Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

LAST TIME ON /ss13g/!
>shitposting

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

unban the phung

>;ling help when IAA moron flashes me for exploring with them (fuck you you unfriendly shitter)
>round is actually ling

>random shitter fucking up bar
>janitor and you murder him together and clean up the scene

Neat.

Previous thread:

What did the game mean by this?

your circuitboards were getting spooked by a ghost so hard you turned welsh

"stop being a faggot"

99% of the time IAAs are played by powergaming snowflakes shitters, no big surprise there

Looks like cyrillic replacement characters, I get the same shit but in welsh.

set your language

How does recruitment for the xenoarch borgs work? Does it poll one random ghost at a time or what?

AH SO VELLY SOLLY SAH HO HO

>OPS OPS OPS BOMBING LING
>OPS BOMBING VAMP
>BOMBING CULT

...

Is it wrong to feel nostalgia for something I have not experienced?

>DUDE HEAT PLASMA WITH HEATERS
>COOL O2 WITH FREEZERS
>MAXDEV BOMBS

>tumblr OP image
>no link to last thread in OP
>no edition name
>low effort last time on
you faggots should have chosen my thread

You don't even need the burn chamber?

no, it was probably needed before the maxcap was put in

>998kpa heated plasma in one tank
>998kpa cooled o2 in the other
>WAOW SO HARD

man how many wizard rolls is shadow gonna buy after PRing 3 new spells consecutively

the classic bar and kitchen at the south

WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME NICK

here comes the whiny baby

baby's day out mode when?

Shadowmech as headcoder when

nigger

>baystation
>nostalgia

>he's so new that he doesn't remember that's an older form of box played on older /v/-Veeky Forums servers along with Veeky Forums

we didn't have fucking xenoarch back then nice try idiot

>literally outing yourself as one year new player

17:35:39
17:36:39

...

nigger

>watch someone kidnap and torture people with electric chairs and waterboard them

the people here are scary

here comes the whiny baby

Nukeops is so hit or miss

Acquire betterment

I wasn't ops that round
Go back to /v/

maybe you shouldn't miss lol it would make the rounds better

>he hasn't gone around roving the halls gang raping unsuspecting strangers, yet
It was HellMOO right from the start.

>op rushes to telebomb random areas of the station
>crew call the shuttle before the rest of the ops realise that it happened
>everyone piles out of the shuttle to try and salvage the wreck
>unsurprisingly, the crew are ready for them when they get to the station
>everyone dies like bitches

I went back to the brig to put you in the sec shuttle!

When I got there, you weren't inside.

I-

user, I...

meet me in dorms I'll be wearing kitty ears

I've been playing since Thingolus was hosting.
I don't recognize that brig or the fucking xenoarch tumor jutting out of research.

>that new
wow dude

>mfw would always space all the cat ears on the station start of the round every round

...

>He didn't play on Zealots
>Or Cserus
>Or Zealots again
>He wasn't part of the Heads of Staff sleepover
>He didn't take part in the Ricky Bobby raids
Shaking my damn head

where do they spawn I will do this every single round

sorry?

>RICKY BOBBY RAIDS
HELLO FELLOW ANCIENT PLAYER. Who is this

Remember to tell your waifu how much you like them! Even if they play it off they'll still feel warm deep down inside!

>this metacancer is why the game is turning to shit

tfw you will never take over the station as a diona where kudzu doesnt kill you
diona gamemode when

Stop overreacting spergo

Please, no more syndie rounds.

Monkey rounds are probably more stimulating than fucking stealth newcocks

The warden took me out, and then i got distracted barking at Sasha, so the warden made me go into maintenance with him! It was already blown up, I died.

>want to make mechs
>two nuke ops rounds in a row

>not drilling the nuke

are you even trying desu

Is extended ever a thing?

yes but admins get bored like 5 minutes in and start fucking shit up

We had one last time
And then a rod went through the entire station

>last time
what did he mean by this?
I remember that though

Goddammit. Want mechs, too bad syndies. Want Plants, too bad, mages. Want slimes, too bad, cowardly Captain.
How annoying.

nuke went off before I could finish the mech
they're quite slow to build

Extended is ass.
At least let it be double agent.

What the fuck is extended?
You mean button pressing mode?

>tfw you will never be able to build your own space shuttle.
>tfw you will never be able to be the Discount Dan's Associate who turns the vending machines into killing robots
>tfw you will never be able to make carbon fiber with the biogenerator in botany
>tfw you will never have two space stations at war with eachother.
>tfw you can't take over the station by mass breeding as a mouse
why live?

What would you even do with carbon fiber?

>dragonbro puts in 12 hour admin shifts everyday for months
>probe says he's not fullmin material
>puts it to a vote
>51-16

When the fuck do we deadmin people who aren't around?

>>tfw you will never be able to build your own space shuttle.

Adminhelp/pray.
I'll be blunt and say while we can do it with you we likely won't. The system and interface for it is ass and a huge pain - not the fault of the coders it's just the nature of the beast

Extended and Vampire is a thing, but they're definitely not good roundtypes when high pop is in

Vampire need some buff

Mostly on lowpop

Vamps are just fucking stupid OP the moment you get some blood. Only problem is that they're too easy to fluke before that.

mechs are really stupid and usually useless, only good as a novelty for new or unrobust players tbqh.

Their one use is probably fucking up a blob or drilling into the AI core on malf.

phazon is a killing machine if you can get a miner to go to the clownroid
or more realistically just go there yourself

carbon fiber is basically what plasteel is going to be in real life. But ingame it could just be metal. At a VERY high biogenerator price.

Maybe there should be some automated way to turn rooms into shuttles if they meet the requirements.
Like make the shuttle computer and the thrusters craftable or something

pro question do wooden walls even stop gasses/oxygen from going through?

>Isaac will never kidnap and torture you in maintenanc
Why live

They're very good at murderboning, that's just about the only thing they do. Oh and ayys, but that's like stars lining up.
And yeah phazons are like spending the entire round playing Solitaire and then at the end of it you "win".

Isaac and I kidnapped and caged waifus one round during purge 1

>solarius can't defend himself or they'll ban him for stirring drama

top zoz

if you do not know what an ijzerkoekje is i will have to kill you

hey bieter

no

I remember that, twas fun
[Spoiler] suprisingly they didn't get raped it was always to chaotic to do so [/spoiler]

Will there ever be another purge? It honestly sounds really dumb and I would probably just stop playing until it was over.

>capitalizing Spoiler
>adding a closing spoiler

kys

No

First purge was kinda fun but the second purge was unbelievably dry and boring so a purge episode 3 probably won't happen

rate my pillbottle
ratios will be tweaked with testing (esp metabolism rates

>10u tri/trama 5u bic/alk/kelo/derm/dex/dex+

>14.5u~ hyp 1u syna 5u inap

>10u imida 10u inac 10 lipo

>1 water

>1 potassium

>not 100/100 potass/water mix

>dex and dex+ in the same pill
>synap not mixed 1:20 with AT
>inap AT ALL
>more than 1u lipozine
needs work

Is this for personal use powergaymen, or for the WILD RIDE?
Either way, sorely lacking dedicated dex pills and some iron.

>>tfw you will never have two space stations at war with eachother.

Well, you technically could as Nuke Ops. Go take over the Derelict as Syndicate and wage war from it on the main station.

Needs a lot of work, why are all the pills so small?

>hating inap
Inap is pretty good, not for the oxy damage prevention though.

Is the first one a single pill? If so wasteful as fuck/10.

>please no more best rounds

dutch rangeban when