/gbfg/ Granblue Fantasy General #1592

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>READ THE FAQ before posting! - it will answer most of your questions if you are new or learning
gbf.wiki/FAQ

>Sky Compass Guide (now includes air dates)
pastebin.com/D4XubHkK

>Schedule for May:
4/30 - 5/9 - Alchemist Astray
5/10 - 5/15 - All Four Celestials
5/17 - 5/24 - Guild War (Light)
5/25 - 5/30 - Xeno Ifrit Showdown
5/25 - 5/30 - Hero's Return (Naoise event rerun)
5/31 - ?/?? - New Scenario Event

>How to Start
Go to game.granbluefantasy.jp in Chrome. Set language to English.

>Mega Pastebin - This pastebin has lots of useful things like important guides and other stuff so don't be a shitter and read these before asking something.
pastebin.com/8xELSDu4

>Guild pastebin
pastebin.com/EgJBF9xi

Previous thread

This is your 5* for tonight
Say something nice about her

this is not a beato thread
THIS IS SHIT!

>trying for A tier during ZoiWars
HELP

She's a girl!!

...

I fucked up the number.
Go make a new thread.

Make good on your threat at least

Usable, she's got a slot in my frontline until Song is done. Why is she a suicide bomber?

>Why is she a suicide bomber
Becuase you probably immediately activate the mask instead of after you healed her.

Isn't this the Nazi Germany replacement for Colacola?

>/gbfg/ shit on dark healers
>/gbfg/ used healers for fucking NM90

is chococats the strongest gbfg crew?

She got an update a while ago, user. Unless she single attacks every turn, the mask is on from start to finish.

ERPing ChocoCat: "I am growing stronger"

That's Fanta orange, designed to be drunk by the pure Aryan race. The grape flavor was made to be drunk by the uncultured niggers.

No, live with your shame.

She barely ever dies for me. There are normally enough gaps between her debuff to throw a heal in. Combined with the 2 turns of 0 damage and the 1hp survival, she isn't really that suicidal.

>takes Atelier more than 20 minutes with 11 people in the raid to kill an EX+

I'm joining Chococats after this GW.

> really small crew with about 5 active HL dark players
> rank #150-ish
what the fuck is wrong with this GW

What's the quickest way to get enough points to get this?

You aren't using her right

When you ougi right? The mask stays on/activates. You're supposed to increase her threat, she takes some hits, you give her a heal then mask up and do the ougi.

There's nothing wrong with using the mask right away if you don't plan on keeping her around long or the fight is a short one.

>he hasn't taken spritepill

Buy multiple starter packs and or a pack box

Heyo, what was updated today besides Drum Master and party slots?

Live in Japan

>spaces after his meme chevrons
which reddit crew are you? just curious

That's it.

zeniths

How many

The announcement screen lists an update 2 and update 3 though

>no zoey
>guild leader tells me i have to skip my daily meal if i dont farm 500 meat for the crew daily
im so hungry bros

>tfw 2-man crew

Is tag team the only extra skill worth getting for Luchador?

Minor bug fixes.

>daily meal

you don't need semen to survive

You eat each other's ass?

>farm 500 meat

literally only 250 BP wanpanning Twitter EX+ assuming you get 2 meat to drop per EX+ on average. You can easily farm that in an hour or two.

Ring ruler is 5 EMP and lets MC hit cap easily and permanently

>he has berries left after magnafest

These shitposts are getting out of hand.

You'd probably have more honors if you two waited until after GW to eat each other's butts

>he thinks posts like these are shitposts

You should see how our new recruits are being treated

user. I have been shitposting all day and I at least have 6mil. What the fuck.

I'm sure you're doing your best during GW. Keep it up.

why do people play lucha

I don't to live in a world where that isn't someone kidding around.

So I won't.

How old is Nia? I want her to bear my children

>still 8 and a half hours of autism grinding before I can leech the rest of the week
This is painful. I just want to go play Persona. Back to back guild wars with a magnafest between is cruel.

Tag team

Sky compass guide????

I love her!!

Shut up Dancho

It's going to be Seruel and after him, Sophia is the next Light 5*

Fleet's pretty chill.
>Have 5k pendants
>Non-dark grid is almost done
>Ask Simo if I should focus on building up a dark grid for GW
>"Whatever, idgaf build what you want"

What if I like pineapple?

>tfw 29 man crew and only 3 people have actually contributed to GW
>I'm over 80% of my crew's honors

I keep failing 6 man Nataku. What the fuck?

Fucking idiots keep dying to his 50% OHKO even though I Phalanx and use sticker properly.

As HS that's my only job, right?

This is basically Bullies, too. We have like a dozen superautists that get excited for guild war every month and tell everybody else not to worry about it and just do whatever they want. Sounds like Fleet is a good place to be.

>Seruel
Please. I want my sexy catman to be core in light as well as my bed.

Will there be leechlists this GW?

should've carried harder

yeah, also dispel his buff if he applies it
maybe try to host it when gw goes to interlude

Heles, please.

When you think about it, this probably exists in japanese workplaces.
>boss is into granblue
>the salarymen have to play too, similar to forced overtime or forced drinking parties
>salarymen have to farm the fuck out GW to avoid shamefur dispray
>some salarymen probably whale to get higher standing in the office
Damn, someone tell me I have a tinfoil hat on or something

When prelims are over

>That feel when finishing my back log of video games while my crew carries me to another successful GW.

The perks of being cute and e-famous is great.

>Boss
Nah nothing so corrupt. It'd be peers and friends that harass the person until they cave in.

No because of private profile.

how is this possible

>Different crews within the workplace competing for benefits
I want to see this.

Is this the best worst GW ever?

Reminder that /gbfg/ literally bullied a chink and made him out of employment.

I wish intermission would give a sort of crew grace period for people to leave their godawful crews for better ones.
Maybe exclude members of crews that are already in bracket from leaving and rejoining,

Will they fix Orchis!?

>every time a salaryman crew loses to some gaijin crew playing for fun, an employee gets fired

You can still see rankings, but because of private crews (not profiles) players can't be matched to crews.

Don't be fooled by the shitposting. It's a legit way of farming meat efficiently.

>everyone hosts ex+
>everyone wanpans each other's ex+
>host bursts
>entire crew gets meat for a meager 40AP per person

Man, if only we could use flags for our profiles. Just plaster the most triggering flags to run in salt.

So which /gbfg/ crews are going to be pussies and make their crew private so we can't see their leech list?

Level 95: Receives
counter

>20 minutes

I mean come on though.

>>every time a salaryman crew loses to some gaijin crew playing for fun, an employee gets his wife NTRed away from him by his fat, faceless boss.

All of them

...

Does it say how old Lyria is in her birthday event?

That brings up an intriguing question. Are there people who are dickish enough to actively try to get someone NTR'd for shitposting material?

Yes.

Old enough for kisses.

Does anyone know what skills the luchador in rank 2 would be using?

They'd ban the Korean flag immediately.

If your crew doesn't have 1 /gbfg/ e-celeb then your crew should be removed from the pastebin

What if they are losing to SEA crew?

forced suicide

Every single guild has at least one e-celeb except Bullies.

There is no shame in losing to SEA

cuckold

Dem boiz doesn't

>except Bullies
On behalf of Bullies, let's keep it that way. I'd rather be out of the pastebin than e-celeb shit.