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How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, May 16th:
1204 – Baldwin IX, Count of Flanders is crowned as the first Emperor of the Latin Empire.
1811 – Peninsular War: The allies Spain, Portugal and United Kingdom, defeat the French at the Battle of Albuera.
1891 – The International Electrotechnical Exhibition opens in Frankfurt, Germany, and will feature the world's first long distance transmission of high-power, three-phase electric current (the most common form today).
1527 – The Florentines drive out the Medici for a second time and Florence re-establishes itself as a republic.
1943 – The Holocaust: The Warsaw Ghetto Uprising ends.

>News
EU4 DD 09/05
forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-9th-of-may-2017.1020275/

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# Archive (mods only)
mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw

>>[CK2] - user Music Mod
mega.nz/#!vIQnEZJK!5YCtpPMElgZJ3DDaVSaxJqEGym87SKZxfx-uKVwZmqM

>>[CK2] - After The End
github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
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>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
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>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
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>>[V2]Africa Mod
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White & based (like Turks)

La Plata

How is this shit fair?

Greelander fascists are hibernating

white men

Croatian fascists have awoken.

Is Geheimnisnacht still a thing? cant find a download for it.

Literally perfect borders.

>GroBrussiums
>perfect

...

WnB

are you fucking illiterate? it literally tells you which one is for people with legit copies

>Have literally no accomplishments to put on my runestone

Most believable world yet

I'm amazed how fast gsg moves. First timer here btw. Bought CK 2 on the weekend and I player roughly 20 hours since so far. game's addicting yet complicated af.

I just finished an 8 year campaing with the byzantine count of Malta during the viking age. it was fun as fuck but my first char and his heir (daughter) died from diseases, and All the world was under a cloud of disease, is that normal?

I couldn't find a courtier to marry my daughter since most of were dead, and I was ambitous/naive not to marry her to some lowborn

What the best way to learn how to play Distant Worlds?

rude

has anyone made a /gsg/ thread simulator video

>my first char and his heir (daughter) died from diseases, and All the world was under a cloud of disease, is that normal?

>homosexual kinslayer
Jesus Christ.

white men

>youtube.com/watch?v=h_-qftDlSww

why you playing at that re

It isn't, that's why they lost

>tfw only way Anglos can beat Germans if they gang up on them 3 on 1

Damn I miss Rob

What are some easy Indian countries to play as for the first time in CK2?

Play in Europe instead you faggot is pretty good, in my experience.

The one over in Mlechha or whatever, who owns the Silk Road start.

If you keep electing the same person below 20 republican tradition you become a Revolutionary Dictatorship. If you get 0 without electing the same person below 20 tradition, you get Revolutionary Empire.
See above. I was just meming with the Habsburg though, you would lose the dynasty. I got it back because Austria has an event about finding a Habsburg if you aren't a Habsburg and don't have an heir, which your new dictator wouldn't immediately have.

That one kindgom in the corner at the far east end of the map.

Only two kingdoms to deal with, straightforward path to uniting India, and unless it originates there, the Black Death will never hit it (so build up your hospitals).

I had the black death spawn there at the very edgemost province... and never progress past there due to a maxed hospital in the only adjacent province. Hindu hygiene saving the world.

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GOTO
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Steamfix lets you play multiplayer on a pirated copy.
CreamAPI is for activating pirated DLC on a legit copy.

Fuck Paradox, fuck DLC extortion, fuck normies supporting DLC extortion.

Hosting a HOI3 mp match soon, is anyone interested in participating?

double the shitposting ofc

Mahoyadapuram

Next update it will be bordered by defensive pagans ;)

Both my sons are gay too, don't know how that happened
re?

>manage to take Venice since the AI went retarded and went into a war with Austria and Hungary at the same time
>a few months after I take it, the plague pops up.
fug. Italy is going to shit.

Pig Latin:
REPORTUS ET IGNORUS
Arabic:
تقرير وتجاهل
Bulgarian:
ДOКЛAД И ИГHOPИPAHE
Catalan:
INFORME I IGNORAR
Chinese Simplified:
报告和忽略
Czech:
ZPRÁVA A IGNOROVAT
Danish:
BETÆNKNING OG IGNORERE
Dutch:
VERSLAG EN NEGEREN
English:
REPORT AND IGNORE
Estonian:
ARU JA IGNOREERIDA
Finnish:
ILMOITA JA JÄTTÄÄ
French:
RAPPORT ET IGNORER
German:
MELDEN UND IGNORIEREN
Greek:
ΈΚΘΕΣΗ ΚΑΙ ΑΓΝΟΟΎΝ
Haitian Creole:
RAPÒTE EPI BLIYE
Hebrew:
הדו ח ולהתעלם
Hindi:
रिपोर्ट और पर ध्यान न दें
Hmong Daw:
QHIA THIAB LAS MEES
Hungarian:
JELENTÉS, ÉS FIGYELMEN KÍVÜL HAGYÁSA
Indonesian:
LAPORAN DAN MENGABAIKAN
Italian:
SEGNALAZIONE E IGNORARE
Japanese:
報告し、無視
Klingon:
JA' 'EJ BUSHA'
Korean:
무시 하 고 보고
Latvian:
ATSKAITI UN IGNORĒT
Lithuanian:
ATASKAITAS IR NEPAISYKITE
Malay:
MELAPORKAN DAN MENGABAIKAN
Maltese:
TIRRAPPORTA U INJORA
Norwegian:
RAPPORTERE OG IGNORERE
Persian:
گزارش و نادیده گرفتن
Polish:
RAPORT I IGNOROWAĆ
Portuguese:
RELATÓRIO E IGNORAR
Romanian:
RAPORT ŞI IGNORA
Russian:
OTЧET И ИГHOPИPOBATЬ
Slovak:
SPRÁVA A IGNOROVAŤ
Slovenian:
POROČILO IN PREZRETI
Spanish:
INFORME E IGNORAR
Swedish:
RAPPORTERA OCH IGNORERA
Thai:
รายงาน และละเว้น
Turkish:
RAPOR VE YOKSAY
Ukrainian:
ЗBIT I IГHOPУBATИ
Urdu:
رپورٹ اور نظرانداز کریں
Vietnamese:
BÁO CÁO VÀ BỎ QUA

