What does Veeky Forums think of this garage?

what does Veeky Forums think of this garage?

from the outside

found these pics from the "Show your Garage" thread on rennlist

Where be tools?

cool lift but
where are the tools

>Only room for 1-2 cars

That's actually quite bad desu. Wasted space.

Also, where are all the tools?

at the dealership maybe?

Pretentious as fuck. It's clear nobody is every going to actually do anything beyond park in there.

at least theres a coffeemaker and a sink for when you spill a but of it on yourself

>not playing Forza Motorsport 7, Gran Turismo 6, Asseto Corsa, LFS instead of NBA2k17

fin

it's a pool house with a lift

>no shitty inherited tools
>no random piles of crap
>no old bikes
>no healing bench
>no mystery stains
>no unfinished """projects"""

>DESIGNATED

>coffeemaker

no look at it again.

I got this from the same thread.

Different owner. he complained about there being too many clean garages

how about i look at you again

It's an ice maker dummy

As a man cave? 9/10.
As a garage? 1/10.

It's a man cave with a Porsche on the wall instead of a poster.

If the lifts spends most of its time in the air without a viable use of the space underneath it's basically a podium. Also those drive on lifts are a pain in the add to work with except for alignments. The lack of outlets, air hose fittings, exhaust, dust collection again tells me the car is a showpiece and he's not a true car enthusiast

look at me fuck on me
look at me fuck on me (yah)

yassssssssss kween drag that porsche "enthusiast"

WIGS HAVE BEEN SNATCHED HUNTY

Stop typing like a nigger even if it's ironically.

The dog shits in the garage and he doesn't take the time to clean it up before taking a photo. I drive a shitbox and I don't even like dogs sniffing near my car.

This is another prime example of someone with too much money and no common sense.

I speel my drink!

Seems really tacky and flash, why dont you have a proper garage, not where your teeagers hangs out and smokes weed and lets his friends make out in your porsche. Heres a more tasteful garage.

ooga booga bix nood

is that better massa?

poverty tier my man

neat cars my guy

Well that's still just a storage lift but at least they bought Bend Pak

judging by all these photos, this guy is an idiot and a prick. his son probably hates him and that car is probably not driven hard. i am guessing he is a dentist or some kind of oral surgeon.

Now that's a nice garage.

That's comfy asf my dude

>Charging chord in the sink
fucking barbarians

Is that the brick box where he stashes his hookers and blow?

its a shit garage but a nice rec room

these guys get it

top tier is garages with mechanics pits in them something like this

Holding a gamepad, no sign of a console

Also, wearing shoes on the sofa? Fuck no. Get out.

Suicide pits? You're a moron this is top tier

>car cant fall on you
>suicide

>what is carbon monoxide poisoning

what is a fan

>porsche
>work on it your self
hahahhaha

???

inside of James May's house.

why does this dude put his car in his living room?

It's a pool house, not a living room

Also pretentiousness. But it's Rennlist so how dare you call out someone who has more money than you!

Inefficient, just get lifts and it wouldn't be an issue in the first place

Richfags. The Thread.

t. poorfag

That's a shit man cave. It's how you'd expect the inside of a house to look like.

Where's the bong? Where are the tools and various projects which have been started but not finished?

At least there's a doggo but why on earth can't it go outside to shit? No fences? From what I see of American houses it seems to be a thing

>Inefficient

never been to a lube shop eh

Yeah actually I've always wanted a Skyline which is faster and better than your overpriced glorified VW beetles so Fuck you Porsche.

>skyline
>posts a silvia

I have, worked in a few as well, pits are retarded compared to just having lifts

Nissan fanboys aren't very intelligent

just need to get a lift

garage hell, thats a great house

looks cool but the son (?) looks like a spoiled ass lol

no offense, just the expression on his face

why not cover up the walls? cabinets?

all that potential for dust bothers me

i don't want to smell tires and gasoline while i chill at home playing vidya tyvm

>rc P80, F4 & Thunderbolt
Adopt me

because. I'm being lazy right now.

What's with storing cars on lifts? Seems like a massive pain in the ass. All those juices dripping down.... Ugh. Why don't you build a nice garage before dropping six figures or more on a car or a collection?

>that fucking dodgy looking, misaligned construction on the base of those lifts
are they even anchored down?
i hope they didn't pay a contractor money for this

Summer is in full swing, boys

That install job looks like ass. The installer couldn't be arsed to shim the uprights level.

The lifts could have had drip pans, but apparently all involved were fucking clueless. If you have that kind of bank build a nice, large garage with fire suppression, security and enough fucking parking spaces.

>gook paddle instead of a pool table

6/10 he tried

>that ad

weebs btfo

As an s30 owner, that ad of a black porsche rustles me

>drive car out of garage
>go into pool

On the couch

>wearing shoes indoors
Why?

I bet that as soon as Ferrari sees this shit, they're going to revoke the driver's permission to own a Ferrari.
Maybe that's why the hapa boy has resting bitchface.

>all this poorfaggotry
learn 2 garage

>I bet that as soon as Ferrari sees this shit, they're going to revoke the driver's permission to own a Ferrari.

why?

literal dog shit on the floor

I remember when I was 14

>Consolefag
Thats all I think about it.

>placing a mclaren over a Ferrari
>laferrari not having its own separate garage

When you're as loaded as that guy you can tell Ferrari to go fuck their hat. It's your car, You can put a giant burning man style dick bodykit on it if you want.

Tell that to Deadmau5

>drive in pool

You can tell he has no idea how to work on a car.

ok back from the bar.

found this pic from Rennlist

kinda cool there are Porsche guys that enjoy a lil NA Miata still

forgot pic

kys

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>that brazilian flag top right
No wonder the lifts look like they're about to fucking buckle like cardboard. They're not even bolted down, are they?

>proper garage
>tile floor

This is wrong in so many ways.

>where are the tools?
>who the fuck wants their house to smell like exhaust

He should just drive his car into the pool and end it.

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So sad

Did the contractor accidentally install a garage door in the kitchen or what?

>not getting high on gas fumes while playing gayman
>calling yourself a petrolhead

nope

heres another pic of it

>tire tracks on walls
spider car?

my guess is floor panels repurposed as wall
or somebody's idea of a decoration

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Ain't enough room in there, my man. Shit cars too, aside from that ferrari

there's more than one Ferrari in that picture, user

also kys

>carrera gt
>shit
user pls