feels like I do almost nothing in a fight

At what rank can you be considered good?

Its called rng

pretty cool huh

Blizz only nerf stuff, this is their philosophy in general

Something just becomes good after they nerf everything else around it

Don't get why they nerfed Tyrande tho, she never felt OP

people read the op?

Anyone with a bit of damage and full health

it's also called diluting the legendary pool with crappy mounts

I mean unless you wanna a full collection there is no reason to buy boxes

With some time you can farm enough shards to craft what you like unless you are really unlucky, also every skin will eventually be featured if you wanna spend money

Killing the boss in Hanamura should give you another payload that you have to escort

Wrong

>Try to play the game since it won't matter if we win or lose
>Team screams at me for not running to the tower and dying

I wouldn't have cared much if they nerfed her for whatever reason, but they made her less fun too and less versatile.

>Hanamura has a shitload of issues and is a fucking awful map.
>But I'm starting to prefer it to Braxis.

Breakfast Holdout a shit.

Just play Sylvanas.

Manly build left
Pussy build right
yellow optional

Why didn't you guys tell me Kael'Thas was so fun?

>get my convection stacks
>proceed to win multiple 2v1s nuking people for 1400 damage while they don't spread out for living bomb

>Haunted Mines is back

Also take Amateur opponent for PvE maps if u want

>tfw when both threads are shit

Isn't Anub'arak a bit OP?

>Tyrande rework forces you to choose between owl sniping and Lunar Flare sniping

shoo shoo blizz jew

>blind ult
>not purifier beam for manly DPS
Shit taste.

is Tomb of the Spider Queen back in rotation ???

Shhhhh

Yes, played it today.

>those melee assassins
Heh.

Who else hates the spider map?

I always keep hoarding gems and never turn them unless we get the boss, most of the time I just die with 50+ gems because my team is retarded and they don't go to boss neither they know how to teamfight

yes

tyrande is my eternal waifu but they gutted her in this rework

how is shadowstalk even an ultimate?

that many numbers is too complicated goy, just like how you cant handle playing all the maps

>Just started the game last week
>Got bored of the map selection
>Maps rotated this week

Nice.

However,

>Still Hanmura
>Still Braxis

Any tips for the new maps? Someone on my team for HM said that it's best to have a specialist like Sylvanis just constantly pushing instead of sending your entire team down to get skulls. They said even if the enemy golem is stronger than yours, the specialist will have been making enough progress to make up for it.

Is this just a shit player spouting bad ideas, or is this good?

>teammate gives up and says "just let them win"
>I get the urge to prove them wrong and we end up winning somehow

Yes along with Haunted Mines and Warhead

they added one more column so I think it's better?

>two tyrandes

you what

It's amazing how they channeled the monotonous, annoying gameplay of Overwatch perfectly into this game.

And with infinite mech D.Va, it's even MORE authentic.

more elf cutes soon!

The more useless shit I collect, the more common shards are, eventually every box is going to be nothing but shards and I can buy anything I want

api never
or with similarly vague statistics

they could have added the column and kept the numbers

He's correct, HM is so tiny that it's easy to make a huge push while the enemy is dicking around with the grave golem, as long as you have 30-50 skulls you're fine

I just started playing

Diablo is fucking fun. Charge Fling Charge is so good.

How is the gold generation in this game? I hate having to grind to unlock heroes

1. D.va really sucks on 3-lane maps. Too big and she's way too slow.
2. Decent on the two lane maps.
3. no damage
4. Doesn't really bring anything to a teamfight outside of bunnyhop.
5. The Meka dies really fast because you're going to be getting clipped by everything. No self-sustain either.
6. D.va dies really fast because she's a nubile young korean girl and right now everyone is testing out Alarak so the moment your robot dies you're getting turned into a xeno flesh condom.

Which female hero would be most willing to take a creamy load of sperm up the butthole?

Ysera or Alextrasza would be really cool to have in the game with a nice dragon transformation ultimate.
Make it happen Blizzard.

>queue up for unranked
>long-ass queues
>get match
>someone dodges when waiting for players
>do it again
>the same shit happens
>endless queues again
What the fuck?

lewd

Sylvanas

But she would never admit it, because she doesn't want to look weak or anything, but she seriously needs some good passionate fuck to relieve all the stress she gets from being the warchief of the hord, queen of the forsaken and best girl overall

HOW THE FUCK DOES MY TEAM EXPECT ME TO PUSH THE PAYLOAD WHEN IM BUSY COLLECTING THIS DAMN ESSENCE

D.Va is only slightly better than release Lunara.

She gave Nathanos a better body just for that mate

REMINDER

can someone post that pic of zagara pulling dehaka's tongue while abby watches

Is this the friendly Maiev next reminder?

She's near useless. She's a tank who can only slow with her ultimate and the only stun she has is a quarter second push.
Her big gimmick is that she can make her mech explode, which, because of its slow startup and huge telegraph, will only ever hit someone who couldn't get out anyway (ie rooted or chain stunned).

>tickets now for sale

A foreign artist drew this picture.

...

>playing chorime and put time loop on D.va
>she flys forwards and self descurts
>Play dragon eye right on the time loop going for the kill since she's in pilot d.va move
>It transfers the meka instead and I die
>try it again after level 18 and get the talent that teleports all heroes back
>Still doesn't effect baby d.va
Ok seriously what is this horse shit blizzard.

>Join nexus group
>Hey guys I am streaming ^.^
>Proceeds to throw hard as fuck

Does Artanis just get screwed super hard by Diablo or am I just bad? Feels like using any of my abilities is just an invitation for him to throw me into his team

how big is sonyas dick?

Can someone summarize it quickly the lore about the zergs? ( Aba, Dehaka, Zagara )

How does RaF work? Do i have to Recruit somebody else to get the free hero, or if somebody recruits me, then as long as i play i unlock them as the recipient too? (Is it two way or one way basically)

nexus challenge round 4 in a few hours?

Bul-kathos sized.

been live in the us for hours eurocuck

Fuck no. Artanis has titan killer. You just need to get better and not engage unless it's 5 vs 5. When fighting Diablo always keep in mind that he can slam and push you into his team and engage accordingly

Jaina for sure.

So, how is dva?

this game needs more female elf heroes

Valeera is so fucking garbage.

Give lunara level 1 and 4 talents

maiev soon

is the challenge day 4 active on EU yet?

Stop picking Nova.

holy crap what happened to dehaka he hurts so much now

abby is in charge of evolving and improving the swarm

zagara is second in command, and is specially trained by kerrigan to lead the swarm when kerri dies

dehaka is an ancient primal zerg, and is independent and unaffected by the zerg hivemind. his only goal is to obtain essence and evolve and improve.

>tfw no more infernal shrines

Give Lunara a proper E.

when will week 4 start for eurobois?