The only way the germans could lose was to find weak allies and anger russia. The pasta's though they are just traitors.

Sorry I don't have HOI3. I'm willing to play a game of vicky tomorrow if we don't continue the mp of earlier because that one was getting exciting.

Reminder you will never have tiny lolies singing sweet sweet patriotic songs to you

youtube.com/watch?v=uzCleIHK2lU

ABSOLUTELY WHITE
ABSOLUTELY BASED
BEST POST ITT

>pig latin
that's dog latin actually
pig latin would be "eport-ray and ore-ignay"

>Pig Latin:
>REPORTUS ET IGNORUS
Real Latin:
REFERE ET IGNORA

>referring to children as 'lolis'

what is wrong with you?

That's not the pig latin I know

>Spanish:
>INFORME E IGNORAR
but user that's wrong

Terrible post, my friend

good
russia is shit
also fuck off pedo

he pirates video games

>that tfw when your second-favorite mod is cucked beyond repair

>being in entertainment industry
>not ending up on producers couch early on
Even Elijah Woods mentioned he got it up the bum early on.

pedos are based
fuck Johan

>Spanish:
>INFORME E IGNORAR
I took Spanish in highschool 12 years ago and even I can tell that this is wrong in many ways

I thought swedes liked muslims? Is Johan an islamophobe?

Google Translate can't tell the difference between infinitive and imperative.

t. Abdullah

>ignorar
Lmao

Starting HOI3 mp in 15min with Flavormod (link in the OP is out of date)

HOI3 4.02 JVWW
IP: 68.37.166.17

> Flavormod
mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw


just download a """free""' copy
pirateproxy.cc/torrent/8486569/Hearts_of_Iron_3_-_Their_Finest_Hour_4.02___Black_Ice_3.1_Mod

>Estonian:
>ARU JA IGNOREERIDA

Stop using Google Translate. "ARU" is nonsensical in this. "TEATADA" or "KAEVATA" would make sense.

Joke's on you, I'm down for Tibet. China too if we get it.

Can't run any slower than AGOT.

Thanks for the (You)s, friends. Good to know this 3 years old pasta still works as intended.

Johan has been known to be a Neo-Nazi

does this mod still make the game slow to a crawl?

not if you have a good computer

Is borrowing from the Jews and then expelling them ever worth it?

I have a great CPU and 1.27 or whatever version was last had the game taking minutes to pass a year at speed 5

What kind of question is that when you know the answer in your heart.

you shouldn't have a problem

expelling the jews is worth it in and of itself lad

As King of Jerusalem, what benefit does it get you if you vassalize the Templars and Hospitallers?

have never been into grand strategy games. decided to pick up hearts of iron iv earlier. haven't stopped playing it for 3 hours and still feel like there is so much to learn, but i am really enjoying it.

fuck (you)s

Thanks for the (You)s, friends. Good to know these 20 minute old replies are still working as intended.

>there is so much to learn
>hoyfour

...

I have this grand plan that couldn't possibly fail.
Start out as a count in Croatia or Bulgaria and convert my children to Norse/Orthodox. Then once I have 2 or 3 kingdoms under my control swear fealty to Byzantium and Usurp the throne. From there I can use raiders to weaken the Muslim castles before declaring war and assaulting for easy 100% war score.

I may take this event up

shit I really wish I had more time to reform my army with tanks and planes but I feel this must be done.

the purpose of this campaign was to take over india to have a japanese raj which is pretty much done already. brits have a few bits of india left but not much, only 19% of my total population is japanese

Those are some cute gnomes, user.

Theres a whole book on em

How do you get "trading in cotton" to pop?

oh wait nevermind, this truce doesn't end until after the cb expires

oh well I guess, ww1 will have to wait until later

So what exactly does the "dismantle empire" casus belli do? I want to release Ukraine to add another buffer state between Russia and I, but Japan is calling me into war against Russia with the Dismantle CB. Should I join them or declare a separate war of Liberate Country?

Thank you for reposting that here.

reduced piety cost and you dont pay maintenance

Give me more! Make my day more happy. :(

Kicking ass, taking names

play mp with us normie REEEE

Wait what? If you want balls go to /pol/
If you want Gnomes torrent them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes_(book)

68.37.166.174
ip is wrong

Mayo is broken as fuck and vanilly EU4 is just shit #truth #fuckjohan #paradoxmustdie

>Have bigger army
>Have leader
>Same troops
>Same tech level
>Lose defensive battle

??

did Myou In Texas make EUIV good?

>defensive battle in Eu4
You fell for the meme.

> -10% tax
Not worth it unless you are an edgelord.

>no Croatian
>but bunch of non-white languages

kys

t. woke fascist

When was the last time you fought a war?